the loners

nice_very · 24-09-2011 5:30am #1

so, following on from the Loners thread from before (and I wanted my 100th post to be special) I decided to open this thread, Im 35, living with mammy, on the dole, have travelled a bit, lived in another country.. all my friends are married with kids, I have absolutely nothing to do (except help out at home) nowhere to go, no friends to go there with... no future...

apart from blasting "yore ma" with piss, is the general election/presidential elecion, gona be the 2 highlights of 2011 for me? not much else TBH

woot 100 posts

Saila · 24-09-2011 5:32am

girlfriend

nice_very · 24-09-2011 5:35am

they are queuing up for a 35 year old living with mammy on the dole.... nothing against u or what u said.. but you see my problem?

Saila · 24-09-2011 5:38am

nice_very wrote: »

they are queuing up for a 35 year old living with mammy on the dole.... nothing against u or what u said.. but you see my problem?

lower the bar a bit. unless you're after a high flying power bitch, get out there!

what do you say when you meet women?

"hi im very nice and I live at home with mammy!"

nice_very · 24-09-2011 5:42am

how? thats the truth as people see it... first impressions are mostly what count... Im educated, intelligent (though drunk, so cant spell lol ) a nice guy etc etc I just dont see any future with what Ive been dealt.. (just to be clear this is not a suicide thread.. Id rather the wacky AH suggestions)

Saila · 24-09-2011 5:47am

nice_very wrote: »

Id rather the wacky AH suggestions)

ok..

have you tried clubbing one over the head, or using chloroform

Richard Hillman · 24-09-2011 5:51am

Take up heroin. Heroin addicts look like they have a great social life but are a bit snobbish and tend to keep to themselves. It worth a try though and you get a free bus pass.

James T Kirk · 24-09-2011 5:59am

Society (as we've known it) has been found wanting. Therefore, fcuk what society thinks.

Goodnight and god bless.

holystungun9 · 24-09-2011 6:17am

Saila wrote: »

ok..

have you tried clubbing one over the head, or using chloroform

Where can one buy this chloroform you speak of?

Jesus Wept · 24-09-2011 6:25am

Nice_very is an anagram of Very_Nice.

Hi OP.

hondasam · 24-09-2011 6:28am

What does mammy think?

FlutterinBantam · 24-09-2011 7:07am

You need to spruce up your cock, my son.

1.. give her a spring clean, all the auld smegg out, fluff, dust,stale crisps etc gonzo

2.. shine up the bell-end.. little spray of glitter ..liven up the colour,unstuff the hog's eye.

3.. the baggy..soak in water to loosen up, and give the nads a chance to breath
tidy up, and a little spray of mouth freshener is your man.

4.. nice modern jocks,bin your yellowing Ys,they don't like that ammonia waft.

5..little bit of fake tan on the shaft and very small coat of vaso, they don't

like her flaccid and pale like worm from under a slate.

So, my man, 5 easy steps, you'll be beatin' 'em away with a cattle prod.

Ask anyone

Denzil222 · 24-09-2011 7:59am

nice_very wrote: »

so, following on from the Loners thread from before (and I wanted my 100th post to be special) I decided to open this thread, Im 35, living with mammy, on the dole, have travelled a bit, lived in another country.. all my friends are married with kids, I have absolutely nothing to do (except help out at home) nowhere to go, no friends to go there with... no future...

apart from blasting "yore ma" with piss, is the general election/presidential elecion, gona be the 2 highlights of 2011 for me? not much else TBH

woot 100 posts

Get a Job

CapriSunFun · 24-09-2011 8:47am

Denzil222 wrote: »

nice_very wrote: »

so, following on from the Loners thread from before (and I wanted my 100th post to be special) I decided to open this thread, Im 35, living with mammy, on the dole, have travelled a bit, lived in another country.. all my friends are married with kids, I have absolutely nothing to do (except help out at home) nowhere to go, no friends to go there with... no future...

apart from blasting "yore ma" with piss, is the general election/presidential elecion, gona be the 2 highlights of 2011 for me? not much else TBH

woot 100 posts

Get a Job

And get your own place.

Everything will sort itself out after that.

No wants to go back with you to your mammys house.

fiona12 · 24-09-2011 9:54am

You're young, you're single, the world is your oyster. Why are you living with mammy?

Things don't happen to people who sit and wait for something to happen, you know? Get off your arse, get a job, get your own place, grow a pair....

and most of all grow up!

py2006 · 24-09-2011 9:56am

fiona12 wrote: »

You're young, you're single, the world is your oyster. Why are you living with mammy?

Things don't happen to people who sit and wait for something to happen, you know? Get off your arse, get a job, get your own place, grow a pair....

and most of all grow up!

