Did you ever hear your parents having sex?

Scanlas The 2nd

I did when I was 10 walking past their door at night to go to the toilet. Fairly disturbing at the time.

stupidusername

why would you bring this up?

Scanlas The 2nd

stupidusername wrote: »

why would you bring this up?

Could make for an interesting thread.

Baldie

Yip, a lot of grunting and headboard banging....:eek:

dulpit

Nope, but did hear my aunt and uncle at it when I was like 11...

Nope, mine only did it twice and I was the result of the second go-round.

Kintarō Hattori

Thankfully no.

Weylin

no.
but heard the neighbours doin it

antodeco

My mammys still a virgin!

dilallio

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I did when I was 10 walking past their door at night to go to the toilet. Fairly disturbing at the time.

They were working on Scanlas the 3rd or 4th

foxyboxer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFuKgleL63M

orourkeda

antodeco wrote: »

My mammys still a virgin!

Jaysus christ haw

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Just when I was conceived

CrazyRabbit

Well of course I heard them. I was in the same bed.

Wait....isn't that normal???

whelpy

I never heard them doing it. I saw them having sex.
I always had to go through the parent's room to get to my room so I guess it was bound to happen.
I remember I wanted them for something and caught them at it in broad daylight. I had no idea what was going on and i walked up beside the bed looking down at them with curiousity. I imagine they never noticed me cos they kept going. :rolleyes:

CardBordWindow

Does watching the video from the wedding night count?

cosmicfart

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I did when I was 10 walking past their door at night to go to the toilet. Fairly disturbing at the time.

Yes, and I joined in once, it was a great family experience

stovelid

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Well of course I heard them. I was in the same bed.

Wait....isn't that normal???

Brat Spit roast?

Biggins

Didn't hear my parents but once had bother-in-law staying over in my place, with his other half.
Was woken up in the darkness one night to the loud screams of "Your not sticking that in my ass!"
...I buried my head under my pillows as much as I could and I didn't dare ask questions the next day!

foxyboxer

Biggins wrote: »

Didn't hear my parents but once had bother-in-law staying over in my place, with his other half.
Was woken up in the darkness one night to the loud screams of "Your not sticking that in my ass!"
...I buried my head under my pillows as much as I could and I didn't dare ask questions the next day!

Did your brother in law say that? :eek:

Biggins

foxyboxer wrote: »

Did your brother in law say that? :eek:

His wife.
Thankfully they soon moved out soon after.
The noise of them at it was unreal. They sounded like pigs being slaughtered.

Kintarō Hattori

Biggins wrote: »

His wife.
Thankfully they soon moved out soon after.
The noise of them at it was unreal. They sounded like pigs being slaughtered.

Did your folks not say anything to them?

orourkeda

Hearing your parents at it must be a hugely traumatic experience.

Biggins

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Did your folks not say anything to them?

They were living in my home at the time.
Not for much longer though.

griffin100

You scream alike a girl Daddy

Turtyturd

orourkeda wrote: »

Hearing your parents at it must be a hugely traumatic experience.

Good thing you forget about all the prodding in the head while you're in the womb.

Abi

whelpy wrote: »

I never heard them doing it. I saw them having sex.
I always had to go through the parent's room to get to my room so I guess it was bound to happen.

They should have fired up a bit of plasterboard to divide the room and the walk-through from your room, it would have given you all some privacy.



Yeah, I heard 'em when I was younger. They're only in their fifties now, but I've a feeling the hen put a stop to all that. She maintains the rolling pin beside her bed is in case of burglars. Yeah right, maw.

k.p.h

I always wonder how loud things were after a drunken night with my girlfriend. Nobody has ever said anything to us but I often think we might have lost out perception of volume and went a little mental.

No never seen or heard anything like that from my parents.. thank **** ..

sunflower27

griffin100 wrote: »

You scream alike a girl Daddy

That kid is so cute. But why would you put that on youtube? Cringe.:D

holystungun9

Biggins wrote: »

Didn't hear my parents but once had bother-in-law staying over in my place, with his other half.
Was woken up in the darkness one night to the loud screams of "Your not sticking that in my ass!"
...I buried my head under my pillows as much as I could and I didn't dare ask questions the next day!

I think this is the reaction that he wanted from his girl, not you!

Gone Drinking

Pft, no..

BUT I MADE SURE THEY HEARD ME A FEW TIMES.

BOO YAH

phill106

=whelpy;74522463
I always had to go through the parent's room to get to my room so I guess it was bound to happen.

Was your bedroom the en suite?

nicechick!

