Best Insults you've ever heard?

J_E · 17-09-2011 9:03pm #1

So, after Serena Williams' more unimaginative insult at the US Open last week (Unattractive on the inside? Seriously?), I was hoping the dear people at AH would have some more creative and stinging insults that they've heard (or made) over the years. Let me start the ball rolling with this classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XtEDhxiWmQ

jaykay74 · 17-09-2011 9:06pm

We're not fickle, we just don't like you banner towards David O'Leary after he complainted about fickle fans.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/PA-3362104.jpg

temply · 17-09-2011 9:07pm

Get fcuked.

Temptamperu · 17-09-2011 9:08pm

He/She has a face like week old minced meat... the cheap tesco kind.

admiralofthefleet · 17-09-2011 9:09pm

work it up the eye of yer prick

temply · 17-09-2011 9:09pm

Toerag of a whore

temply · 17-09-2011 9:10pm

face like a bag of chisels

EverEvolving · 17-09-2011 9:11pm

You should be the poster boy for abortion.

michael999999 · 17-09-2011 9:13pm

You read the sun!

Temptamperu · 17-09-2011 9:14pm

Ive had ****s that made more sense than you.

temply · 17-09-2011 9:14pm

paralyzed streak of pIss

Immaculate Pasta · 17-09-2011 9:16pm

Malcolm Tucker from The Thick Of It is the master of insulting people

17-09-2011 9:17pm

She had a head like a chewed up toffo

talla10 · 17-09-2011 9:18pm

You horrible cnut.

Says it all really

admiralofthefleet · 17-09-2011 9:20pm

talla10 wrote: »

You horrible cnut.

Says it all really

you horrible cunt sounds better though

Cupcake_Crisis · 17-09-2011 9:21pm

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg.

Heh...

Sonics2k · 17-09-2011 9:21pm

"You're nothing more than a smear of cum on a re-used tissue"

cocoshovel · 17-09-2011 9:22pm

The smell of f*ckin water off ya boi!

Saila · 17-09-2011 9:23pm

you look like ye fell into an ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way to the ground!

Chuck Stone · 17-09-2011 9:23pm

Fuck you you child of rape.

Savage Tyrant · 17-09-2011 9:23pm

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend

talla10 · 17-09-2011 9:23pm

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

you horrible cunt sounds better though

Are we allowed say that :eek:

/Sketches for mods

df1985 · 17-09-2011 9:24pm

youve a face like a pair of tits.

admiralofthefleet · 17-09-2011 9:24pm

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg.

Heh...

thats awful, but good

Saila · 17-09-2011 9:27pm

merengueca wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8sjUWg

is that "you're so blind you cant even... see me"

good work if so :cool:

doughef · 17-09-2011 9:28pm

Training one day and the instructor was giving us dogs abuse..

"your all too slow".. "me granny would move faster than ye etc"

but the best was what he said to one of the lads.. "you dont even look like your related to someone whose fit...."

Ganymede Glow · 17-09-2011 9:28pm

"she had a face like a melted welly"

temply · 17-09-2011 9:30pm

Sonics2k wrote: »

"You're nothing more than a smear of cum on a re-used tissue"

ooooh thats harsh

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 17-09-2011 9:34pm

"You're stupid"

It'll eat at you

merengueca · 17-09-2011 9:36pm

MiNdGaM3 · 17-09-2011 9:38pm

Face like a bag of smashed crabs.

Morpork · 17-09-2011 9:40pm

A popular one in Poland: You were only born cause your da came on his shoe and kicked your ma in her gash.

Lovely.

Dangerous Man · 17-09-2011 9:43pm

Morpork wrote: »

A popular one in Poland: You were only born cause your da came on his shoe and kicked your ma in her gash.

Lovely.

Jaysus... I must remember that one for when the GF comes home.

minidazzler · 17-09-2011 9:44pm

talla10 wrote: »

Are we allowed say that :eek:

/Sketches for mods

As long as it's not directed at anyone in particular and not overused to the point of it being obvious you are just looking the curse you can say anything really.