You cant argue with science!

BBDBB

Women who make regular contact with semen live longer and age less than women who do not, scientists have discovered.





The finding that women who swallow semen and do not use condoms during vaginal sex, live longer and have reduced signs of ageing, has led one researcher to conclude that semen is a miracle potion that should be treasured by every woman.

Male sperm contains vital chemicals that slow down the ageing process and increases life expectancy by up to 35%.

Study author Clifford J. Ponsonby, Ph.D, a psychologist at the State University of Washington in Saint Louis, also found that women who routinely had intercourse without condoms or had facials had better skin quality and wrinkled less plus also had the ability to ingest fatty foods without putting on weight.
Ponsonby's survey of 753 college women and eastern European prostitute's over a 45 year period, also found that those who ingested semen regularly either orally or through vaginal intercourse had a better over all quality of life and would be wealthier in jobs/life.
"These women have a remarkable ability to achieve serious longevity without showing any signs of ageing, this is the key to life," says Ponsonby.


Semen contains powerful hormones including testosterone, oestrogen, prolactin, luteinizing hormone and prostaglandins.
Once these chemicals are absorbed through the vaginal walls they inhibit weight gain and slow down the ageing process.

Women who ingested semen orally were also found to increase their ability to succeed in jobs and wealth as well as brain power and have beautiful ageless glowing skin.
Ponsonby controlled for variables including method of semen extraction, frequency of sexual intercourse, as well as the women's perception of their relationship.
The longer that women went without ingesting semen the more accelerated the ageing process was found to be. Furthermore, there was an immense risk of obesity and heart disease by abstaining from semen as well as increased depression.

Ponsonby's study, which he deems "the first serious attempt to investigate the effect of semen chemistry on women," has underlined his fascinating findings in the research treatise Why Women Need More Semen .
Ponsonby says he has seriously enjoyed working with all his female subjects in the study and would like to replicate the study but this time with 5000 women.
"If you are a woman and wish to increase your life expectancy and overall health plus reduce any signs of ageing you must utilize the magical properties of semen," the groundbreaking study concludes.

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/most-popular/1092-semen-proven-to-increase-life-expectancy.html

Nodin

...that'll go down well.

Emiko

That's a little hard to swallow.

El Guapo!

I've been telling my gf this for ages. Think I'll print that article and put it on the fridge.

KilOit

So if i swallowed my own sperm instead of leaving it all over the place when ****, will i get the same benefits?

mattjack

Dean09 wrote: »

I've been telling my gf this for ages. Think I'll print that article and put it on the fridge.

we,ve been telling her too

AnamGlas

Emiko wrote: »

That's a little hard to swallow.

Ah cum on now

Boxoffrogs

Aha, that's why we live longer than guys. So if men were to........never mind!!:D

Emiko

AnamGlas wrote: »

Ah cum on now

Sperm me the lecture.

BBDBB

I have 24 cases of it in the cellar

vintages going back to the 80s











TAXI!

Outkast_IRE

so pornstars will live forever

biko

2 years since the last "study"
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2055759013
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055716599

Saila

"bring me a glass of milk honey?"

"ok it'll take a bit longer than the last one though"

BBDBB

my apologies

Saila

BBDBB wrote: »

my apologies

thats what she he said

BBDBB

Saila wrote: »

thats what she he said

personally I think I am being judged too early...........


a premature evaluation if you will

mattjack

sorry DEAN09

4leto

MMMmm me thinks this data was correlated and analysed by nerdy type scientists who were gagging for it.

Shane-KornSpace

In other news: Women who don't have wives live longer than men who do.

El Guapo!

mattjack wrote: »

sorry DEAN09

I had it cumming :pac:

Cicero

*yawn*

BBDBB

lmfao

Cicero

BBDBB wrote: »

lmfao

thanks...:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

BBDBB

you are very welcome

I won the bet I had with myself, so Im happy

Cicero

Don't worry...I covered that bet...you don't actually owe yourself anything...

Pherekydes

BBDBB wrote: »

...the State University of Washington in Saint Louis...

Something smells of fish, and it ain't the semen.

BBDBB

Cicero wrote: »

Don't worry...I covered that bet...you don't actually owe yourself anything...

you more than covered it, beautifully, after several attempts mind

4leto

I did try hypnotise someone into thinking my sperm tasted like chocolate:( I failed.

Cicero

BBDBB wrote: »

you more than covered it, beautifully, after several attempts mind

I charge a lot you know....my cover charges are quite high and are based on a per-attempt basis....I don't lay blame...:p

On a more serious note...there was a lot of reportage of the following over the last year...

Quote from New Scientist...

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11819-oral-sex-can-cause-throat-cancer.html

Oral sex can cause throat cancer

* 22:00 09 May 2007 by Roxanne Khamsi

People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests.

The researchers believe this is because oral sex may transmit human papillomavirus (HPV), the virus implicated in the majority of cervical cancers.

The new findings should encourage people to consistently use condoms during oral sex as this could protect against HPV, the team says. Other experts say that the results provide more reason for men to receive the new HPV vaccine.

Maura Gillison at Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health in Baltimore, Maryland, US, and colleagues collected blood and saliva samples from the throats of 100 patients diagnosed with cancers of the tonsils or back of the throat. The scientists also took samples from 200 healthy people for comparison.

By combining the blood and saliva samples with antibody molecules, Gillison's team could tell whether a person had ever had an HPV infection.

namloc1980

In an unrelated story, the average lifespan of gay men is 119 years!

BBDBB

you should, its good value, you'd get more on a 'peace' work basis though

Temptamperu

Does it work on dudes?

Cicero

Temptamperu wrote: »

Does it work on dudes?

Science? Naw...