so you're on the plane...

aido179

...and it is being hijacked. (i wonder what the inspiration for this thread is) you have two choices, either comply with hijackers or resist and risk a bomb / gun going off. What would you do and why?
Personally I'd resist. Regardless of whether you or other passengers are injured the risk of hitting a building is too great to let it happen.

Latchy

No...just No .

ItsAWindUp

What could I do OP?

Kevin Duffy

Hope they take me somewhere nice.

Richard tea

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

F.U.B.A.R

aido179 wrote: »

...and it is being hijacked. (i wonder what the inspiration for this thread is) you have two choices, either comply with hijackers or resist and risk a bomb / gun going off. What would you do and why?
Personally I'd resist. Regardless of whether you or other passengers are injured the risk of hitting a building is too great to let it happen.

WTF is wrong with you????????????

galwayrush

Considering some of out crap architechture, it'll be almost worth it to get rid of some crappy buildings.

deathrider

What would John McClane do?

Yakult

I'd call Joe and complain.

F.U.B.A.R

Richard tea wrote: »

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

Jump! feck everyone else

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I'd push the big red button that had "Incase of emergency, push for Steven Segal" written on it.

galwayrush

Richard tea wrote: »

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

Say another mass?

4leto

How do you know the retards are going to crash the plane into a building

Nearly all aircraft hijackings have ended peacefully???

Solnskaya

i'd be too busy feeling airsick to give a damn. I'd probably hope they killed me quick to end my misery and my tobacco withdrawal symptoms. Feckin hate flying

ScummyMan

Slippery slope OP...

ItsAWindUp

Solnskaya wrote: »

i'd be too busy feeling airsick to give a damn. I'd probably hope they killed me quick to end my misery and my tobacco withdrawal symptoms. Feckin hate flying

Well in all fairness the way things are going I couldn't really see the harm in lighting up a cig! Couldn't exactly make things worse!

F.U.B.A.R

4leto wrote: »

How do you know the retards are going to crash the plane into a building

Nearly all aircraft hijackings have ended peacefully???

No theres always casualtys as they are often religousely driven for example when the plane flying to tellavive was hijact a couple of jewish passengers were severely beaten and I think two were shot

ejmaztec

benwavner wrote: »

I'd push the big red button that had "Incase of emergency, push for Steven Segal" written on it.

You'd be long dead before that tub of lard managed to get through the doorway of the pie-shop.

johnmcdnl

F.U.B.A.R wrote: »

No theres always casualtys as they are often religousely driven for example when the plane flying to tellavive was hijact a couple of jewish passengers were severely beaten and I think two were shot

well I'll pretend to be a Muslim if their Muslim hijackers.. Christian if their Christian etc etc etc

jluv

You will absolutly never know till you are in that situation as your mindset now will be so much different from what it will be should that ever happen and hopefully you will never get to prove me right or wrong;)

jluv

My son has an American and Irish passport and I always tell him. In times of trouble lose the american one! Everyone loves a paddy...

ejmaztec

4leto wrote: »

How do you know the retards are going to crash the plane into a building

Nearly all aircraft hijackings have ended peacefully???

Death is about as peaceful as you can get.

wolf moon

Resist. I always fight against.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

If you saw on the TV screens that there were hi-jacked planes that were after crashing into various targets and your plane just got hi-jacked then yeah, I think I'd be of the mentality that I was dead anyway but it wasn't gonna happen by these f*cks terms

JerryHandbag

The monkey priest from Father Ted. He'd sort them hijacking fcukers out.

af_thefragile

call for a party?

Sarah?

I'd grab the nearest dog toy telephone and call for help.

aido179

yes its controversial, yes it is totally fictitious but sure why not!

Pherekydes

There's a trapdoor that leads to the undercarriage. From there you can jump and have a nice soft landing in a swamp. You should evacuate as many of the passengers as you can by this method. Before jumping, you should dump as much of the fuel as you can. There'll be a big switch labelled "Fuel Dump".

