Bayern Munich Fan scores in his sides 0-0 draw!

double GG

http://www.goal.com/en/news/15/germany/2011/10/03/2694448/bayern-munich-fans-caught-having-sex-in-stands-during-hoffenheim-

No player managed to score in Bayern Munich's 0-0 Bundesliga draw with Hoffenheim at the Rhein-Neckar-Arena on Saturday, but among the capacity 30,150 crowd, there was one highlight.

Within 16 minutes of the opening kick-off, a couple watching from the Bayern section were photographed having sex in the stands.

"I thought it did not look right," a reader-reporter told Bild. "They had absolutely no inhibitions. Both pulled their pants down and went at it.

"The people around them apparently were not disturbed."

It did not take long, however, for arena staff to intervene.

"The ushers noticed the commotion and urged the two to stop immediately."

The couple cooperated at first but resumed their exhibition at the half-time interval. The ushers again had to confront the couple, who were ejected from the stadium under threat of arrest for public indecency.

:pac::pac:

Pics are welcome if anyone can find them!

flahavaj

I'm sure someone can come up with a good pun based on the Rhine-Neckar Stadium.:pac:

That_Guy

I thought it did not look right

:pac:

Dave!

Pics or GTFO

GLaDOS

I guess he was playing in the hole

Guy:Incognito

"I thought it did not look right,"

Bit harsh critqueing the guys technique.

Dave!

Oh we're doing puns?


Heard there were some hard tackles in that game, alright...

Pinturicchio

...something about "ball control" and "getting it into the box"...

_blank_

Pity it wasn't the Wankdorf Stadium

adox

First shot after 16 minutes!

s_carnage

Firing blanks in Hoffenheim

K-9

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

"I thought it did not look right,"

Bit harsh critqueing the guys technique.

Think they pulled him off.

Fuhrer

flahavaj wrote: »

I'm sure someone can come up with a good pun based on the Rhine-Neckar Stadium.:pac:

The Rhide-Necked Stadium?

The pitch was flooded and he had to play in the mud.

That_Guy

Would they do it on a wet Thursday night in Stoke?

super_furry

Must say, I thought he went down very easy in the box.

Reganio 2

He's a good lad, hasn't got the stamina for 90 mins though.

Neil3030

Her comments after the game: "Great touch for a big man"

barone

http://www.sportal.bg/news.php?news=328046

tommyhaas

Hardly an original gif, but fitting all the same

recyclebin

as the saying goes, a hole is a goal.

Raze_them_all

Jaysus the chap just slipped in behind the defence

BERBA

smashed it , yyyyoooooouuu beauty

Hank_Jones

Replays indicate he dived in the box.

barone

oooooooooooo he's rattled the net with that one

leggo

Ze Germans are cumming!

Tinie

haha he put his penis in her vagina.

Latchy

On the spot the ball coupen of the same match ... xxx marks the spot where the couple scored .

n32

what a lucky fella: watching football while riding a bird probably followed by some bavarian beer and its oktoberfest in munich!

That_Guy

"What do you think of that Eamon?"

"He's a cod Bill. Couldn't finish in a million years."

"I DUNNO BILL... I THINK HE'S DONE WELL TO PUT IT INTO THE BOX BILL"

"You've jumped over the fence baby"

adox

Man caught Munchen in Bayern.

dan1895

Was he on top for the whole game or did he cum from behind?

Neil3030

She was ball watching, which let him command her area. After this it was a simple case of penetrating the channels, pressing high up, and keeping the movement good, waiting for the right moment to fire the winning shot.

Neil3030

Following the match, the manager insisted that neither party were "that sort of playa"

The_B_Man

He penetrated the box low and hard, and left Kuntz flapping in mid-air!

Giggsy11

Typical Germans

:pac:

Not racist

DrumSteve

He was obviously playing with two up front.