When a man loves a woman.

Morgan Freeman · 05-09-2011 9:25pm #1

Over the last few days on here, while I've had time, I've noticed a lot of hostility regarding relationships between men and women in this fair Isle.

Why the need people? Why the need?

You see, contrary to popular belief, men and women ain't that different. They both need somebody to hold, to love.

I met my first lady friend in the summer of '47 while working at the Gosfer plantation. Georgia was a beautiful lady, made my heart melt like butter on boiled corn.

Me and Georgia stayed happy for 5 long years together. We eventually decided to split off, namely due to Georgia's infatuation with the young son of Mr. Gosfer.

Basically, what I'm saying here is that no gender is any more heartless than the other, when to people love one another; being heartless don't work out so well.

Jaafa · 05-09-2011 9:27pm

We're sorry we disappointed you Morgan.

starbelgrade · 05-09-2011 9:29pm

I'm half expecting this thread to be sponsored by an insurance company.

py2006 · 05-09-2011 9:29pm

Ehhh?

BBDBB · 05-09-2011 9:30pm

I believe the children are our future

Silverfish · 05-09-2011 9:30pm

If it's any help, I totally read that in your voice.

Red Hand · 05-09-2011 9:32pm

I wish Morgan Freeman would be the announcer for bingo sometime.

"Legs 11. That reminds me of the time when Warden Molloy (who was warden back in 1937) broke the legs of a hapless Pole by the name of Kasperskey. Andy Kaspersky never did walk again...

Two fat ladies, 22. The Foleson twins, shot by a deranged lover by the name of Leeson Corby Smith in Paladeen County before the war. They made him ride the lightening in '47...."

dr.bollocko · 05-09-2011 9:34pm

/raises eyebrow.

It's like shakespeare or something.

W.Shakes-Beer · 05-09-2011 9:39pm

Oh Morgan, you and your drugs.

minidazzler · 05-09-2011 9:40pm

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

I wish Morgan Freeman would be the announcer for bingo sometime.

"Legs 11. That reminds me of the time when Warden Molloy (who was warden back in 1937) broke the legs of a hapless Pole by the name of Kasperskey. Andy Kaspersky never did walk again...

Two fat ladies, 22. The Foleson twins, shot by a deranged lover by the name of Leeson Corby Smith in Paladeen County before the war. They made him ride the lightening in '47...."

Rather than making me "lol" or whatever other ****ty abrieviation I could use, this post makes me feel utterly relaxed, I read it in his voice and I have to say, I want to hear him do bingo.

Red Hand · 05-09-2011 9:45pm

minidazzler wrote: »

Rather than making me "lol" or whatever other ****ty abrieviation I could use, this post makes me feel utterly relaxed, I read it in his voice and I have to say, I want to hear him do bingo.

If I died in the morning, I would want him to narrate the events of my life at my funeral.