I'm going to kill you Jim

Rawhead

ES: Hello Eircom support, Jim speaking.
RH: Jim, there is this annoying douche bag on a radio ad that is really getting on my tits.
ES: oooh!
RH: Yes Jim, he's a bollocks and I'm going to do damage to him. I'm going to rub broken glass into his eyes and then sew his asshole shut and keep feeding and feeding and feeding him.
ES: aaah!
RH: ITS YOU JIM GOD DAMMIT, I ****ING HATE YOU AND THE WAY YOU OH AND AH LIKE SOME SORT OF HALF WITTED YOKEL WATCHING TWO PIGS MATE.
ES: Ah I see your problem, it's slow line speed.
RH: ITS NOT ****ING SLOW LINE SPEED JIM, ITS YOU. I'M COMING ROUND THERE RIGHT NOW, DON'T YOU ****ING GO ANYWHERE YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE SCROTE. I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SOUND SINCERE ABOUT YOU ****EBAG.
ES: Hello, hello, hello. That's funny the lines gone dead.

stupidusername

It's a while since I laughed at something in AH, thanks

starbelgrade

stupidusername wrote: »

It's a while since I laughed at something in AH, thanks

I laughed all the way home today after seeing a man driving a Nissan Micra. Yes, a Nissan Micra.

Burkatron

The TV ads are worse! Him & his aids ridden face! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR :mad::mad:

The Internet Explorer

http://imageshack.us/f/198/jim2505.jpg/

stupidusername

starbelgrade wrote: »

I laughed all the way home today after seeing a man driving a Nissan Micra. Yes, a Nissan Micra.

Ah come on, we all know nobody drives them, nevermind a man!

temply

I've read funnier obituaries.

bonzodog2

I thought this was going to be about Jim Corr

Wolfe Tone

starbelgrade wrote: »

I laughed all the way home today after seeing a man driving a Nissan Micra. Yes, a Nissan Micra.

I have a friend who is 6 foot five and drives one, fcuking hilrious

Fieldies Dreams

Rawhead wrote: »

ES: Hello Eircom support, Jim speaking.
RH: Jim, there is this annoying douche bag on a radio ad that is really getting on my tits.
ES: oooh!
RH: Yes Jim, he's a bollocks and I'm going to do damage to him. I'm going to rub broken glass into his eyes and then sew his asshole shut and keep feeding and feeding and feeding him.
ES: aaah!
RH: ITS YOU JIM GOD DAMMIT, I ****ING HATE YOU AND THE WAY YOU OH AND AH LIKE SOME SORT OF HALF WITTED YOKEL WATCHING TWO PIGS MATE.
ES: Ah I see your problem, it's slow line speed.
RH: ITS NOT ****ING SLOW LINE SPEED JIM, ITS YOU. I'M COMING ROUND THERE RIGHT NOW, DON'T YOU ****ING GO ANYWHERE YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE SCROTE. I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SOUND SINCERE ABOUT YOU ****EBAG.
ES: Hello, hello, hello. That's funny the lines gone dead.

im sure you love this ad aswell then?!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X6t3EklZC8

"it wrecks the cheese!" he says...with a face on him like he just sh1t in his underpants :mad:

J. Marston

Fieldies Dreams wrote: »

im sure you love this ad aswell then?!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X6t3EklZC8

"it wrecks the cheese!" he says...with a face on him like he just sh1t in his underpants :mad:

''It wrecks the chayiz.'' Fúck off!

And that Jim fella looks like he dyes his hair. Weirdo.

youtube!

he does seem a little slow off the bat though our jim doesnt he?

caller "my girlfriend keeps freezing on me"

jim pictures a frozen woman as opposed to an internet stall which is funny because that is supposed to be job, i.e internet support.

FGR

Can't imagine Jim's call time average being up to spec. Will more than likely be given his p45 soon enough.

Samich

Jim, he's awful annoying indeed. I'd say he loves his job.

muff03

youtube! wrote: »

he does seem a little slow off the bat though our jim doesnt he?

caller "my girlfriend keeps freezing on me"

jim pictures a frozen woman as opposed to an internet stall which is funny because that is supposed to be job, i.e internet support.

I said the exact same thing. "It's his job for Christ's sake!", I said.

youtube!

and another thing if someone confessed to me that they had "completely fallen in love with a great dane", i would be straight on to the DSPCA and the gards reporting a probable case of bestiality.

Dangerous Man

I hope you get him OP. Get him for us.

carlybabe1

Rawhead wrote: »

ES: Hello Eircom support, Jim speaking.
RH: Jim, there is this annoying douche bag on a radio ad that is really getting on my tits.
ES: oooh!
RH: Yes Jim, he's a bollocks and I'm going to do damage to him. I'm going to rub broken glass into his eyes and then sew his asshole shut and keep feeding and feeding and feeding him.
ES: aaah!
RH: ITS YOU JIM GOD DAMMIT, I ****ING HATE YOU AND THE WAY YOU OH AND AH LIKE SOME SORT OF HALF WITTED YOKEL WATCHING TWO PIGS MATE.
ES: Ah I see your problem, it's slow line speed.
RH: ITS NOT ****ING SLOW LINE SPEED JIM, ITS YOU. I'M COMING ROUND THERE RIGHT NOW, DON'T YOU ****ING GO ANYWHERE YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE SCROTE. I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SOUND SINCERE ABOUT YOU ****EBAG.
ES: Hello, hello, hello. That's funny the lines gone dead.

I foooookin luuuuuuuuve AH

stupidusername wrote: »

It's a while since I laughed at something in AH, thanks

pigheads back in town

starbelgrade wrote: »

I laughed all the way home today after seeing a man driving a Nissan Micra. Yes, a Nissan Micra.

