For Those Who Cant Find Work

JONJO THE MISER

There is plenty in certain parts of the western world paying great wages.
Take for example Williston, ND in America, the population of Williston, ND is expected to rise from current levels of 13,000 in 2010 to over 65,000 by the year 2020 all thanks to a massive oil boom.
Take a listen to this http://www.npr.org/player/v2/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=140784004&m=140790275

Cill Dara Abu

tl;dl

JONJO THE MISER

Wertz

North Dakota? F*ck that

kc87

nah the dole pays to much to waste me time over there

Benny_Cake

Luckily absolutely no one is unemployed in the States so I'm sure they'll welcome all of our unemployed with open arms.:rolleyes:

ejmaztec

The new influx will reduce the number of guys having to marry their sisters.

ChunkyLover_53

Ah North Dakota, The Leitrim of America.

mikemac

ejmaztec wrote: »

The new influx will reduce the number of guys having to marry their sisters.

You're thinking of Georgia, they are more civilized up in North Dakota

Rud

I honestly thought,when i seen the title of this tread first,it read "for those who can't fart at work" and i was going to reply about how i can easily fart at work all the time with no complaints.Oh well nevermind

Super-Rush

Waits for the US to declare war on North Dakota.

zom

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Poor guy must WALK 2 MILES to Wallmart to buy food!! It's definitely not for me :-)

Celly Smunt

why doesn't he move to a field closer to walmart?

T0mmy C

I need a new job. xx

ejmaztec

mikemac wrote: »

You're thinking of Georgia, they are more civilized up in North Dakota

They only marry their cousins?

Capt'n Midnight

You know that North Dakota doesn't exist don't you :pac:

phasers

I say go for it guys! If you start walking now you should reach North Dakota by Christmas 2012. I hope yis are strong swimmers.

strobe

I've been saying it for years tbh... North Dakota is best Dakota.

x in the city

Wertz wrote: »

North Dakota? F*ck that

fargo

classic film...

that is all.

Ghandee

I thought Americas unemployment rate was at a record high, something akin to our own percentage wise?

Why don't they go for the jobs if their are so many?

Too busy sucking on the big gulps!

x in the city

slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

greenmachine88

From what I've heard it's near impossible to get citizenship in America, it would be really cool to go however and would I jump at the opportunity.

Spread

Ghandee wrote: »

I thought Americas unemployment rate was at a record high, something akin to our own percentage wise?

Why don't they go for the jobs if their are so many?

Too busy sucking on the big gulps!

You're probably watching too much Fox News .

Different states have different figures - just like Europe.

Have been here about six months and know nobody without a job.

Just pulled this off Government page Sept 2011.

United States 1 ………………………………………… 9.1
Alaska ............................................................ 7.7
California ......................................................... 12.1
Delaware ......................................................... 8.1
District of Columbia .......................................... 11.1
Florida ............................................................ 10.7
Georgia ........................................................... 10.2
Hawaii ............................................................. 6.2
Iowa ................................................................ 6.1
Kansas ........................................................... 6.7
Louisiana ........................................................ 7.2
Maine ............................................................. 7.6
Maryland ......................................................... 7.3
Massachusetts ................................................ 7.4
Michigan ......................................................... 11.2
Minnesota ....................................................... 7.2
Montana .......................................................... 7.8
Nebraska ........................................................ 4.2
Nevada ............................................................ 13.4
New Hampshire ............................................... 5.3
New Mexico .................................................... 6.6
New York ........................................................ 8.0
North Carolina .................................................. 10.4
North Dakota ................................................... 3.5
Oklahoma ....................................................... 5.6
Pennsylvania ................................................... 8.2
Rhode Island ................................................... 10.6
South Carolina ................................................. 11.1
South Dakota .................................................. 4.7
Texas ............................................................. 8.5
Utah ............................................................... 7.6
Vermont .......................................................... 5.9
Virginia ........................................................... 6.3
Wisconsin ....................................................... 7.9
Wyoming ........................................................ 5.8

deco nate

yea,but who the fook wanna work for walmart????:pac::pac::pac:
it will cost you more to work for them than you take home!

crystallove

usually it is hard to find a suitable job

Overheal

North Dakota Doesn't Exist.

I thought we had long established this.

The Scientician

The climate in the Dakotas is so unpleasant that much of that area has depopulated. The coasts and the southwest offer so much more for people than the Great Plains have.

http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/geopedia/High_Plains_Migration

http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2008/01/emptied-north-dakota/bowden-text

James T Kirk

That'll do the big man.

So long, suckers! o/

Oranage2

Darnit - Was really hoping this was a Dole bashing thread :mad:

Kevin Duffy

greenmachine88 wrote: »

From what I've heard it's near impossible to get citizenship in America, it would be really cool to go however and would I jump at the opportunity.

I am not well versed in US immigration, but I'm still pretty sure you don't need citizenship to head over for a few years, make a few quid, then move on to somewhere else or come home.

I got a job offer in a similar situation to this about 20 years ago. Always regretted not taking it. If you're doing nothing better, GTF to North Dakota and be part of a modern-day goldrush.

UglyBolloxFace

Just out of interest, does anyone know how much unemployment benefit is in Germany per week?

Senna

The Scientician wrote: »

The climate in the Dakotas is so unpleasant that much of that area has depopulated

They get proper weather, warm in the summer and cold in the winter, not this pansy ass damp and mild we get all year round.

Kevin Duffy

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Just out of interest, does anyone know how much unemployment benefit is in Germany per week?

I seem to remember it's low, but you get vouchers for prostitutes, so that's all the basics covered.