Do you have poo on your phone ?

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/10/14/mobiles_covered_in_e_coli/

One in every six mobiles in the UK has got traces of poo on it, according to a new study.

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"Although 95 per cent of people said they washed their hands with soap where possible, 92 per cent of phones and 82 per cent of hands had bacteria on them.

who are the 5% of people who admit to not washing their hands ? :eek:

Will you be able to borrow a phone again ?

Just as well there were telephone sanatisers on Ark B

Cill Dara Abu

Sh1t thread

geetar

meh. bacterias on everything.

apparenlty if your toothbrush is within like 10 feet of your toilet youve been washing your teeth with shíte the whole time.


best not to think about these things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58JsLdb2wHw

Stained Class

Wow!

A new product from apple.

The iPoo.

With new faecally enabled 'nappytations'.:D

Ghandee

The head line could have just as easily read "five out of six phones DON'T have crap on them"
That wouldn't catch the eye so quick though lol!

Micky Dolenz

I've had some shite phones, that count?

deathrider

People sometimes text me complete sh1te... does that count?

WinstonOno

only one thing for it so, buy a new phone every time ya go to the jax

Larianne

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

who are the 5% of people who admit to not washing their hands ? :eek:

5% who admit to it. I'd say it's actually higher going by the amount of ladies I see not washing their hands after being to the toilet. :cool:

maygitchell

Only after i shove it up the s bend and ring it with the vibration on

Custardpi

Unless you take a crap whilst wearing a disposal biohazard suit (with appropriate hole in it obviously) then fumigate the place it's pretty much impossible to avoid a certain amount of contamination. Even if you wash your hands with soap (& I sincerely hope we all do) after the deed you've still turned the top on with contaminated hands, so when you turn it off you dirty your hands again & then your phone the next time you use it. Bit scary if you think about it too much so best not to.

Pherekydes

"Eh, Pherekydes, can I borrow your mobile? I've no credit on mine and I want to ring my sister."

"Sure. Don't mind the smell, though. I didn't have time to wash my hands after you know what."

sgb

Stick it up your arse, put it on vibrate and ring your number

galwayrush

No. we can still afford loo paper.

PseudoFamous

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

who are the 5% of people who admit to not washing their hands ? :eek:

I'm one of them. I cba to do it sometimes.

ahyeahok

Poo on your phone? jeez there's an app for everything now!

ahyeahok

Or theres a crapp for that

JONJO THE MISER

The i poo app:pac:

earpiece

The spray from talking Sh1te people!

starlit

No, I always wipe it clean with hand wipes. Don't like bacteria and dirt on my phone.

earpiece

doovdela wrote: »

No, I always wipe it clean with hand wipes. Don't like bacteria and dirt on my phone.

So where do you like your dirt?

Chuck Stone

Poopenschaft.


Bruno said that.

Killer Pigeon

Ugh! I can't believed I actually listened to Spin1038 today.

policarp

Most of the contamination is spread by handling cash.

HUNK

Poo granules. On your phone, on your toothbrush, in your cereal.

Daithi 1

Poo aint so scary when ur giving @nal...

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I'm surprised it's that low. If they did a full test they'd probably find semen on a lot of phones too. a lot of people aren't too diligent when it comes to washing hands

earpiece

HUNK wrote: »

Poo granules. On your phone, on your toothbrush, in your cereal.

Poo now available in 'GRANULES'
What next?

lezza

earpiece wrote: »

Poo now available in 'GRANULES'
What next?

lumps

builttospill

Was it Ashley Cole's phone they were testing?

Reamer Fanny

Theres an app for that its called iFeces

Kanoe

I still have the cellophane wrapper on it and it has yet to be touched by human hands.