If you were chatted up by a gay guy/girl, how would you react

John Doe1 · 10-10-2011 7:07pm #1

assuming you are straight of course

Dudess · 10-10-2011 7:08pm

Have been (by gay women) - just say thanks but I don't swing that way.

Princess Peach · 10-10-2011 7:08pm

I'd ask them to get my coat.

efb · 10-10-2011 7:08pm

John Doe1 wrote: »

assuming you are straight of course

31 m mids

minidazzler · 10-10-2011 7:08pm

I take it as a compliment. It's what it is after all. Also, it makes me a little smug thinking I am full of teh hawtness.

MajorMax · 10-10-2011 7:08pm

Hey, a mouth's a mouth

DrumSteve · 10-10-2011 7:09pm

I'm a lesbian so id be cool with it.

staker · 10-10-2011 7:10pm

When I refused, he gave me 10 decades of the rosary. Bastid!:mad:

Geekness1234 · 10-10-2011 7:11pm

Give him a slap!

Immaculate Pasta · 10-10-2011 7:12pm

:eek: <====== Like that

efb · 10-10-2011 7:12pm

Geekness1234 wrote: »

Give him a slap!

on the ass cheeks? Oh matron! :P

John Doe1 · 10-10-2011 7:13pm

staker wrote: »

When I refused, he gave me 10 decades of the rosary. Bastid!:mad:

Youre lucky, they usually just go for the rape;)

alwaysadub · 10-10-2011 7:13pm

Wouldn't bother me. I'd just react same way as if it was a lad.

AgileMyth · 10-10-2011 7:13pm

I suppose I'd ride him. Not in a gay way or anything though..

Dudess · 10-10-2011 7:13pm

alwaysadub wrote: »

Wouldn't bother me. I'd just react same way as if it was a lad.

You'd jump her?

ItsAWindUp · 10-10-2011 7:15pm

I did last Saturday night actually. Explained that I wasn't that way inclined, but I still chatted away to him, nice guy.

alwaysadub · 10-10-2011 7:18pm

Dudess wrote: »

You'd jump her?

Ha no. More like "Thanks but i've got a boyfriend" type thing!

4leto · 10-10-2011 7:19pm

Ohh Its complementing when anyone chats me up or fancies me.

Chuck Stone · 10-10-2011 7:20pm

I probably wouldn't cop it was happening until I was being pounded up the back passage....

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Coriolanus · 10-10-2011 7:20pm

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

:eek: <====== Like that

That arrow looks like a cawk, so I'm guess you're saying you'd at least try oral?

Mike 1972 · 10-10-2011 7:21pm

It happened me before (At Belfast pride off all places -Imagine !!!!) just politely made my excuses and buggered off (in the figurative sense)

Oddly enough the sky didnt fall in.

My name is URL · 10-10-2011 7:26pm

It's happened me a few times.. I've a mate who is gay and tends to be fairly flirty with other gay guys on nights out. A few of them have come on to me and a couple of my mates in the past. I guess we're gay by association. Freaked me out the first time, but only because I didn't know how to politely react to it.

Unique User Name · 10-10-2011 7:28pm

I'd love it if a lesbian chatted me up but I thought they weren't into guys

Dudess · 10-10-2011 7:28pm

I'd be a bit freaked all right if a gay guy chatted me up :pac: but a gay women - 's cool.

stovelid · 10-10-2011 7:30pm

Flirt with them and extract free drinks all night before sneaking off

Jimoslimos · 10-10-2011 7:34pm

eh....flattered but no thanks.

Anyway, can't see the gheys lowering their ridiculously high standards for me!

RachaelVO · 10-10-2011 7:35pm

Happened to me in San Francisco. I was going to a fancy dress party and was on the train (BART) and I was dressed up as a vampire. This chick wearing leathers and had a few chains asked me was I going to the Castro (the really GAY village of SF), I said no, but she was really asking me to go with her, I explained that I was meeting friends n stuff. She got off the stop before me.

I took it as a compliment!

OakeyDokey · 10-10-2011 7:37pm

I'd tell them I'm flattered but I'm straight.

krudler · 10-10-2011 7:41pm

have been many a night,have a few gay friends so any time I'm out with them it tends to happen. I seem to get more attention from gay men than straight women, doesnt bother me at all, anyone thinking you're worth chatting up is a nice compliment, if I swung that way I'd be up to my eyeballs in cock, I mean that both figuratively and literally.

im invisible · 10-10-2011 7:44pm

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

:eek: ~~C======8 Like that

fyp :pac:

desertcircus · 10-10-2011 7:45pm

Quite pleased with myself. Which is more or less how I feel on the now-rare occasions when a straight woman decides she likes the look of me before I can explain I have a gilfriend.

CoolHat · 10-10-2011 7:47pm

I would be polite and say not gay so not interested.
But it depends on how they take it from there.

