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A funny story.

  • 11-10-2011 4:18am
    #1
    ballsacky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭


    I sold this Makita cordless power drill in the local paper,and then 6 months later I recieved the very same one back as a Christmas present from my brother-in-law..minus the power pack.

    What a funny story.


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  • #2
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Is that you Michael McIntyre?


  • #3
    chuckliddell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 170 ✭✭chuckliddell


    Halarious


  • #4
    niallo27
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,107 ✭✭✭✭niallo27


    "We have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay, he's married so we'll only refer to him by his christian name. This is Domingo from little Oakley."


    Big Yellow Taxi there by Joni Mitchell, a song in which she complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot' - a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise. Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."


  • #5
    maygitchell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 843 ✭✭✭maygitchell


    What did one tampon say to the other tampon?



    Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches


  • #6
    ballsacky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭ballsacky


    I'd like to go 'round Legoland with Sean Connery,and then afterwards we'd go for a lovely lamb lunch in the centre of Windsor.


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  • #7
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Why did the blond jump off a bridge?



    She suffered with depression.


  • #8
    ballsacky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭ballsacky


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Is that you Michael McIntyre?

    No it's me,Roy.


  • #9
    youcrazyjesus!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭youcrazyjesus!


    He thinks he's Rod Stewart.


  • #10
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Its a good one, but i heard it before.


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