Back From Me Holliers

MonkieSocks · 06-09-2011 11:07am #1

Despite the old saying "Don't take your troubles to bed",

Most men still sleep with their wives every night...
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My Wife used to have a figure like Coke bottle.

She still does……………… only difference is earlier it was 300 ml, and now it's 2 ltr.
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A recent survey reported the "Good Looking People" get more promotions and opportunities than plaine looking people.

Does this mean that the people on the Dole are Ugly Fookers

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A blonde gets a job as a teacher.

Watching a soccer game, She notices a boy in the field standing alone,
while all the other kids are running around having fun.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

‘You ok?’ she says.

‘Yes.’ he says.

‘You can go and play with the other kids you know.’ she says.

‘It’s best I stay here.’ he says.

‘Why?’ says the blonde.

The boy says: ‘Because, I’m the Fookin goalie’

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Any you guys ever see a stripper go this far :eek:

chucknorris · 06-09-2011 12:47pm

Welcome back. This place has been dead lately.

An old man is stopped by police at 1 in the morning and asked where he's going at this time of night.

He says, "To a lecture about alcohol abuse and its affects on relationships & on the human body."

Copper says, "Really, who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

Bloke says, "The ****ing wife."