My sister recently told us she had watched our parents having sex as a child but decided to torture the rest of us by relaying the effin story to us... even to go on to describe the look on my mothers face.... :eek:

And yes I've heard them :eek:

Simon Adebisi

Biggins wrote: »

His wife.
Thankfully they soon moved out soon after.
The noise of them at it was unreal. They sounded like pigs being slaughtered.

His wife? So your sister then?

mattjack

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I did when I was 10 walking past their door at night to go to the toilet. Fairly disturbing at the time.

That was me and your ma at it...dunno where your dad was...

Zebra3

whelpy wrote: »

I never heard them doing it. I saw them having sex.
I always had to go through the parent's room to get to my room so I guess it was bound to happen.

What position were they at it?

Godsentme

Be worse if you caught one of them doing it on their own,:D

Simon Adebisi

Simon Adebisi wrote: »

His wife? So your sister then?

Or his wife's brother...

emul8ter25

I never hard my parents having sex

but.....

one time i heard me ma in the bedroom pleading for it "please Donald, i haven't had it in years!"

it was pretty disturbing.

Pandora2

Posted this in a thread just after I joined!!! relevant to that thread, even more relevant to this one;);) Apologies for those who have read it before;)

I was 12 and the majority of my extended family together with my Mum were travelling to Glasgow early in the morning so my parents, myself, 3 siblings, 2 Grandparents, aunt & uncle and their 3 kids were all in our house overnight. Cue kids in sleeping bags on every floor!! I was billeted beside Mum and Dad's bed...a high old fashioned wooden framed affair. At some point during the night I rolled under the bed and at about 6.30am the next morning I was awoken by sound effects that belonged in a porno flick!! They forgot I was there, I was trapped!! Didn't come out from under that bed until 11am!! Traumatised! Scarred for life!! Told my Mum on my hen night, scarlet was the colour of my Mummy's face

nicechick!

Pandora2 wrote: »

Posted this in a thread just after I joined!!! relevant to that thread, even more relevant to this one;);) Apologies for those who have read it before;)

I was 12 and the majority of my extended family together with my Mum were travelling to Glasgow early in the morning so my parents, myself, 3 siblings, 2 Grandparents, aunt & uncle and their 3 kids were all in our house overnight. Cue kids in sleeping bags on every floor!! I was billeted beside Mum and Dad's bed...a high old fashioned wooden framed affair. At some point during the night I rolled under the bed and at about 6.30am the next morning I was awoken by sound effects that belonged in a porno flick!! They forgot I was there, I was trapped!! Didn't come out from under that bed until 11am!! Traumatised! Scarred for life!! Told my Mum on my hen night, scarlet was the colour of my Mummy's face

I'm sorry couldn't help myself but :D I had to laugh

Pandora2

nicechick! wrote: »

I'm sorry couldn't help myself but :D I had to laugh

No worries, it was a laugh or cry situation;) My sobs were of the silent variety:o:o:o

jaffacakesyum

Never saw them have sex (thankfully) but I did hear them My room was right beside theirs and the walls are paper thin!

sdanseo

stupidusername wrote: »

why would you bring this up?

What are you on about, this is AH - the topic comes up once a week or so.

nicechick!

Pandora2 wrote: »

No worries, it was a laugh or cry situation;) My sobs were of the silent variety:o:o:o

Real cringe!! mental torture type situation

Creature

Ugh thankfully not. If I have then the brain has repressed that memory, good aul brain.

MadameGascar

Yes, twice. The first, when I was about 7 topped off my knowledge about sex as I didn't quite realize the intensity of the act; "Oh John no, no more please stop!" Not much noise from my dad but grunting, he obviously wasn't listening to her pleas.

Then when I was 13 on one of those excruciating family holidays driving around Ireland. They made me and my brother share a room with them and woke me up. I slept in the car for the next three nights, during the day listening to them coming up with all sorts of possible reasons for my strange behavior right in front of me! I was very careless noise-wise in my teens with gentlemen callers... mmm sweet revengey sex

Pandora2

nicechick! wrote: »

Real cringe!! mental torture type situation

Cost me a feckin fortune in therapy...46 now and I'm still not right:eek::eek::eek:

shrewd

this thread is a laugh

dj jarvis

never caught them but ........

what i think is my first memory is me running into the folks bed room late one evening , to see my father standing buck naked about to get into the sack with the mother - i ran up and smacked my da on the arse laughed and legged it my memory of his face and the smacking noise are legend

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MadameGascar wrote: »

"Oh John no, no more please stop!" Not much noise from my dad but grunting, he obviously wasn't listening to her pleas. )

Holy shit.