Revenge...??

Neadine

Have you ever felt the need to do something nasty to someone, ex partner, friend, etc., to get some form of revenge for some wrong doing??
Have you?
What have you done?
Or what would you do??





These questions are strictly for research purposes!!:rolleyes:

Pdfile

hasn't this been done before ?

Saila

have you?

Shield

What kind of research?

Pdfile

Saila wrote: »

have you?

nope never been done before, still watin for that special girlo o light up my life... :rolleyes:

Potential-Monke

The good ole classic of riding your ex's mother...

Not me, but it's been done

murraykil

Pdfile wrote: »

hasn't this been done before ?

No, you imagined it did. This is the first time in recorded history that this has been done. Since you imagined it before it even happened makes you some kind of prophet, or else someone who just missed the chance to create history and do this for the first time! Congrats Neadine on being the first to do this!

Kadongy

This guy I lived with kept using my mug so I started putting a strong female contraceptive pill into his tea. The female hormones caused him to change radically both physically and personality-wise.
He kept using my mug though

I didnt really do this

herosa

I have heard of one. I know this couple who were going out for years. The guy had this car spraying business going on behind his house.It was quite sophisticated . He had built his own shed and had all the high tech equipment. The thing was he was also on the dole and "forgot" to tell them about it.
After 6 or 7 years of dating your woman he dumped her overnight and was down the local at the weekend playing tonsil tennis with the new woman and telling everybody that his ex was a nice girl but he just didnt love her.She phoned the welfare people and he ended up in big sh*t. I remember seeing his case in the local paper and he got a big fine and had to pay loads back. He couldnt work out who did it(eejit) but she told him. Every time I hear the expression "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" I think of her.
The new relationship only lasted a few weeks. Now here is the weird thing. Him and the ex reunited and got married.I was a guest at the wedding. All the way through the vows I kept expecting to hear" and do you xxx solemnly promise never to report yyy to the social welfare again? I do father". Didnt happen though but I bet I wasnt the only one thinking about it.

Kadongy

Discovered we were paying for the electricity used by our neighbour (500 euro bill one time). Further investigation revealed this was because there was only planning permission for 4 apartments in the house, and not five, so the extra one was on our meter to conceal it. Landlord tried to bully us when we confronted him about it. So I reported him to the council. 10 years rent at boomtime dublin 4 rates he had paid no tax on. House is for sale now - I like to hope this was because of him being fined heavily.

RachaelVO

Here's one that was doing the rounds on FB.

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me InDowntown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2010-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Bur berry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 ...45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... Isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... After I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you, but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

thebigbiffo

Friend of my wife was dumped and cheated on by her BF who'd only recently bought outright a fairly upscale local pub. She went in to the pub not long after he officially opened with a load of friends. At the end of the night as the pub was emptying, and the ex-BF trying his best to avoid her and her mates, she ordered a load of pint glasses of water, emptied them all over the fabric seats, couches, benches etc and threw loads of watercress seeds all over them before leaving. The next morning every single seat looked like a herb garden – and apparently watercress is next to impossible to get rid of.

Thought it was very smart myself. The vindictive bitch…

Will I Amnt

RachaelVO wrote: »

Here's one that was doing the rounds on FB.

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me InDowntown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2010-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Bur berry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 ...45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... Isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... After I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you, but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

These kind of things really piss me off,not the story itself but the idiots who reply with"omg that's brilliant,fair play to him"
It's cringeworthy stuff the amount of people that believe it.

Woman gets dumped for her sister,wins the lotto,sister turns out to be her brother..........f*@k off.

RachaelVO

cambo2008 wrote: »

These kind of things really piss me off,not the story itself but the idiots who reply with"omg that's brilliant,fair play to him"
It's cringeworthy stuff the amount of people that believe it.

Woman gets dumped for her sister,wins the lotto,sister turns out to be her brother..........f*@k off.

I do agree, that's why I said it was doing the rounds on FB.

I have to say though, if it was true, it would be a deadly revenge, but it still makes for funny reading even though it's a bit of fiction!

mikemac

Just put their car for sale in the local paper or Buy and Sell/adverts.ie/donedeal
Some ridiculously low price and give their mobile

Simple and effective

Will I Amnt

RachaelVO wrote: »

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I do agree, that's why I said it was doing the rounds on FB.

I have to say though, if it was true, it would be a deadly revenge, but it still makes for funny reading even though it's a bit of fiction!

I've no problem with the story itself,it just reminds me i have a lot of idiot "friends"

SarkyPr!ck

Told her I had aids she got fair spooked
She wasn't too happy after telling people before getting tested

Immaturity FTW!

RachaelVO

cambo2008 wrote: »

I've no problem with the story itself,it just reminds me i have a lot of idiot "friends"

I know, they fill up your news feed with these bloody long stories that are just pure nonsense, and with the new FB thing going on, you can hide them, but they don't say hidden. GRRRRRR.

I feel your pain, honestly I do!