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What's in your fridge right now??

  • 09-09-2011 11:07pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭


    I know it's Friday so I don't do the weekly shop til tomorrow but even I was shocked at the 'nothingness' lurking in my fridge!
    • Carton of milk
    • Half Packet Ham (Best Before 07/09/11) :o
    • Low Low Spreadable Cheese - barely a scraping left!
    • An EMPTY Bottle of wine :confused:
    • ONE Tomato
    • Half bottle of Coke (flat!)



    And that's it really!
    :o


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    A hooker and 185 one litre jars of urine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Your ma.

    I'm going to defrost her later though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    My housemates food & my beer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭twirlagig


    My housemates food & my beer.

    Best of both worlds!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Half a pound of upsexy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Fridge cat.


    ah no .... he loves it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Milk, Flora Pro Activ . Lucozade Sport Orange Light * 10 Small Bottles Evian Water *5

    M&S Couscous *4 M&S Fruit Salad *2 Tesco Eggs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Belonging to me

    Half tub of butter, bacon, sausage, cheese, actomel, chocolate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    twirlagig wrote: »
    An EMPTY Bottle of wine :confused:

    tut tut

    me... (dont judge - im going from memory )


    1. guinness/ wine/ beer/ vodka
    2. mayo/butter
    3. oj/ milk / eggs
    4. coke/lemonade/ 7 up
    5. celery- lettuce- tomatos - courgettes

    my freezer has lots of food though :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Some very old beers, fruit, chicken breasts, garlic, coffee, blue cheese, yoghurt and as I was just down home last weekend there are also eggs, butter and assorted vegetables from home.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    My mother in law


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Milk, cranberry juice, orange juice, bananas gone, smoked salmon, Philadelphia, garlic, butter, onion, eggs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    later10 wrote: »
    Some very old beers, fruit, chicken breasts, garlic, coffee, blue cheese, yoghurt and as I was just down home last weekend there are also eggs, butter and assorted vegetables from home.
    ill swap ya 2 cans of beer for a chicken breast:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    If you think I'm getting off my comfy sofa with my glass of wine to fetch the whole list, you've another thing coming!


    Off the top of my head... Potatoes, celery, parsnips, carrots, onions, peppers, tomatoes, orange juice, golden olive, dijon mustard, and about 4 bottles of white / rose wine.


    Spot the veggie..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭twirlagig


    Galway K9 wrote: »
    .....smoked salmon.......

    Mmmmm!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    My next door neighbours dog and my next door neighbour since he came looking for it.

    He came looking for it and oh boy did he get
    In the fridge.

    Up the bum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Abi wrote: »
    If you think I'm getting off my comfy sofa with my glass of wine to fetch the whole list, you've another thing coming!


    Off the top of my head... Potatoes, celery, parsnips, carrots, onions, peppers, tomatoes, orange juice, golden olive, dijon mustard, and about 4 bottles of white / rose wine.


    Spot the veggie..

    Just take a picture and post it up ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    Abi wrote: »
    If you think I'm getting off my comfy sofa with my glass of wine to fetch the whole list, you've another thing coming!


    Off the top of my head... Potatoes, celery, parsnips, carrots, onions, peppers, tomatoes, orange juice, golden olive, dijon mustard, and about 4 bottles of white / rose wine.


    Spot the veggie..

    i actually read ur post thinking "healthy arse" then i saw the 4 bottles of wine and i went "phew"

    ok thanks to the op, im starving reading this thread- so im gonna go downstairs and eat(not that theirs much variety ) like im not fat enough!:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭Ridley


    Indiana Jones


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭twirlagig


    Abi wrote: »
    If you think I'm getting off my comfy sofa with my glass of wine

    .... And me with my empty bottle! Oh, rub it in, why don't ya! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭saywhatyousee


    Milk,cheese,egg's,rashers,boxty,mixed florette salad,all sorts of sauces and relish's,steak(for tomorrow)2 cream doughnuts and a bottle of coke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭annascott


    1 bottle of Champagne
    3 limes
    chillies
    red pepper
    selection of cheeses
    orange juice
    grapefruit juice
    butter
    mango salsa
    cherry pie
    double cream
    tonic water


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,073 ✭✭✭✭cena


    Its full of cash. Don't keep food in it. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭twirlagig


    4 bottles of wind
    :eek:
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Obelisk


    Magic mushrooms. & wine :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    twirlagig wrote: »
    :eek:
    :D

    ah darn i thought id changed it before anyone noticed :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Right now??

    my head, and not much else


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭twirlagig


    ah darn i thought id changed it before anyone noticed :(

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    Loads of stuff but the best thing is some pastry I made earlier that I'm going to use tomorrow morning to make chocolate croissants for brekkie. NOM NOM.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    annascott wrote: »
    1 bottle of Champagne
    3 limes
    chillies
    red pepper
    selection of cheeses
    orange juice
    grapefruit juice
    butter
    mango salsa
    cherry pie
    double cream
    tonic water

    ...

