Ever feel like hurting yourself!?

greenmachine88 · 13-09-2011 12:54pm #1

Not like slashing your wrists or any of that kind of thing but partaking in jackass style stunts like jumping off your bike into a hedge or running into a wall, or letting your friend punch you in the face.
Makes you feel more alive!

El Weirdo · 13-09-2011 12:55pm

greenmachine88 wrote: »

Not like slashing your wrists or any of that kind of thing but partaking in jackass style stunts like jumping off your bike into a hedge or running into a wall, or letting your friend punch you in the face.
Makes you feel more alive!

No.

Biggins · 13-09-2011 12:55pm

I feel like diving through the back door when I see the mother in law coming in through the front one.
Does that count?

Snakeblood · 13-09-2011 12:57pm

greenmachine88 wrote: »

Not like slashing your wrists or any of that kind of thing but partaking in jackass style stunts like jumping off your bike into a hedge or running into a wall, or letting your friend punch you in the face.
Makes you feel more alive!

Sometimes I stare at myself in the mirror and tell myself I'm fat.

LeeHoffmann · 13-09-2011 1:05pm

Sometimes I stare at myself in the mirror and tell myself I'm fat.

you're such a bully

W.Shakes-Beer · 13-09-2011 1:08pm

Only when i was a teenager, and educated by Jackass. Those were the days.

RichieC · 13-09-2011 1:08pm

*lights up ciggy*

nope, never.

D1stant · 13-09-2011 1:10pm

I once contemplated watching Fair City

Mickey H · 13-09-2011 1:11pm

Biggins wrote: »

I feel like diving through the back door when I see the mother in law coming in through the front one.
Does that count?

Nope, that's expected sir.

Snakeblood wrote: »

Sometimes I stare at myself in the mirror and tell myself I'm fat.

You're grand the way you are. You're not fat. They're just jealous.

LeeHoffmann · 13-09-2011 1:11pm

I once put a cigarette out on my leg, but that was just laziness (and the drink)

Snakeblood · 13-09-2011 1:13pm

Mickey H wrote: »

Nope, that's expected sir.

You're grand the way you are. You're not fat. They're just jealous.

Thanks, I guess I will have that cake!

Mickey H · 13-09-2011 1:14pm

Snakeblood wrote: »

Thanks, I guess I will have that cake!

Go ahead. I'm having biscuits!

ScumLord · 13-09-2011 1:16pm

Sometimes when I do something exceptionally stupid twice in a row I feel like punching myself in the face.

LeeHoffmann · 13-09-2011 1:19pm

when I do something exceptionally stupid twice in a row

like punching yourself in the face?

fatal1ty · 26-09-2011 5:46pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXx-kIeNY6k

Limerick lads... LOL

For Forks Sake · 26-09-2011 5:50pm

D1stant wrote: »

I once contemplated watching Fair City

don't do it man

Temptamperu · 26-09-2011 5:53pm

fatal1ty wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXx-kIeNY6k

Limerick lads... LOL

Nobody got hurt

Me and a few lads used to do battle royale after the pub. Just baiting each other with suplexes and piledrivers. great fun and all long before jackass.

ToddyDoody · 26-09-2011 6:10pm

During sixth year of school i'd go to bed longing to come down with something (bug, disease, the runs.. Anything) just so i wouldnt have to go into school for a while. Its a step short of hurting yourself but getting there.

Bobby Baccala · 26-09-2011 6:27pm

reading this thread is hurting me

fatal1ty · 26-09-2011 6:28pm

Temptamperu wrote: »

Nobody got hurt

True, could have tho...

FlutterinBantam · 26-09-2011 6:32pm

greenmachine88 wrote: »

Not like slashing your wrists or any of that kind of thing but partaking in jackass style stunts like jumping off your bike into a hedge or running into a wall, or letting your friend punch you in the face.
Makes you feel more alive!

How does it make you feel more alive mate?

You have the floor...........................

eternal · 26-09-2011 6:35pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

greenmachine88 wrote: »

Not like slashing your wrists or any of that kind of thing but partaking in jackass style stunts like jumping off your bike into a hedge or running into a wall, or letting your friend punch you in the face.
Makes you feel more alive!

How does it make you feel more alive mate?

You have the floor...........................

Somebody obviously saw Jackass 2 the other night,inspired them to write this thread.Cough,cough.

Hercule Poirot · 26-09-2011 7:00pm

I often jump out of a moving car, but its not coz I'm a badass, it's coz the fella who gives me a lift home from work doesn't want to stop in traffic :eek:

TheyKnowMyIP · 26-09-2011 7:11pm

No. Direct this metaphorical hurt tendency towards others. It's more fun that way.

wolf moon · 26-09-2011 7:13pm

greenmachine88 wrote: »

Not like slashing your wrists or any of that kind of thing but partaking in jackass style stunts like jumping off your bike into a hedge or running into a wall, or letting your friend punch you in the face.
Makes you feel more alive!

I know exactly what you mean. Yes, I felt like this and it pushed me to jump out of a plane first time. I still sometimes do. There is always a second or two of that little hesitation "what if it's the last thing I do", time slightly slows down, that couple of seconds takes longer than usual, I get really intense feeling of understanding what life is all about, how beautiful everything is and how small I am. And always ends up with a deep breath, feeling like having no regrets or enemies.. And off you go

orourkeda · 26-09-2011 7:18pm

Does trying to shag a colleague at your sisters wedding count?

fatal1ty · 26-09-2011 7:35pm

orourkeda wrote: »

Does trying to shag a colleague at your sisters wedding count?

if you consider it to be worthy of a stunt, then sure!!

Ever feel like hurting yourself!?

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