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Cheesy Pick-up Lines

Wesc. · 2011-09-17 23:59:17

I'd just like to start thread with us sharing "cheesy pick-up" lines... A personal favourite of mine is, "Is your name gillette? Because your the best a man can get".

17-09-2011 11:59pm

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Wesc.

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I'd just like to start thread with us sharing "cheesy pick-up" lines...

A personal favourite of mine is, "Is your name gillette? Because your the best a man can get".

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#2 18-09-2011 12:05am

Kojak

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"How much land have you got?"

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#3 18-09-2011 12:06am

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I've only ever used chat up lines when I'm drunk.

My favourite one is "arghahhhannnwaahillikkhgzzz"

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#4 18-09-2011 12:06am

Samich

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Original thread :pac:

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#5 18-09-2011 12:07am

PseudoFamous

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I'm new around here. Could you give me directions to your gaff?

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#6 18-09-2011 12:14am

Lady Chatterton

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Kojak wrote: »

"How much land have you got?"

Nay, how many acres do you have with road frontage?

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#7 18-09-2011 12:15am

Chris P. Bacon

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I want to have sex with you.

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#8 18-09-2011 12:17am

Lady Chatterton

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If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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#9 18-09-2011 12:18am

Chris P. Bacon

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MrsD007 wrote: »

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Get you're coat you've pulled...

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#10 18-09-2011 12:18am

tbahh

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Are those space pants you are wearing 'cause that ass is out of this world?

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#11 18-09-2011 12:18am

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*insert Anchorman quote*

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#12 18-09-2011 12:20am

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056360347

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#13 18-09-2011 12:23am

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AnamGlas wrote: »

*insert Anchorman quote*

I want to be on you.

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#14 18-09-2011 12:24am

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Him: Did you bring your helmet?
Her: No...
Him: Well you better go get it cause your going through the headboard tonight!

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#15 18-09-2011 12:26am

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Get in the fukn van

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#16 18-09-2011 12:28am

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Hank_Jones wrote: »

I want to be on you.

I have many leather bound books and my house smells of a rich mahogany

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#17 18-09-2011 12:29am

Tony10

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i just sing a bit of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g8JADUkjwM

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#18 18-09-2011 12:30am

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I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

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#19 18-09-2011 12:33am

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You'll have to do.

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#20 18-09-2011 12:57am

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I've got a knife, get your coat

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#21 18-09-2011 1:00am

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''whats your star sign?''

hasnt failed yet

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#22 18-09-2011 1:01am

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you'll do...

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#23 18-09-2011 9:56am

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Are ya well?..Cos you're lookin' well!

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#24 18-09-2011 10:12am

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this

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#25 18-09-2011 1:08pm

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Your eyes are like spanners, every time I look in to them my nuts tighten..;)

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#26 18-09-2011 1:09pm

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"Are we near an airport, or is that my heart that took off?"

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#27 18-09-2011 1:11pm

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Do you like cheese?

Cuz I'm an EasiSingle...............ooooooooooh yea!

Me: Can I smell your fanny?
Her: Wh......what!?! Fùck off!!
Me: Hmmm..........must be your feet, then.

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