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How do you get "out of the doghouse" with the GF?

  • 11-09-2011 10:36pm
    #1
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭


    What are your best examples of being in said doghouse and by what ingenious and inventive methods did you get out of said house? :)


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  • #2
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Suggest a devious combination of "while we're here" and "when in Rome...."


  • #3
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    The old naked man on a couch trick... 60% of the time it works all of the time.


  • #4
    RHunce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    Slipped her the high hard one, works like a charm every time..


  • #5
    namloc1980
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,379 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    Ignore her....that'll bring her around.


  • #6
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Richard Dower wrote: »
    What are your best examples of being in said doghouse and by what ingenious and inventive methods did you get out of said house? :)

    Am I right or is she wrong to start with?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #7
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Am I right or is she wrong to start with?

    Correct answer, she is never wrong.


  • #8
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Slap her..

    Bitches love that...


  • #9
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Richard Dower wrote: »
    What are your best examples of being in said doghouse and by what ingenious and inventive methods did you get out of said house? :)

    I need to know what you did before I can offer you any advice.


  • #10
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Flowers op. Always flowers. that and a half sincere apology should have her guzzling on your todger in no time.


  • #11
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    The very idea that spousal disapproval of your lifestyle would matter enough to warrant a doghouse metaphor is worryingly unmanly.


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  • #12
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    Slap her..

    Bitches love that...

    We do and the harder the better.


  • #13
    theneed2rock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42 ✭theneed2rock


    smash her back doors in


  • #14
    Sanity_Saviour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭Sanity_Saviour


    Drop the hand


  • #15
    Pete M.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭Pete M.


    Dump her.

    But then again, if you're a dog then you should live in a dog's house.


  • #16
    dermiek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭dermiek


    Pack your bags and walk out on her if you live together. If you don't, dump her by text.
    She'll soon come round.


  • #17
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    hondasam wrote: »
    Correct answer, she is never wrong.

    That's what they said about The Customer.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #18
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Enter Flora ...Interflora ...


  • #19
    TheMilkyPirate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,028 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Ignore her.

    Bitches be lovin attention


  • #20
    blackdog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 852 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    Give her a length of meatsword in her rusted postbox. Bonus points if she delivers a package


  • #21
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Sanity_Saviour wrote: »
    Drop the hand

    Assuming he's a Leper of course.


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  • #22
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Assuming he's a Leper of course.

    AH...the masters of snark :)


  • #23
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Tell her you're going to have a headache tonight. That'll make her gag for it :D


  • #24
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    How strong is your tongue?

    -Funk


  • #25
    whubee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 175 ✭✭whubee


    Buy her a present.

    Two tickets to that thing she loves, that should work, youll be forgiven.

    Then, once youre forgiven you top it all off with a bottle of fairy liquid (every womans favorite).


  • #26
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Get even more annoyed with her. Its all mind games.


  • #27
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Retrace your steps & find the place where you lost your man card, then use it.


  • #28
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Suggest doggy-style. When in Rome etc.


  • #29
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Lilliana Tight Train wrote: »
    Suggest doggy-style. When in Rome etc.

    See 2nd post of the thread


  • #30
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    usually one at a time, hole is too small otherwise


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  • #31
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    The old naked man on a couch trick... 60% of the time it works all of the time.

    She likes old naked men does she?


  • #32
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Don't refer to her as a bitch.

    Bitches lover that.


  • #33
    Elmidena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭Elmidena


    Don't go into kennels with your GF so often? They're tiny and cramped!



    Also, that is NOT what dogging means....


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