What would each Presidential Candidate bring to the Áras?

scholar007

Seán Gallagher - His very own den (not of iniquity I hope) with probably some robotic fire breathing dragons.

Cill Dara Abu

Michael D Higgins: His pot of gold, the little Leprechaun.

The_Kew_Tour

Dana would bring all kinds of everything;):o

Orando Broom

Gay Mitchell, Betamax player and his collection of Val Doonican 8 tracks.

Kevin Duffy

Their handbag. No matter who wins.

efb

Mary Davies would bring Special K

Where To

Their toothbrush

efb

Norris would bring lube, but at his age, doubt he'd need it.

mike65

Semtex?

efb

Dana would bring her Black Sabbath CDs

Stained Class

efb wrote: »

Norris would bring lube, but at his age, doubt he'd need it.

He's had enough fun in his Aras at this stage..

efb

Michael D would bring a signal booster To pick up TG4

starbelgrade

efb wrote: »

Michael D would bring a signal booster To pick up TG4

So that's how you get TG4.

efb

Martin would bring fertiliser- to help the flowers grow...

KeithAFC

mike65 wrote: »

Semtex?

:pac: Shhhh..

efb

Gay Mitchell would bring his subscription to Alive! Magazine

efb

Sean would not bring his FF membership card

admiralofthefleet

dana would bring plenty of condoms and the pill

Stained Class

I'm sure Marty would aim to please.

Teclo

Higgins: The collective works of Self

Mitchell: A local accent

Dana: An extra pair of hands in the kitchen

McGuinness: Counter insurgency training for the Defence Forces

Norris: An action man

Gallagher: Some satisfaction for Fianna Fáilers

Davis: The Special K diet for over weight members of the Defence Forces

staker

David Norris would bring his specially pre-printed concessions to his nightly party-Late Nite at Anus an Uachtarain

Sonnenblumen

Martin McG - the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.:eek:

admiralofthefleet

if norris wins the vote he wont have far to go at nighttime.....

COYW

McGuinness : world class training in bomb making, gunmanship and military strategy. The army will be sh1t hot by the end of the 7 years. Nobody will f would us.

Gallagher : Cavan man, bills, spending, lack there of, fill in the rest yourselves.

Remmy

Dana would bring a lifesize statue of the virgin mary that's for damn sure.

squod

Higgins: A step ladder

Mitchell: A holy picture

Dana: A tea cosy

McGuinness: Hair curlers

Norris: A holey picture

Gallagher: Fianna Fail's speech writers

Davis: A blank cheque book.

efb

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

if norris wins the vote he wont have far to go at nighttime.....

Sure it would be like 4 Star Pizza, don't call us, we'll come to you...

Then again the cottagers in the park might be a little too 'mature'... A young buck better than an old Stag... Well- he would be pres! I'd demand that blonde lad from Glee with the BJ lips...

efb

Norris- A Glory Hole

scholar007

Dana - A bemused look

Mitchell - Can't think of anything interesting

Norris - May decide to develop more pathways around the phoenix park for late night strolls, don't ya know

Davis - Mary who?

Gallagher - That stuff that baldy guys put on their heads to make them shiny

Michael D. - Plenty of those kick stool thingies so he can look foreign dignataries in the eye

McGuinness - A sand wedge for getting the AK whoops sorry for getting out of bunkers ok

That's 7 isn't it? Sorry - Its the only way I keep track of who is trying to be the next Mary mc.

jdooley28

Im sure Dana would bring her copy of the constitution with her handy she seems to carry it everywhere.

Liam Byrne

Stained Class wrote: »

I'm sure Marty would aim to please.

My worry is what he'd be aiming, though - an AK-47 ?