P.S. The most beautiful stewardess may want to have your babies, but be careful, she may be in league with the terrorists.

SafeSurfer

If it was a Ryanair flight I would comply fully with all the hijackers demands and add a few of my own.

Pherekydes

4leto wrote: »

How do you know the retards are going to crash the plane into a building?

They've been practising?

Saila

the trapdoor

Solnskaya

Pherekydes wrote: »

They've been practising?

can't practise that. You only get one go at it. Unless you miss. Then Osama would laugh at you.

Dangerous Man

I would insist on not calling the hijackers hijackers. I'd call them hijackeens.

General General

How about the question, do you shoot down a plane that's got 100 people on board as it's been hijacked or let it possibly fly into a building, killing 1000 people (+ the 100 on the plane)??

Two question marks there for obvious reasons.

My answer: I wud imput the data intoo a compudter und avait its concloosions.

K-9

Make them watch Airplane with Leslie Nielson?

k.p.h

Would have to hope Aunt Shirley was on the plane and after comping a few drinks..

F.U.B.A.R

General General wrote: »

How about the question, do you shoot down a plane that's got 100 people on board as it's been hijacked or let it possibly fly into a building, killing 1000 people (+ the 100 on the plane)??

Two question marks there for obvious reasons.

My answer: I wud imput the data intoo a compudter und avait its concloosions.

Or you shoot it down and the burning wreck fly's into an orphanage :eek:

That would be possibility #467806682783546793090132659

starbelgrade

K-9 wrote: »

Make them watch Airplane with Leslie Nielson?

"My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar."

"When will you be back? "

"I can't tell you that. It's classified. "


Class film

whatdoicare

I'd probably be "Ah - feck it, gonna die anyways" and do a remake of that scene in 28 days later where Cillian Murphy sticks his thumbs into that guys eye sockets!
If I could do the stuff Tom Cruise does in Day and knight (or whatever the hell it's called) where he takes everyone out without really doing anything - well I'd do that but I'd probably be more likely to achieve the eyes into the sockets scenario. So, I'd go with that one....

Sorry, what was the question..??

K-9

starbelgrade wrote: »

"My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar."

"When will you be back? "

"I can't tell you that. It's classified. "


Class film

"Virgins awaiting you in Heaven"

F.U.B.A.R

whatdoicare wrote: »

I'd probably be "Ah - feck it, gonna die anyways" and do a remake of that scene in 28 days later where Cillian Murphy sticks his thumbs into that guys eye sockets!
If I could do the stuff Tom Cruise does in Day and knight (or whatever the hell it's called) where he takes everyone out without really doing anything - well I'd do that but I'd probably be more likely to achieve the eyes into the sockets scenario. So, I'd go with that one....

Sorry, what was the question..??

So basically...... Violent rampage?........ That might just work:cool:

Mr. Boo

Highjack the highjackers. Head to Cabo.

whatdoicare

F.U.B.A.R wrote: »

So basically...... Violent rampage?........ That might just work:cool:

Well, y'know, when in Rome and all that.....

F.U.B.A.R

Well if the plain is definately going to crash and burn then I would feck em into the arse of the plane so they may have a chance of surviving with horrific injuries and then be taken to Gwantanamo Bay.....where they belong!

starbelgrade

I'd order some drinks & have a cigarette.

Things always seem better after a few drinks & a smoke.

F.U.B.A.R

Or ye'll out "jokes on you sh1theads I have a bomb!"
And then nervously scramble for the block of
C4 you left on the kitchen table........... again :pac:

DEFTLEFTHAND

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'd order some drinks & have a cigarette.

Things always seem better after a few drinks & a smoke.

Hiyjacking or not, there's no better way to fly than to load yourself up with a few overpriced Becks and smokeless ciggies.:)

Sharpshooter

deathrider wrote: »

What would John McClane do?

Flicks lighter.........yippee ki yay.......ect! BOOM!