In fairness, the way things are at the moment there is an increasing number of people in their late 20's early to mid 30's having to return to the family home because of the job situation.

fiona12 · 24-09-2011 10:00am

What I am trying to say is, why not go overseas, find a job there?

mawk · 24-09-2011 10:03am

also, how about take up a goddamn hobby? the dole pays you circa 200 euro a week. the entry level cost of some fishing tackle is about 25 euro. go catch a fish. maybe join a fishing club?

or any damn club. book reading club, cake baking club? play any sport in creation?
the aldi leaflet is here next to me and they are selling knitting supplies for 4e. buy some of them and go to your nearest stitch and bitch. loads of girls at those. and bitches love a creative guy!

my point being, get out of the god damn house. the outside world does not have a high cost of entry and not knowing people is no excuse at all for not meeting people.

stupidusername · 24-09-2011 10:05am

fiona12 wrote: »

You're young, you're single, the world is your oyster. Why are you living with mammy?

Things don't happen to people who sit and wait for something to happen, you know? Get off your arse, get a job, get your own place, grow a pair....

and most of all grow up!

oh so that's where everybody's going wrong?? they have to get a job?

yeah op, grow a pair and get a job already :mad:

murraykil · 24-09-2011 10:05am

fiona12 wrote: »

You're young, you're single, the world is your oyster. Why are you living with mammy?

Things don't happen to people who sit and wait for something to happen, you know? Get off your arse, get a job, get your own place, grow a pair....

and most of all grow up!

Listen to Fiona! It is all there for you! It's the weekend! Go out, go talk the the first person you see! Smile, say hello! Do this to everyone you see. Smile and be positive and things will happen! What ever you want to do, you can do! :pac:

meoklmrk91 · 24-09-2011 10:16am

OP, sounds like you are stuck in a rut. Everybody as has been there at one stage or another. Best advice I can give you, try something you have never tried before preferable something that scares you. Get involved in a club, maybe take up a part time college course, whatever. Just do something that challenges you, and you never know you may end up meeting like minded people, have a few new experiences.

bigneacy · 24-09-2011 10:18am

nice_very wrote: »

so, following on from the Loners thread from before (and I wanted my 100th post to be special) I decided to open this thread, Im 35, living with mammy, on the dole, have travelled a bit, lived in another country.. all my friends are married with kids, I have absolutely nothing to do (except help out at home) nowhere to go, no friends to go there with... no future...

apart from blasting "yore ma" with piss, is the general election/presidential elecion, gona be the 2 highlights of 2011 for me? not much else TBH

woot 100 posts

Start taking heroin. Soon you will have many friends.

westendgirlie · 24-09-2011 10:23am

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Ask anyone

Has it worked for you Flutt? ;p

mickydoomsux · 24-09-2011 10:30am

murraykil wrote: »

Listen to Fiona! It is all there for you! It's the weekend! Go out, go talk the the first person you see! Smile, say hello! Do this to everyone you see. Smile and be positive and things will happen! What ever you want to do, you can do! :pac:

OP, do not do this under any circumstances. People do not like lonely 30-something guys wandering up to them and trying to spark conversations unbidden.

falan · 24-09-2011 10:36am

Saila wrote: »

ok..

have you tried clubbing one over the head, or using chloroform

^^^^^^This....

It's always worked for me. Just waiting for my latest victim to come around...

milehip1 · 24-09-2011 10:43am

mawk wrote: »

also, how about take up a goddamn hobby? the dole pays you circa 200 euro a week. the entry level cost of some fishing tackle is about 25 euro. go catch a fish. maybe join a fishing club?

Fishing? yeah, real social sport there!

af_thefragile · 24-09-2011 11:25am

milehip1 wrote: »

Fishing? yeah, real social sport there!

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish...

books4sale · 24-09-2011 11:38am

FFS, Get yer arse out of Ireland would be step 1.........

Ireland is, was and always will be just one big retirement home for ould wons.

...or young wons who think like their ould wons!

Get a life dude!

El Guapo! · 24-09-2011 11:41am

af_thefragile wrote: »

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish...

Build a man a fire, and he is warm for a day. But set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.

Raekwon · 24-09-2011 11:46am

books4sale wrote: »

FFS, Get yer arse out of Ireland would be step 1.........

Ireland is, was and always will be just one big retirement home for ould wons.

...or young wons who think like their ould wons!

Get a life dude!

+1,000,000

OP, get out of Ireland asap!

You are wasting your life here! If you moved to another country you would have a much better chance of making new friends, finding a job, be able to afford your own place, get a girlfriend.

Jaxxy · 24-09-2011 11:50am

nice_very wrote: »

how? thats the truth as people see it... first impressions are mostly what count... Im educated, intelligent (though drunk, so cant spell lol ) a nice guy etc etc I just dont see any future with what Ive been dealt.. (just to be clear this is not a suicide thread.. Id rather the wacky AH suggestions)

What a cop out! If you don't like the way your life is, then do something to change it. Yours is the lazy man's attitude.

If you want to meet new people and increase your circle of friends then get yourself out there and try something new. Moaning about the cards you've been dealt in life isn't going to change things, and personally as a woman I find that kind of attitude much more of a turn off than the fact you're on the dole and live at home with your aul one.

