"Giz' a roide or I'll BATE ya!!!"

hatrickpatrick · 20-09-2011 8:08pm #1

So, AH, what's the most ridiculous Irish chat up line you've ever overheard?

The one in the topic title came from this exceedingly angry sounding, fist clenching girl outside the Twisted Pepper about a year ago.

The lad in question was running away at the speed of light looking either pissed off or terrified, it was hard to tell.

Another great one was this ridiculously drunk and messy guy in Tripod who came up to this girl at the bar and said "If I did the alphabet.... I'd eh... Ehhh... I'd put you and me together". After a moment of intense silence, everyone at the bar literally cracked up, including the barman.

The poor unfortunate eejit ko'ed several minutes later.

Any more funny ones?

Nodin · 20-09-2011 8:12pm

....you can hear people speak in the Tripod?

Daniel S · 20-09-2011 8:13pm

"How do I know we'll have sex later.....

I'm stronger than you."

:pac:

hatrickpatrick · 20-09-2011 8:14pm

Nodin wrote: »

....you can hear people speak in the Tripod?

You certainly used to be able to, in the upstairs sort of attic-like room.
Haven't been there in years though.

Stained Class · 20-09-2011 8:15pm

How would ye like to be buried with my people?;)

stimpson · 20-09-2011 8:15pm

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Nodin · 20-09-2011 8:18pm

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

You certainly used to be able to, in the upstairs sort of attic-like room.
Haven't been there in years though.

I've only ever been past the place, and you could feel the noise vibrating through your chest. Not my thing. Soundproofed room with a one way mirror where you can watch the wimmin dancing is whats needed there. "The Fat Oul Fellah Lounge".

El Guapo! · 20-09-2011 8:21pm

This thread again??!!!

Naos · 20-09-2011 8:27pm

Dean09 wrote: »

This thread again??!!!

Did it work?

Gummy Panda · 20-09-2011 8:29pm

"Are you retarded? cause you look special to me"

CopperPipe · 20-09-2011 8:30pm

My d1ck is dead, can I bury it in your arse?

admiralofthefleet · 20-09-2011 8:33pm

do ye wanna goes halves on a bastard?

kkdela6 · 20-09-2011 9:17pm

'i may not be the best looking man in the room, but theres no one else talking to ya'

20-09-2011 9:24pm

"i can start really lame repeat threads on AH, wana sleep with me?"

Samich · 20-09-2011 9:34pm

Ah come on, this is the 3rd time in a few weeks and 2nd time in a week this thread has come up. :pac:

GAAman · 20-09-2011 9:57pm

Dean09 wrote: »

This thread again??!!!

In b4 the hillarious and original "Lob it into me boss"........

Milk & Honey · 20-09-2011 10:02pm

Get your coat. You've pulled.

Savage Tyrant · 20-09-2011 10:02pm

How's yer gee for a gallop?

How's yer belly for a lodger?

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

nice_very · 21-09-2011 2:27am

many many years ago in a town far far away from here, a very ugly, fat skank of a thing whispered the following to me: I can teach you things.. I laughed in her face and told her: I already have a degree in that

the purple tin · 21-09-2011 5:46pm

Stained Class wrote: »

How would ye like to be buried with my people?;)

Love that one but technically speaking it's a marriage proposal, not a chat up line :P

Unique User Name · 21-09-2011 5:49pm

Do you like cheese.... cos I'm an easy single.

Is your Dad in the IRA cos you are the bomb

Tiocfaidh Armani · 21-09-2011 5:54pm

Unique User Name wrote: »

Is your Dad in the IRA cos you are the bomb

I'm stealing that:D

I made the BBC · 21-09-2011 6:07pm

"You've lovely teeth"

It was original,I'll give him that.

Weylin · 21-09-2011 6:16pm

once saw a tall blonde in a nightclub.....slid up to her ....asked her if she was any good stacking bales.....three weeks later my left ear is still red:D:D:D