a bit too much?

FatherLen

a boy has died after spending the night masterbating
http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-in-one-night-30097/

A 16-year-old boy in Brazil was pronounced dead after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.
His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about her son's addiction and although she planned on him to get special help, her decision came too late.

edit: fine happy yogi?

Orando Broom

Rubiato! HA!!!

thebigbiffo

what a wanker

abouttobebanned

They counted the tissues.

tallaghtmick

Thats what happens when you have so many sexy brazilian women around.

yogi beer

Steal from YLYL.
Fish for thanks.

Bipolar Joe

Maybe they got someone in to figure out the area divided by the amount. Coverage, like, it's gonna add up.

TheZohanS

abouttobebanned wrote: »

They counted the tissues.

More like the socks!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

at least now we know the question

foxyboxer

42? Hitchhiker Guide in joke?

thebigbiffo

as far as i'm concerned having 42 **** in one night is nowhere near as weird as your ma knowing exactly how many timmes you choked it in a day.

the real headline should be 'mother arrested after perving on son masturbating'

mattjack

pfft 42 ? lightweight..

KTRIC

You can die from that ???

Who'd a thunk it


Is 42 the magic number ?? I mean if I did it say 40 times in one night would I safe ??

sunflower27

Her decision came too late.

sunflower27

KTRIC wrote: »

You can die from that ???

Who'd a thunk it


Is 42 the magic number ?? I mean if I did it say 40 times in one night would I safe ??

Magic is probably not the right word. Just make sure you can count.

hondasam

How do they know it was 42 times ? Who was counting ?

CardBordWindow

He must have some top-notch porn!

MagicSean

Anyone know what he was watching? Sounds like a hell of a porno.

later12

I wonder what killed him, some sort of circulation problem maybe.



Too soon for non-joking?

hondasam

CardBordWindow wrote: »

He must have some top-notch porn!

Ya but it killed him in the end.

mattjack

Seanbeag1 wrote: »

Anyone know what he was watching? Sounds like a hell of a porno.

maybe he drowned

hondasam

Seanbeag1 wrote: »

Anyone know what he was watching? Sounds like a hell of a porno.

should come with a health warning.

CardBordWindow

hondasam wrote: »

Ya but it killed him in the end.

Not a bad way to go.


Drown?
Get shot?
Car crash?
Fap to death?

kfallon

Jaysus the last cum shot must have been just a puff of smoke!!!

42 times :eek: He must have had wrists of steel and nothing but a stump for a cock at the end of it! And parents give out about their kids spending too much time on the Playstation!!!

mattjack

wonder was bedroom ceiling stippled ?

Son Of A Vidic

Poor lad obviously needed to get a grip.

Ste_D

later10 wrote: »

I wonder what killed him, some sort of circulation problem maybe.



Too soon for non-joking?

dehydration?

Wattle

42 times in a row? I presume his cock must have just fallen off. And he dies from the subsequent blood loss.

mattjack

didnt we have a thread recently about someone who couldnt get a girlfriend ?

opinion guy

Hoax!!!

Ste_D

opinion guy wrote: »

Hoax!!!

It does seem to be. They are very specific about how many times he eh, gave himself a treat, and yet there is no mention of the actual cause of death.

sunflower27

hondasam wrote: »

How do they know it was 42 times ? Who was counting ?

Maybe he kept a log.

kowloon

.

hondasam

sunflower27 wrote: »

Maybe he kept a log.

maybe his mother was holding the camera.

frag420

I was going to repost this on my Facebook but I don't want people thinking I listen to HipHop!! Oh the shame!

chopperbyrne

The site this is on is a Brazilian equivalent to The Onion.

It's a fake.

opinion guy

Ste_D wrote: »

It does seem to be. They are very specific about how many times he eh, gave himself a treat, and yet there is no mention of the actual cause of death.

Yeah quite apart from that - how does one die from masturbating ???

Semen deficiency ??

thebigbiffo

opinion guy wrote: »

Yeah quite apart from that - how does one die from masturbating ???

Semen protein deficiency ??

FYP - rich in protein (or so legend has it)

--LOS--

hondasam wrote: »

How do they know it was 42 times ? Who was counting ?

He probably didn't die immediately and he told them?

later10 wrote: »

I wonder what killed him, some sort of circulation problem maybe.



Too soon for non-joking?

hmm I wonder this too, heart attack or something?
kinda unbelievable that a guy could do that many

deathrider

KTRIC wrote: »

You can die from that ???

Who'd a thunk it

I'd always believed that it would just make you blind (a risk I was more than willing to take), but death seems a little much.

opinion guy

deathrider wrote: »

I'd always believed that it would just make you blind (a risk I was more than willing to take), but death seems a little much.

I call bullshit on your username

deathrider

opinion guy wrote: »

I call bullshit on your username

Touche... I'll get my coat...