Itchin like crazzzzyy

swizzle123

Guys,

I am being driven demented with itch in my feet and hands all of a sudden.. it drives me craxy. There is no rash or anything... Im 22, eat healthy (most of the time :P) and have never had this before...

Any ideas what this could be? Or how to stop this god damn itch

HELP!!!!!

Dotrel

You probably just have a subconscious urge to see the world.

westendgirlie

Stop tossing yerself off! And no, using your feet isn't kinky!

starbelgrade

You have balanitis

Sauve

Blast it with piss.

(for once - there may actually be sense to this logic)

Fremen

Your liver could be failing.

Saila

definately lupus

Fremen

Saila wrote: »

definately lupus

*House high five*

starbelgrade

swizzle123 wrote: »

Any ideas what this could be? Or how to stop this god damn itch

Eh... scratch it?

Kevin Duffy

Cutting off your hands and feet seems the most logical thing to me. It's not like you use them much, is it?

Sky King

I got a similar dose on my dinger off yore ma

the whole year inn

Saila wrote: »

definately lupus

Its never lupus,maybe some sort of autoimmune disease!

Temptamperu

Have you tried washing?

Jaxxy

Saila wrote: »

definately lupus

It's never Lupus. My money is on amyloidosis.

EDIT: Damn you gob_smacked!

leprosy

get a bell and start chanting "unclean, unclean"

noxqs

Don't worry we can treat it with Cortisone. We didn't radiate your spine yet to nuke your immune system first. Thats for page 2.

Edit: Too late.

whiskeyman

You must have acquired too much money and power if you've got the itches

Sky King

Scratch them. Problem solved.

You can thank me later.

Jaxxy

Are you pregnant, OP?

westendgirlie

Yep, you've got the lurgies alright.

whubee

Slow down sir, you're going to give yourself skin failure.

Ok, now the symptoms you describe point to bonus eruptus, its a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body.

Your one chance is trans-dental electromacide.

Ill need a golf cart motor with a 1000w capacimator.

woodoo

You may have Angiostrongylus cantonensis

number10a

Going by my mammy's logic when I was a smallie, either Calpol or Sudocreme will fix it. Use both to be sure.

Celly Smunt

Dear Op,

are you female?
have you slept with me?

if so pm me immediately,i have some important news.

Kevin Duffy

Looking at this thread, I just don't see why the charter says we can't do medical advice. It all seems medically legit to me.
So far, it's definitely nothing like having a load of bored smart-arsés on the internet diagnosing an illness. Not even a little bit like it. We've probably identified things so-called "doctors" might have missed. Good work AH.

Princess Peach

I'm itchy too. Damn eczema

Anyway its probably phantom itching. Empathetic rash kinda thing.

woodoo

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'm itchy too. Damn eczema

Anyway its probably phantom itching. Empathetic rash kinda thing.

I hate to break it to you princess peach but its likely Ebola

Super-Rush

Its either pink eye or aids.

Either way you're fcuked.

HazDanz

gob_smacked wrote: »

Its never lupus,maybe some sort of autoimmune disease!

I've a feeling it maybe sarcoidosis.

Go and do a CT scan of the chest while I start the treatment with hydroxychloroquine.

westendgirlie

super-rush wrote: »

Its either pink eye or aids.

Either way you're fcuked.

It's probably just HIV at this stage. You know it's aids when your "bits" itch too.

Sky King

It sounds like The Grand Applause

Standard Toaster

Sounds to be like a stage 12 hairy hands syndrome OP

KTRIC

Sounds like a bad case of people trying to outdo each other with funny retorts :rolleyes:

TheZohanS

I know we're technically supposed to give advice but I can say with 100% certainty that you have TB.

Standard Toaster

KTRIC wrote: »

Sounds like a bad case of people trying to outdo each other with funny retorts :rolleyes:

lol!

Classic KTRIC

im invisible

funny retorts

BopNiblets

Skin failure, you need a transplant.

Or scabies!

woodoo

KTRIC wrote: »

Sounds like a bad case of people trying to outdo each other with funny retorts :rolleyes:

Are you still up Grandpa.

Ally Dick

My guess is scabies. If canesten doesn't work then you might need an antihistamine

Paddy Cow

Scabies? If it is, get it sorted asap as they are highly contagious. I had them once. First I thought it was just a rash. I went to the doctor when it was itching really badly but I had left it too late and I was itching myself raw. It burnt like a mutherfcuker when I put the cream on.

swizzle123

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Scabies? If it is, get it sorted asap as they are highly contagious. I had them once. First I thought it was just a rash. I went to the doctor when it was itching really badly but I had left it too late and I was itching myself raw. It burnt like a mutherfcuker when I put the cream on.

Well there is no rash at all?? Like it jst itches???? But there is no sign of any rash or bumps on the skin?

Jaxxy

Try not to get freaked out about it swizzle, that's not going to help. It could be an allergic reaction to something, or it could be any one of the rare conditions other posters have mentioned.

Go to bed now, go to doctor in morning.

The King of Moo

Every time I see this thread title on the front page I hear this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYys2ulh5_w

That might distract you from the itchiness.

Sharpshooter

OP, asking for medical advice is not allowed re the rules of Boards.ie

See your GP and get yourself sorted.