    Right you may be new here to After Hours.

    But we don't want your ACTUAL fridge contents or your shopping list for tomorrow.

    Try something like "Zombies from Clonmel" or "Shergar".

    That would be more After Hours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    6 tiny UHT cartons of milk and a terrys chocolate orange...
    Im in a hotel though, kicks the shit out of stale bread and brown lettuce at home though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    annascott wrote: »
    1 bottle of Champagne
    3 limes
    chillies
    red pepper
    selection of cheeses
    orange juice
    grapefruit juice
    butter
    mango salsa
    cherry pie
    double cream
    tonic water

    Well thats all a bit jolly posh^

    Be honest its a six pack of Tuborg & a bottle of TK red lemonade?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭stevek93


    rashers, black pudding, eggs, sausages having a fry in the morning :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Not walking out to look but;

    eggs
    brie
    gherkins
    mayo
    butter (real!)
    heineken
    budvar
    cherry tomatoes
    mustard
    pesto
    a decaptitated head
    gone off guacamole
    cheddar
    black puddin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭twirlagig


    Loads of stuff but the best thing is some pastry I made earlier that I'm going to use tomorrow morning to make chocolate croissants for brekkie. NOM NOM.

    Warped with the hunger now! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    How the fuck would I know? My GF handles all that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    stevek93 wrote: »
    rashers, black pudding, eggs, sausages having a fry in the morning :D

    Now theres a list^..... WINNER.

    Fcukin yummers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭doomed


    We weren't sure so we phoned David Attenborough.

    He said he thought he knew the species but had never seen one that big. We've kept the door shut since.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    COLDslaw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,270 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    squod wrote: »
    Half a pound of upsexy.

    What's upse.....wait a second....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Saila wrote: »
    6 tiny UHT cartons of milk and a terrys chocolate orange...
    Im in a hotel though, kicks the shit out of stale bread and brown lettuce at home though

    One of these will make your ass fat and cost 18 euro.

    The other contains lettuce.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    TheUsual wrote: »
    One of these will make your ass fat and cost 18 euro.

    The other contains lettuce.

    lettuce agree to disagree then


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Saila wrote: »
    lettuce agree to disagree then

    Lettuce is for rabbits.
    Me I would be all over that Terry's Chocolate Orange.

    Even sober, I cannot resist them.
    Put it on the company bill, under snacks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    Milk
    Tupperware full of spicy mince
    Tupperware full of chicken legs
    Ham
    Butter

    College student yo. At least I'm not suck on Pot Noodle everyday!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭Sanity_Saviour


    you in a minute


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    About 40 bottles of beer, 20 cans of soft drinks, 5 litres of fruit juice, butter... and quite likely no food... dear, oh dear...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    well thanks all- like i said earlier i wasnt hungry till i read this thread :o so ive had 2 egg butties(wit mayo) nom nom nom

    thats for the extra pound that put on me- appriciate it :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Colonel Gadaffi and Lord Lucan - they seem to be getting along surprisingly well...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭Jess16


    DazMarz wrote: »
    About 40 bottles of beer, 20 cans of soft drinks, 5 litres of fruit juice, butter... and quite likely no food... dear, oh dear...

    Lol, what are you an episode of Cribs? :)
    My fridge has everything except the one thing I need right now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 380 ✭✭Poutbutton


    Loads of stuff that doesn't belong to me plus a pair of nets containing mini babybel lights, skimmed bainne (a whole litre!) Posh Peaches with white flesh from M&S (so Juicy I'm gonna die) Chicken pieces for tomorrow's cookathon, stirfry veg & loadsa booze - smirnof ice - bacardi breezer - Magners Litre bottles - cupla canai of Carlsberg (for the boys) Ceans of Guinnesh, think there's even a budweiser or 2 in there (tis a muther of a fridge) & mega rashers for the morning bagelfest if anyone suggests them....ooooh there's also a tuberware box full of cheeses some local some exotic. Howcomes so many people store their eggs in the fridge? eggs should not be in the fridge. Just saying


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