eel swims up mans cock, ow!! :0

Saila

eel swims up mans cock :eek:

The eel, next to the surgical instrument used to remove it.

Zhang Nan was looking for a little R&R at a beauty spa, when he got a whole lot more than he was asking for. The Chinese spa had taken to mimicking a treatment out of London, where people bathe in a tub of eels, which eat off layers of dead skin. However, for one such eel, dead skin wasn't quite satisfying enough.
Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.
But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.
'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.
'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'
Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.
Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.
'The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,' he said.

makes a change from sticking batteries down it though

Chuck Stone

Pseudo-pains in the knob from that OP.

policarp

Little seaman gone wrong.

later12

a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.

That's really not a sentence I'm comfortable with

The Gnome

Read this in the Metro earlier where it was also accompanied by the following:

Believe it or not, Nan's case follows a similar incident when a 14-year-old boy in India had to undergo emergency surgery.

In a case study published by urologists Dr G Vezhaventhan and R Jeyaraman, they described how they removed a 2cm-long fish from the boy's bladder.

The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had 'slipped from his hand and entered his urethra'.

Metro

Seems legit...

mackg

I'm just going to wear a condom 24/7 from now on

Xivilai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w

Tesco Massacre

ee'll feel that in the morning.






Sorry.

Johro

Saila wrote: »

eel swims up mans cock :eek:



makes a change from sticking batteries down it

Now they just have to get the snake out of his ass.

later12

Did anyone ever have a routine STI check up where the nurse sticks a swap up your cockeye? No wonder hardly anybody gets routine willie checkups in this country, with carry on like that by the medical profession.

My toes curl every time I see one of those cotton ear wipes.

Yakult

Picture of cock :eek:

mackg

later10 wrote: »

Did anyone ever have a routine STI check up where the nurse sticks a swap up your cockeye? No wonder hardly anybody gets routine willie checkups in this country, with carry on like that by the medical profession.

My toes curl every time I see one of those cotton ear wipes.

Me and all my mates decided we were all gonna get one at one point, the first person went, came back and told us how it went down. Needless to say he was the only one that went.

ProudDUB

An entire episode of Grey's Anatomy was dedicated to this a few years ago. It was based on a true medical story. Dude went on safari down the Amazon river. Came home to massively inflated you know whats and serious pain south of the border.

Turns out there is a small fish that lives in the Amazon that thrives on ammonia. If you pee over the side of a boat, it can detect the scent the way that sharks do with blood. The little buggers will swim into the stream of pee & like a salmon leaping up river to return to it spawning grounds, the little bastards jump up the stream of pee. They then swim madly against the current & by remaining inside the stream of liquid (yes, I am cringing as I type this in case yiz were wondering) they are able to make it to the rivers source, so to speak, the uethra. There, they remain, going undetected as long as they can, getting drunk as a lord, drinking their hosts pee to their little hearts content. The only way to get rid of it, are drugs to poison it to kill it and then surgery to remove it when it is dead.

Swear to God, I am not making this up. Yiz can Google it. I think I need to go and lie down now !

LH Pathe

ProudDUB wrote: »

An entire episode of Grey's Anatomy was dedicated to this a few years ago. It was based on a true medical story. Dude went on safari down the Amazon river. Came home to massively inflated you know whats and serious pain south of the border.

Turns out there is a small fish that lives in the Amazon that thrives on ammonia. If you pee over the side of a boat, it can detect the scent the way that sharks do with blood. The little buggers will swim into the stream of pee & like a salmon leaping up river to return to it spawning grounds, the little bastards jump up the stream of pee. They then swim madly against the current & by remaining inside the stream of liquid (yes, I am cringing as I type this in case yiz were wondering) they are able to make it to the rivers source, so to speak, the uethra. There, they remain, going undetected as long as they can, getting drunk as a lord, drinking their hosts pee to their little hearts content. The only way to get rid of it, are drugs to poison it to kill it and then surgery to remove it when it is dead.

