Them feels.

Bipolar Joe

That feeling when you wake up but don't have to go anywhere, so you have a really satisfying stretch and roll over.

Knuckling your eyes when you start to get tired.

A really awesome poop.

New socks.

MrJoeSoap

When you get in before the lock...

Darkginger

Clean sheets and no alarm

Teutorix

A poop that simultaneously gives your prostate a massage.

orourkeda

Celebratory ****

AnamGlas

Crispy blankets, cold pillow

Super-Rush

Reading a thread that hasn't been done eleventy million times.

Musicman2006

A poo that hits the water like a ton of bricks and splashes so much back onto your hole that it has a showering effect which renders it so clean that you dont need to wipe

Teutorix

super-rush wrote: »

Reading a thread that hasn't been done eleventy million times.

Inb4 lock

qz

Wet alarm clocks.

MungBean

Pullin out a snot thats bigger than you thought and feels like its coming from the back of your head.

Redlion

When ya leave work at the end of the day.

When ya try to throw the teabag in the cup from a few feet away and make the shot.

Barrt2

Morning smoke with a nice cuppa:)

Teutorix

Redlion wrote: »

When ya leave work at the end of the day.

When ya try to throw the teabag in the cup from a few feet away and make the shot.

when you flick the wet teabag off the spoon into the bin on the other side of the room

IM MICHAEL JORDAN!

hatrickpatrick

When "THE" girl randomly bumps into you and automatically lifts your spirits to amphetamine like levels for several hours afterwards just from hearing her voice

joe stodge

runners after a day of wearing shoes/boots.

Samich

3rd time I've seen this thread and I'm only here a few months.

pragmatic1

When you come so hard that your toes curl.
First pint after a har day in the bog.
Meeting a really good mate at a party while twisted of your nut.

Richard Hillman

When you have an itch right up your arse and you fart the itch away :cool:

kjl

when they girl you fancy adds you on facebook.

Teutorix

kjl wrote: »

when they girl you fancy adds you on facebook.

When you wake up and realise it was all a dream

Kojak

When you let out a fart that you have been holding in for ages.

Aldebaran

Redlion wrote: »

When ya try to throw the teabag in the cup from a few feet away and make the shot.

I thought I was the only one, and I don't let myself make the cup of tea until I get the teabag in from halfway across the kitchen.

Saila

new runners and breaking them in

a good big girthy shit

getting a tent pitched right just before the rain!

charlemont

Having a dump with a spliff and newspaper.:)

Chuck Stone

You know that thing when you're playing pool in the pub and you're on your 4th or 5th pint, everything gets all relaxed and you're feeling good and the ol' Ronnie O' Sullivan skills kick in and you're potting them balls like a pro.

I like that feeling me.

Lia_lia

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

When "THE" girl randomly bumps into you and automatically lifts your spirits to amphetamine like levels for several hours afterwards just from hearing her voice

Vom.

Samich

Aldebaran wrote: »

I thought I was the only one, and I don't let myself make the cup of tea until I get the teabag in from halfway across the kitchen.

What is the tea bag tossing you speak of?

murraykil

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

When "THE" girl randomly bumps into you and automatically lifts your spirits to amphetamine like levels for several hours afterwards just from hearing her voice

Aww! Pat's in love!