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I just pissed on me cat

  • 02-10-2011 2:02am
    #1
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭


    Just back from a night out with friends(about an hour) and thought I'd hang back from the Taxi and have a sly piss in the garden(save me goin upstairs) but as I just started whizzin me cat ran in front of me and I pissed on her, now normally this would be funny, but our cat only has one eye due to cancer, and I think I pissed in her good eye, fúcker wont answer and come in now so I'm worried that if she's not back by the morning the missus might give me stick or blame me on being cruel, and seeing as I might have blinded the poor cúnt i'm now feeling a bit guilty

    21/25



Comments

  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Thanks for sharing!

    ...I think! :D


  • #3
    whubee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 175 ✭✭whubee


    vincent obrien voice

    so lets have a look at tomorrows headlines.

    the star......


  • #4
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    "(Insert obligatory Bear Gryills comment here)"


  • #5
    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    Ah fook it - I will just post this
    IS this one of those moments where in a few hours time you will wake up feeling flustered and hung over and sleepy thinking, with your hand to your head, WHAT THE FCUK WAS I POSTING ON BOARDS.IE LAST NIGHT!!!?


  • #6
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    uch wrote: »
    fúcker wont answer and come in now
    Ah jaysus you've pissed him off now


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  • #7
    Xivilai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    Don't feel bad, cats sure like to annoy us with their piss


  • #8
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Ah I wouldn't worry about it, cats are a bit prissy about drunk fellas pissing in their good eye's. She'l be back by morning.:)


  • #9
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Ha, Poor cat..


  • #10
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    darkman2 wrote: »
    Ah fook it - I will just post this


    Probably

    21/25



  • #11
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    There will be no pussy action for you tonight either way after you're drunken shenanigans


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  • #12
    OneArt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    When the Great Queen Spider hears about this it'll be the least of your worries.


  • #13
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    I'd sleep with one eye open tonight. This might happen to you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muTQthqfn40


  • #14
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Cats are tough wee bastards - it'll be fine.


  • #15
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    uch wrote: »
    Just back from a night out with friends(about an hour) and thought I'd hang back from the Taxi and have a sly piss in the garden(save me goin upstairs) but as I just started whizzin me cat ran in front of me and I pissed on her, now normally this would be funny, but our cat only has one eye due to cancer, and I think I pissed in her good eye, fúcker wont answer and come in now so I'm worried that if she's not back by the morning the missus might give me stick or blame me on being cruel, and seeing as I might have blinded the poor cúnt i'm now feeling a bit guilty

    I'm pretty sure the wet pussy will find you.;)


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