Swear to God, I am not making this up. Yiz can Google it. I think I need to go and lie down now !

hey I seen these guys on Lost Land of the uhh..

so they have a sixth sense for the ammonia uh - and *will* get to the source of it. basically the little bastards are so determined they skeet up this blast of piss in what should otherwise be the ultimate against all odds scenario.

now that I think about it, and with the correct lighting yeah my bladder does resemble a wee alladin's cave, glistening with gold.. I can see that parasite's point.

Yakult

Yakult wrote: »

Picture of cock :eek:

thanked by a mickey!

mfceiling

ProudDUB wrote: »

An entire episode of Grey's Anatomy was dedicated to this a few years ago. It was based on a true medical story. Dude went on safari down the Amazon river. Came home to massively inflated you know whats and serious pain south of the border.

Turns out there is a small fish that lives in the Amazon that thrives on ammonia. If you pee over the side of a boat, it can detect the scent the way that sharks do with blood. The little buggers will swim into the stream of pee & like a salmon leaping up river to return to it spawning grounds, the little bastards jump up the stream of pee. They then swim madly against the current & by remaining inside the stream of liquid (yes, I am cringing as I type this in case yiz were wondering) they are able to make it to the rivers source, so to speak, the uethra. There, they remain, going undetected as long as they can, getting drunk as a lord, drinking their hosts pee to their little hearts content. The only way to get rid of it, are drugs to poison it to kill it and then surgery to remove it when it is dead.

Swear to God, I am not making this up. Yiz can Google it. I think I need to go and lie down now !

Should blast them with píss.......no wait...

Caco

Ouch, reading that is painful!

Surgeon Jin Wang

Irish Guitarist

The poor eel Rest in peace.

randylonghorn

Eel be feeling that for a while ...

Rabies

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

ee'll feel that in the morning.

randylonghorn wrote: »

Eel be feeling that for a while ...

Welcome to a few posts in the past.

randylonghorn

>.<

Shouldn't you be hopefully feeding drink to a bevy of wimmen?

phill106

Saila wrote: »

eel swims up mans cock Surgeon Jin Wang

Apt name

theteal

bullsh!t story, he was trying to convince his mates that he finally got his rocks.

"you don't believe me? come here, smell it!"







still, ouch

Cork boy 55

dear god i will say a pray for you Zhang Nan

Eel Swims Up Man's Penis, Has To Be Surgically Removed


It's every man's worst nightmare.

Zhang Nan, of China, was bathing with live eels in order to cleanse his skin when things went horribly wrong. According to Metro, one of the small eels managed to not only swim up his urethra, but actually made it all the way to his bladder.
"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realized a small eel had gone into the end of my penis," the 56-year-old told the British paper
http://www.aol.com/2011/09/13/eel-swims-up-mans-penis_n_960865.html

Captain Darling

This is something i could have done without knowing.....

Uggghhhhh....

revell

Chinese does fetish!:eek:

af_thefragile

Well, he just needs to pee it out then...

Cork boy 55

Captain Darling wrote: »

This is something i could have done without knowing.....

Uggghhhhh....

Information in the war with the eels is power

Captain Darling

Cork boy 55 wrote: »

Information in the war with the eels is power

The next time i go swimming with a bunch of eels i'm going to sellotape my asshole and japs eye shut.

KeithM89_old

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biko

Only in USA is slowly being taken over by Only in China.

There are tiny Amazonian fish that does this, but only? if you pee in the water...

Kevin Duffy

Good enough for him and anyone else who gets into a bath full of live animals like it was the most sensible thing in the world.

T_Brady

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

The poor eel Rest in peace. piss.

Corrected.

The Gnome

ProudDUB wrote: »

Turns out there is a small fish that lives in the Amazon that thrives on ammonia...

biko wrote: »

There are tiny Amazonian fish that does this, but only? if you pee in the water...

Candiru

Only it's not attracted to any chemical signatures and doesn't swim up the flow of urine. There's only one modern documented case and the investigation of the report throws doubt on the whole thing.