A few years ago I was on a night out and me and my friends were outside the pub about to get taxi's. Some gay guy comes onto me. I politely inform him not interested. He says "all the straight guys say that" ... He tries again for a second time. again not interested mate. 3rd time as he opens the door to get into the taxi he links arms with me and says "get in the taxi"

I pushed him to the ground. Looking back perhaps not the best thing to do as he hit the ground hard. And could of knocked his head. Bouncer comes over and asks what was that about, I tell him and he just walks away.

Dudess · 10-10-2011 7:49pm

CoolHat wrote: »

A few years ago I was on a night out and me and my friends were outside the pub about to get taxi's. Some gay guy comes onto me. I politely inform him not interested. He says "all the straight guys say that" ... He tries again for a second time. again not interested mate. 3rd time as he opens the door to get into the taxi he links arms with me and says "get in the taxi".

Complete and utter harassment. What an ass. If a complete stranger did that to me, I'd be quite upset.

Slim Shady · 10-10-2011 7:50pm

In the case of a Gay man I would say "no I'm straight but I hear David Norris is looking for a new pen pall"
In the case of a Gay Woman, well that would never happen.

MugMugs · 10-10-2011 7:52pm

I'd politely ask if I was expected to return the "favour"

Galway K9 · 10-10-2011 7:53pm

I was, I felt very uncomfortable and moved away.

staker · 10-10-2011 7:53pm

I've politely(I think) declined twice. What irked me was on both occasions I was followed into the jacks and chatted up at the urinals.
I suppose that's more a reflection of society's prejudices than their deceptive methods,but fvckkit,it annoyed me no end.

chalkie 501 · 10-10-2011 8:06pm

A friend of mine recently got back from travelling around south america,
he said there was about 15 people sharing a room in a hostel he was staying in, they were all different nationalities,anyway he got friendly with this gorgeous brazillian lass who was staying there, they went out on the piss one night and after several beers he decided to chance his luck with her. His luck was in and after snogging for a few minutes she said "i feel guilty,i must tell you something important" he just reckoned it was going to be something like "i have a boyfriend" or "wrong time of the month"etc....
she told him...."i have a c*ck":eek:
he ran out the door feeling sick and went back to the hostel, next morning she asked what the f*ck was wrong with him and where did he go.
He said "i thought you were a woman,i'm not into trannys or pre-ops"
she said "all i said was that I HAD A COUGH"

Dudess · 10-10-2011 8:14pm

Yeah, a male friend of mine was sexually harassed in the toilet of a gay bar. Just because it's a man who it's directed at, doesn't make it ok.

pragmatic1 · 10-10-2011 8:20pm

Dudess wrote: »

Yeah, a male friend of mine was sexually harassed in the toilet of a gay bar. Just because it's a man who it's directed at, doesn't make it ok.

Yep. Its bang out of order.

entropi · 10-10-2011 8:20pm

It has happened before while on nights out, chatted up by gay lads. Just told them no thanks, I'm straight. No point in being aggro about it.

rainbowdrop · 10-10-2011 8:31pm

Dudess wrote: »

I'd be a bit freaked all right if a gay guy chatted me up :pac: but a gay women - 's cool.

How you doin'?

:cool:

Celly Smunt · 10-10-2011 8:32pm

i've been told i have the perfect arse many times

Dudess · 10-10-2011 8:37pm

rainbowdrop wrote: »

How you doin'?

:cool:

She can chat all she likes but she ain't gettin' nothin' offa me! :pac:

chalkie 501 · 10-10-2011 8:37pm

pmcmahon wrote: »

i've been told i have the perfect arse many times

It wont be for long if they get their hands or weapon at it it wont...
sorry i'm presuming your a man,if not put up a pic for voting purposes of course:D

PK2008 · 10-10-2011 8:42pm

Id punch that gay straight in the face!!!!

No wait, Im kidding....Id suck his cock!!!!

No wait Im kidding , Id politely decline and explain Im heterosexual

Celly Smunt · 10-10-2011 8:42pm

PK2008 wrote: »

Id punch that gay straight in the face!!!!

No wait, Im kidding....Id suck his cock!!!!

No wait Im kidding , Id politely decline and explain Im heterosexual

if a gay jumped on your back would you pull him off?

Stacey. · 10-10-2011 8:44pm

The same as if they were not gay. :L

scudzilla · 10-10-2011 8:45pm

Tell them i'm straight and not interested in that sort of stuff, if they persisted i'd slap 'em

efb · 10-10-2011 9:48pm

pmcmahon wrote: »

i've been told i have the perfect arse many times

pics or gtfo

Eve_Dublin · 10-10-2011 10:00pm

Madrid has a massive gay community and I've been chatted up by really gorgeous looking women on 3 different occasions. It's a confusing one because I don't think I've ever got chatted up by the male equivalent (i.e: THAT stunningly gorgeous) that it seemed like a waste to say no...but I had to. As gorgeous as they were, there was no chemisty on my part. Was delighted with myself to be asked out though.

If you were chatted up by a gay guy/girl, how would you react

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