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Which loo?

  • 18-09-2011 4:49pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 922 ✭✭✭


    So which one? e.g. in large office there'll be a row of cubicles. Do you have a preference or habit? always using the first or last or one in the middle?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    So which one? e.g. in large office there'll be a row of cubicles. Do you have a preference or habit? always using the first or last or one in the middle?

    Are you a girlie?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,516 ✭✭✭Outkast_IRE


    the one which looks cleanest obviously


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    The ome without a mobile phone being pointed upwards from an adjacent cubicle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I am afraid of toilets that are not in my own house. No barry whiteing for me in public.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭Archeron


    doesnt matter, whichever one you pick will have a huge spider living under the bowl.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Ditch


    Funny, OP, but; I took it to mean urinals. And the moment I thought that, the image of a row of them popped into my head.

    Strangely enough, I felt an automatic swerve to the right!

    I wonder why it is that I like to use a right hand sided urinal :confused:

    Cubicles? I'd instinctively head for the middle one of three vacant ones :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    I always use the second last one. Doesn't matter how many in a row, just always the second last one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    After thinking about it for a while, i realised that if theres more than three, i use the second last one, three or less, i use the last.

    So, I dont like being on the end, but i'd prefer it to being in the middle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Always go for an end one, therefore you haven't a stereo dumping experience.

    Was 'cutting some rope' in a row of ****ters in Charlotte NC. when I was bracketed by two occupants on either side.

    Fcukers seemed to know each other but they blew a ripe soft load with plenty of watery farts before both seemed to 'spool up' at the same time and empty their guts into the pot.

    Fcuking waft seeped in to me of onions and wings with sour sauce.

    Had to abandon my dump with a round still in the cylinder.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I read an article recently about a study which concluded that the first cubicle is generally the cleanest as everyone bypasses it, assuming it to be the busiest and dirtiest.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    I read an article recently about a study which concluded that the first cubicle is generally the cleanest as everyone bypasses it, assuming it to be the busiest and dirtiest.

    Good to know!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Toilet thread to make it to second page ?........:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Ditch


    Always go for an end one .....

    Etc. That's it! Fucking tears all over my glasses again ....! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    whats a loo
    a metrosexual toilet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    The cleanest one with a lock and a bit of paper.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 922 ✭✭✭trishasaffron


    I read an article recently about a study which concluded that the first cubicle is generally the cleanest as everyone bypasses it, assuming it to be the busiest and dirtiest.

    Exactly the information I was looking for!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 513 ✭✭✭x_Ellie_x


    The one that has an open window because it's less smellier than the rest.


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