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Once I smoked mouse excrement

  • 01-10-2011 6:51pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 655 ✭✭✭


    Hello,

    Many years ago I used to smoke hash on a regular basis. I used to smoke at home, in work, on the bus, on the street, and so on.

    Every morning I used to roll a joint in work at my desk and smoke it outside the front door before we got busy.

    At one stage we had a bit of a mouse infestation.

    I was rolling my morning joint one day over breakfast and saw a crumb of hash that had gotten away and bounced behind my keyboard. I didn't understand how it had ended up over there. I figured it was from the day before.

    I wasn't 100% sure it was hash so I gave it a good sniff. Didn't really smell like hash but I threw it into the joint anyway.

    Later on my colleague was complaining about the mouse **** being everywhere. She brushed it off her desk and I saw the explanation for my mystery bits of hash falling to the ground.

    Turns out that mouse droppings are full of THC because I was stoned as f*ck that day.

    I might try cow sh*t next.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Bull sh1t more like


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I might try cow sh*t next.

    You might wanna buy bigger skins.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    splendid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Hello,



    Turns out that mouse droppings are full of THC because I was stoned as f*ck that day.
    .

    Hmm, I'll have to investigate this, If there's any truth in it, It could make us rich.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Great thread title, but it all went downhill from there.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Thats some crazy shít dude.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 275 ✭✭herosa


    Get a mouse.Try it one more time to make sure it wasnt hash that made you high(most likely scenario) If you still believe it was the mouse poo then open up a mouse farm,make millions and laugh at all us doubting thomas's on AH


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭Welruc


    You should smoke the whole mouse the next time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 275 ✭✭herosa


    deuceswild wrote: »
    You should smoke the whole mouse the next time


    LOL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    junkie bollix


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    Turns out that mouse droppings are full of THC because I was stoned as f*ck that day.

    Yeah, I hear that stuff will get you sh**-faced!

    Z


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CyberJuice


    orourkeda wrote: »
    junkie bollix

    Hes hardly a junkie,its only a bit of hash,mayb he does smoke a bit of gear now and then but he hasnt said in his post so we cant call him a junkie!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Smoked dried banana skins once, some hit off them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    You worked in a place that had mouse excrement on the desks?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CyberJuice


    You worked in a place that had mouse excrement on the desks?

    They allowed staff to roll joints at their desks and your wondering about a little mouse crap.id be more concerned about their slack approach to drugs in the workplace


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    CyberJuice wrote: »
    They allowed staff to roll joints at their desks and your wondering about a little mouse crap.id be more concerned about their slack approach to drugs in the workplace

    Sounds like a great place to work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Smoked dried banana skins once, some hit off them

    The banana skin/DMT thing is a myth.


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