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Best Insults you've ever heard?

  • 17-09-2011 10:03PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭


    So, after Serena Williams' more unimaginative insult at the US Open last week (Unattractive on the inside? Seriously?), I was hoping the dear people at AH would have some more creative and stinging insults that they've heard (or made) over the years. Let me start the ball rolling with this classic:



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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭jaykay74


    We're not fickle, we just don't like you banner towards David O'Leary after he complainted about fickle fans.

    http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/PA-3362104.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭temply


    Get fcuked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    He/She has a face like week old minced meat... the cheap tesco kind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    work it up the eye of yer prick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭temply


    Toerag of a whore


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭temply


    face like a bag of chisels


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    You should be the poster boy for abortion.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    You read the sun!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Ive had ****s that made more sense than you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭temply


    paralyzed streak of pIss


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Malcolm Tucker from The Thick Of It is the master of insulting people ;)



  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    She had a head like a chewed up toffo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭talla10


    You horrible cnut.

    Says it all really


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    talla10 wrote: »
    You horrible cnut.

    Says it all really

    you horrible cunt sounds better though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    The best part of you ran down your mothers leg.

    Heh...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,036 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    "You're nothing more than a smear of cum on a re-used tissue"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    The smell of f*ckin water off ya boi!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    you look like ye fell into an ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way to the ground!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Fuck you you child of rape.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,164 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭talla10


    you horrible cunt sounds better though

    Are we allowed say that :eek:

    /Sketches for mods


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    youve a face like a pair of tits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    The best part of you ran down your mothers leg.

    Heh...

    thats awful, but good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    merengueca wrote: »

    is that "you're so blind you cant even... see me"

    good work if so :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 753 ✭✭✭doughef


    Training one day and the instructor was giving us dogs abuse..

    "your all too slow".. "me granny would move faster than ye etc"

    but the best was what he said to one of the lads.. "you dont even look like your related to someone whose fit...." :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭Ganymede Glow


    "she had a face like a melted welly"
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭temply


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    "You're nothing more than a smear of cum on a re-used tissue"

    ooooh thats harsh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    "You're stupid"


    It'll eat at you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭merengueca




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭MiNdGaM3


    Face like a bag of smashed crabs.


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