I'm bringing it to the grave

Chris P. Bacon

Anybody else have some secrets that they will bring to the grave?,i was just thinking about something i done a few years ago and it just came into my head,fuck that im never telling anyone about that its going to the grave with me.

Actually there is about 4 or 5 things that i done that no one else will ever know.

deaddonkey

you can tell us. we're nice.

westendgirlie

You want us to tell the thing that we are never gonna tell?

partyatmygaff

Was it using "I done" instead of "I have done" or "I did"? Pretty open secret if it is :pac:

El Guapo!

So basically this thread is "I have a secret but I'm not telling you"


Cheers OP.

Tesco Massacre

Don't have any secrets, but my dog Boris is coming whether he's alive or not.

Iwannahurl

And if you're "bringing" rather than taking it, doesn't that mean you're already in the grave?

In which case, ah go on.

Chris P. Bacon

westendgirlie wrote: »

You want us to tell the thing that we are never gonna tell?

No,just wondering if anybody else has secrets that they will never tell to anyone no matter how much they love them,i dont care what the secrets are.

westendgirlie

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

No,just wondering if anybody else has secrets that they will never tell to anyone no matter how much they love them,i dont care what the secrets are.

Yes. Sshhhhh!

The Princess Bride

I have a humdinger of a secret- was told accidently 5 years ago by someone who only told me because she was recovering from anaesthesia, and was a bit out of sorts(obviously)
If I repeated this secret to the person involved,it would potentially destroy minimum 10 people,and we'd be talking major domino effect......would give anything not to know .
Amazingly,once told ,somehow,so much made so much sense.
F*** this, why do people always confide in me.Damn this kind face:(

Icyseanfitz

msthe80s wrote: »

I have a humdinger of a secret- was told accidently 5 years ago by someone who only told me because she was recovering from anaesthesia, and was a bit out of sorts(obviously)
If I repeated this secret to the person involved,it would potentially destroy minimum 10 people,and we'd be talking major domino effect......would give anything not to know .
Amazingly,once told ,somehow,so much made so much sense.
F*** this, why do people always confide in me.Damn this kind face:(

we can help you just tell us all your secrets

Chris P. Bacon

msthe80s wrote: »

I have a humdinger of a secret- was told accidently 5 years ago by someone who only told me because she was recovering from anaesthesia, and was a bit out of sorts(obviously)
If I repeated this secret to the person involved,it would potentially destroy minimum 10 people,and we'd be talking major domino effect......would give anything not to know .
Amazingly,once told ,somehow,so much made so much sense.
F*** this, why do people always confide in me.Damn this kind face:(

You are getting me wrong,i mean something that you done and no one else told you.

Icyseanfitz

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

You are getting me wrong,i mean something that you done and no one else told you.

huh?

westendgirlie

Icyseanfitz wrote: »

we can help you just tell us all your secrets

I agree! This is an anonymous site so your secrets safe with us

Icyseanfitz

westendgirlie wrote: »

I agree! This is an anonymous site so your secrets safe with us

sure its stress relief and its been medically proven that stress relief is good for you

Pretty_Pistol

There was one thing I thought I'd never tell anyone. I did and have regretted it ever since.

westendgirlie

Icyseanfitz wrote: »

sure its stress relief and its been medically proven that stress relief is good for you

Uh huh. A problem aired is a problem halved and all that

jugger0

When i was 14 i tried to have intercourse with a hoover

Chris P. Bacon

Icyseanfitz wrote: »

huh?

I mean have you ever done something that you were the only person who knew about.

Chris P. Bacon

jugger0 wrote: »

When i was 14 i tried to have intercourse with a hoover

Sure we have all done that

The Princess Bride

jugger0 wrote: »

When i was 14 i tried to have intercourse with a hoover

tried?

What went wrong?

jugger0

msthe80s wrote: »

tried?

What went wrong?

My willy was too thick.

Chris P. Bacon

jugger0 wrote: »

My willy was too thick.

I used to have that problem to,so i just took off the extender thing and had sex with the hoover.

westendgirlie

That's not what the hoover said!!










Hoovers don't care about taking secrets to the grave.

stmol32

jugger0 wrote: »

When i was 14 i tried to have intercourse with a hoover

Isn't it always the way. My worst secret is when I was 14 I became good friends with a hoover but she just wanted to be friends cos she was into another fella.....I'm very sad

Duggy747

My porn and hard drives which contain even more porn. I'll be cremated too just to make sure the evidence is destroyed. :pac:

LH Pathe

All I can picture is a mad Scotsman with a spade .. whose grave?!

you just gonna lump all the kids corpses in on top of poor long suffering eileen?!!

Icyseanfitz

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

I mean have you ever done something that you were the only person who knew about.

no im always a good boy

Saila

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

No,just wondering if anybody else has secrets that they will never tell to anyone no matter how much they love them,i dont care what the secrets are.

of course everyone has secrets but most are afraid to ask if others ever think of the same thing, for those reasons yes I have lots but its going to the grave bonfire with me

Turpentine

msthe80s wrote: »

I have a humdinger of a secret- was told accidently 5 years ago by someone who only told me because she was recovering from anaesthesia, and was a bit out of sorts(obviously)
If I repeated this secret to the person involved,it would potentially destroy minimum 10 people,and we'd be talking major domino effect......would give anything not to know .
Amazingly,once told ,somehow,so much made so much sense.
F*** this, why do people always confide in me.Damn this kind face:(

I assume that's something that Maury could solve? He also has a kind face, and a team of scientists and a lie detector.

Kojak

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

No,just wondering if anybody else has secrets that they will never tell to anyone no matter how much they love them,i dont care what the secrets are.

Well, if they have secrets like that, they will hardly tell everyone in AH about them?

As long as it wasn't murder, rape or kiddie fiddling, it shouldn't be that serious anyways....

Pdfile

i've alot im takin to the grave... mainly money.

Wetai

I know something you don't know...

pragmatic1

Good few ****ed up things I've done. But when I'm drinking I'm brutally honest and these things just slip out.

Richard Hillman

I put the screw in the tuna

Kanoe

no fuppin way, I'm writing a book and telling the world about everything, all of it.

hondasam

Everyone has a secret, it's normal.

Me again!

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Anybody else have some secrets that they will bring to the grave?,i was just thinking about something i done a few years ago and it just came into my head,f[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ck that im never telling anyone about that its going to the grave with me.

Actually there is about 4 or 5 things that i done that no one else will ever know.

I know what you did last summer!!!

LH Pathe

Why can't you just take it to the bridge?


.. the golden gate bridge buahahahahahaaa...

jackie1974

I have a thing that nobody knows about, the weird thing is I went to the white witch in Cobh years earlier and she told me this would happen but I put it out of my head, it wasn't until after I looked back and went oh my **** She can see things nobody could have known.

matchthis

I shot JR and didn't do the Hoover. I don't do sloppy seconds