Burkatron wrote: »

The TV ads are worse! Him & his aids ridden face! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR :mad::mad:

And worse, he looks like he's smoked 7 splifffs out on the emergency stairs, just before he answered the phone

The Internet Explorer wrote: »

http://imageshack.us/f/198/jim2505.jpg/

stupidusername wrote: »

Ah come on, we all know nobody drives them, nevermind a man!

Hahashahha love it!

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

I have a friend who is 6 foot five and drives one, fcuking hilrious

Is he famous?? on telly like?, Noddy is that you??

Fieldies Dreams wrote: »

im sure you love this ad aswell then?!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X6t3EklZC8

"it wrecks the cheese!" he says...with a face on him like he just sh1t in his underpants :mad:

Shlt in them, and is weirdly enjoying the sensation

J. Marston wrote: »

''It wrecks the chayiz.'' Fúck off!

And that Jim fella looks like he dyes his hair. Weirdo.

youtube! wrote: »

he does seem a little slow off the bat though our jim doesnt he?

caller "my girlfriend keeps freezing on me"

jim pictures a frozen woman as opposed to an internet stall which is funny because that is supposed to be job, i.e internet support.

ForegoneReality wrote: »

Can't imagine Jim's call time average being up to spec. Will more than likely be given his p45 soon enough.

Samich wrote: »

Jim, he's awful annoying indeed. I'd say he loves his job.

youtube! wrote: »

and another thing if someone confessed to me that they had "completely fallen in love with a great dane", i would be straight on to the DSPCA and the gards reporting a probable case of bestiality.

Dangerous Man wrote: »

I hope you get him OP. Get him for us.

ahhhhh, i feel so much more relaxed now, lovin that im not the only warped f&cker on the surface of the planet

FTGFOP

youtube! wrote: »

that is supposed to be job, i.e internet support.

Eircom internet support, though.

CavanCrew

Taaaaa two two two two twwwwwwwwwwwo

one eight ninetyyyyyyyyyyyy ta two two two twooooooo:rolleyes:

JONJO THE MISER

I had to ring eircom support a few months back and i asked for Jim, they said there was no Jim there:( and that he was just a actor for a advert.
I told them im having them on false advertising, going to the comsumer association with it.

longhalloween

J. Marston wrote: »

''It wrecks the chayiz.'' Fúck off!

And that Jim fella looks like he dyes his hair. Weirdo.

There's a billboard on the Longford road that says 'You're back in Longford now Flynn!'

I honestly want to burn it....burrrnnnn!

youtube!

FTGFOP wrote: »

Eircom internet support, though.

Oh of course how stupid of me.;)

-Kenny-

"But I don't want you to go into outer space"

"Why not?"

"Cause you'll be ages coming home...."


*Gets Gun*

youtube!

6 double 7 double 7 double tow

6 double 7 double 7 double tow

aaarrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

stupidusername

carlybabe1 wrote: »

pigheads back in town

Oh joy

carlybabe1

Apologies in advance, as anyone who has heard it will straight away be humming it in thier head allllllllll f8cking day, jesus, if I got my hands on the sadistic bastard that came up with the idea :mad: *
Some f8cking taxi company advert (think its city cabs)

to the tune of 'ice ice baby'
gotta get there fast or you'll get me in troublin :mad:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ roundhouse kick to the testicles for that line alone





*i'd be typing this from mountjoy

Orando Broom

starbelgrade wrote: »

I laughed all the way home today after seeing a man driving a Nissan Micra. Yes, a Nissan Micra.

That was the largest Vee-hicle he could afford!

V_Moth

Whenever I hear that ad I always think of this:

Eircom has fifth riskiest debt levels in the world

Yahew

I'd walk to McDonalds. Transporters kill ya and send a clone.

Big Nasty

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

I have a friend who is 6 foot five and drives one, fcuking hilrious

Does he have 'teh ghey'?:)

Captain Darling

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

I have a friend who is 6 foot five and drives one, fcuking hilrious

I remember a particularly famous Galway hurler who used to have a girlfriend who drove a Ford Ka. You'd see him wedged into the passenger seat with his face jammed up against the windscreen when she was driving him around.

Always made me chuckle.

foxyboxer

*mental note*

Never accept an offer for a role in adverts for the following if you value your personal safety;
McDonalds
Vodafone
Eircom
Meteor

donalg1

Saw a woman driving a micra the other wearing a bright green burka. Very strange sight.

If the guards stopped her and had a look at her licence could they ask her to lift the burka?

Editting, to add i mean lift the burka to reveal her face.

foxyboxer

starbelgrade wrote: »

I laughed all the way home today after seeing a man driving a Nissan Micra. Yes, a Nissan Micra.

http://whitethreads.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/simpsons_nelson_haha-1.jpg

Captain Darling

donalg1 wrote: »

Saw a woman driving a micra the other wearing a bright green burka. Very strange sight.

If the guards stopped her and had a look at her licence could they ask her to lift the burka?

Editting, to add i mean lift the burka to reveal her face.

Lucky you put in that edit, it might have been taken the wrong way, just like a garda asking a muslim woman to lift her burka.

donalg1

Captain Darling wrote: »

Lucky you put in that edit, it might have been taken the wrong way, just like a garda asking a muslim woman to lift her burka.

Well how would he know its her licence if he cant see her face?

JerryHandbag

Anyone else read the thread title in the voice of Mr.Spock?

Wattle

That red haired scrote in the Barry's Tea ad. 'Put on more weights. Der arrr no more weights'.