Guill · 24-09-2011 11:51am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7oAKUIToqo

Siuin · 24-09-2011 11:54am

nice_very wrote: »

they are queuing up for a 35 year old living with mammy on the dole.... nothing against u or what u said.. but you see my problem?

I have a cousin for you.
She's 36 and wants kids, like, yesterday

mickydoomsux · 24-09-2011 12:24pm

Raekwon wrote: »

+1,000,000

OP, get out of Ireland asap!

You are wasting your life here! If you moved to another country you would have a much better chance of making new friends, finding a job, be able to afford your own place, get a girlfriend.

Ah, the answer to every Irish persons problems. Leave the place :pac:

If you do this OP you'll get to be lonely with different scenery. It's not a magic wand that'll change your outlook on life.

milehip1 · 24-09-2011 12:53pm

af_thefragile wrote: »

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish...

He's not malnourished,his mammie cooks him dinner.

Raekwon · 24-09-2011 12:57pm

mickydoomsux wrote: »

Ah, the answer to every Irish persons problems. Leave the place :pac:

If you do this OP you'll get to be lonely with different scenery. It's not a magic wand that'll change your outlook on life.

Or he could stay in Ireland and continue to be unemployed and live with his mammy with very few friends to socialise with & nothing really to live for or look forward too.

There's a big bad world out there away from this cold, windy rock & tiny population ya know :pac:

milehip1 · 24-09-2011 12:58pm

mickydoomsux wrote: »

Ah, the answer to every Irish persons problems. Leave the place :pac:

If you do this OP you'll get to be lonely with different scenery. It's not a magic wand that'll change your outlook on life.

correct, there's no geographical solution to an emotional problem.

Helix · 24-09-2011 1:00pm

nice_very wrote: »

how? thats the truth as people see it... first impressions are mostly what count... Im educated, intelligent (though drunk, so cant spell lol ) a nice guy etc etc I just dont see any future with what Ive been dealt.. (just to be clear this is not a suicide thread.. Id rather the wacky AH suggestions)

you havent been dealt anything

youre on the dole, whos fault is it you have no job? what have you been doing the last 17 years that you dont have any savings?

you live with mammy, whos fault is that? why do you live with your mammy, why dont you move out?

get off your arse and make changes if you want things to be different

latenia · 24-09-2011 1:09pm

Hank_Jones · 24-09-2011 1:10pm

Stop jerking off over porn on the internet.

Then, get out and meet people.

Oh, and get a job.

jugger0 · 24-09-2011 2:25pm

Join the foreign legion, it solves all your problems.

pragmatic1 · 24-09-2011 3:18pm

Move out of your mothers house. My brother is in the same position as you except he lives on his own. That man gets more women than anyone else I know. Tis a mystery.

OneArt · 24-09-2011 3:38pm

If you're not doing anything, then I think you know what there is to do.

It's time to charge up that laser gun, sharpen the scythe, put on your armour and march into battle. The Ant People are showing very few signs of weakening, and we need every soldier there is to battle the greatest threat to humanity.

fat__tony · 24-09-2011 4:21pm

This thread is a bit depressing.

4leto · 24-09-2011 4:33pm

Us loners do exist, but I wouldn't class myself as lonely just alone. I just have a huge propensity to be on my own, I have always liked it that way. But admittingly with me it is a choice, when I want company I have a lot of people around me.

I go powerwalking most days, on my own and my cous and best friend wants to join me to lose weight ETC and I said NO go on your own, I would just feel I would enjoy the walk less. I know weird.

nice_very · 24-09-2011 4:46pm

Siuin wrote: »

I have a cousin for you.
She's 36 and wants kids, like, yesterday

pics or.....

bayern282 · 24-09-2011 4:56pm

Some of the biggest Loners I've encountered are actually blokes who are married with kids but don't seem to have anything else socially going on, ie; no mates, never go out to Pubs or Restaurants or mix with the work crowd, I realise that people's finances dictate things especially with kids etc, but I've always found these types of people a bit odd as many of them are so devoid of personality it makes you wonder how they met their missus in the first place.

FruitLover · 24-09-2011 5:14pm

4leto wrote: »

I go powerwanking most days, on my own and my cous and best friend wants to join me to lose weight ETC and I said NO go on your own, I would just feel I would enjoy the **** less. I know weird.

Had to be done...

Samich · 24-09-2011 5:20pm

Leave the op alone, stop telling him to get a life, plenty of people in Ireland like him with no job and living at home. Things will get better

problemchimp · 24-09-2011 5:23pm

The only thing you should change is your diet, more sugar, fat and carbs. Before you know it YOU will be that fat bloke getting lifted out of his mammies house by a crane. Fame at last, and fame brings sex. You lucky baastard!

stupidusername · 24-09-2011 5:25pm

problemchimp wrote: »

The only thing you should change is your diet, more sugar, fat and carbs. Before you know it YOU will be that fat bloke getting lifted out of his mammies house by a crane. Fame at last, and fame brings sex. You lucky baastard!

except for when you're that big, the fat cuts off circulation to your penis and you can't feel anything.

true story.

the loners

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