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Club Orange: They really do have the best bits (soon to be banned advert)

  • 05-09-2011 6:02pm
    #1
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭


    LOLZORS @ this ad, saw it in the cinema last night before Inbetweeners

    Expecting censorship of some kind in 5, 4, 3... So see it soon before it's pulled

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCKuzuE695c


    My question to AH is, does it actually make you WANT a club orange?

    How do ye think this one slipped through the net? :D:D:D:D:D


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  • #2
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    *me hates viral marketing*


  • #3
    talla10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭talla10


    ssshhhh....the women will all see we like it and ruin it :D

    Its a quality ad even my GF said she'd do half the women in it :p

    On a completly unrelated note anyone know of the women in it??:pac:


  • #4
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Makes me want boobs.


  • #5
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I love Club orange, best fizzy drink ever. I always want some, the ad changed nothing.


  • #6
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Makes me want boobs.

    Nah I've always thought boobs, especially big ones, must be practically very irritating. Wouldn't they get in the way a lot? Like what if you're on a crowded train or something and your bobos are being crushed against you, that's gotta hurt :pac:


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  • #7
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    I like her bits.


  • #8
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    This ad's been out for yonks and it's been discussed before.


  • #9
    KeithAFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Love a bit of club orange.


  • #10
    Wetai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    I don't like Club Orange, because of the orange bits in it.


  • #11
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    I love Club orange, best fizzy drink ever.

    Incorrect Sir

    Finches Orange cannot be beat


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  • #12
    Redhairedguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    boobs sell!


  • #13
    geetar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 469 ✭✭geetar


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Nah I've always thought boobs, especially big ones, must be practically very irritating. Wouldn't they get in the way a lot? Like what if you're on a crowded train or something and your bobos are being crushed against you, that's gotta hurt :pac:


    hmmm. i think he wants boobs in his hands, not on his chest. :pac:


  • #14
    alchemist33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Makes me want a Club Melon.


  • #15
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    This ad's been out for yonks and it's been discussed before.

    Well then why the hell did I never see it before yesterday?!

    THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!


  • #16
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Oranges are good for you.


  • #17
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    You're complaining about boobs? :eek:


  • #18
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    mikemac wrote: »
    Incorrect Sir

    Finches Orange cannot be beat

    I must take you to task, Club orange is by far the better of the two.


  • #19
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    It was way nicer without the bits to be honest.

    Anyway, Rockshandy > Orange :p


  • #20
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    KeithAFC wrote: »
    Love a bit of club orange.
    Southern Club Orange > Northern Orange clubs


  • #21
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    I agree Finches orange is nicer

    You see advertising works.


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  • #22
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    You're complaining about boobs? :eek:

    Oh nto in the least, I thoroughly enjoyed the ad :D
    I was merely curious as to whether this would actually work on any guys to convince them to buy something :D


  • #23
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I don't think the phrase "Sex sells" really works, unless you're talking about "If you buy this I will have sex with you."


  • #24
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    I don't think the phrase "Sex sells" really works, unless you're talking about "If you buy this I will have sex with you."

    Are you talking about buying a girl a drink, that can work, OK lots of drinks.


  • #25
    -Kenny-
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭-Kenny-


    Imagine a cross over marketing campain between club orange and hunky dorys


    *drools*


  • #26
    KeithAFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    Southern Club Orange > Northern Orange clubs
    Lies.


  • #27
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    4leto wrote: »
    Are you talking about buying a girl a drink, that can work, OK lots of drinks.

    I can feel myself get old at this point, I'd never make enough money. Unless she wanted me to buy her Club orange.


  • #28
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    I think Club are incredibly sexist; There's not one man working in that entire squeezing centre.


  • #29
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    KeithAFC wrote: »
    Love a bit of club orange.

    :pac::pac: very apt for yourself Keith


  • #30
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    I swear I have a dreadful craving for an orange,


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  • #31
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    I love Club orange, best fizzy drink ever. I always want some, the ad changed nothing.
    Actually I prefer the diet version as it's less sticky


  • #32
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    My brother met a guy while on hols in Spain
    and his actual job was to shovel those flakey citricy orangey things into the club orange making machine,

    He said they are a plastic compound. I have no idea if that is actually true.


  • #33
    Teutorix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Id squeeze their titties... if you know what i mean.


  • #34
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Actually I prefer the diet version as it's less sticky

    That's what she said


  • #35
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    AnamGlas wrote: »
    It was way nicer without the bits to be honest.

    Anyway, hand-shandy > Orange :p

    fyp


  • #36
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    AnamGlas wrote: »
    It was way nicer without the bits to be honest.

    Anyway, hand-shandy > Orange :p
    fyp
    If that's your drink of choice, dude ... we're not judging. Honestly! :cool:


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  • #37
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Tits can sell anything apparently...


  • #38
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Dammit.

    Now i want to ride an orange.


  • #39
    DjFlin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭DjFlin


    I miss the old Club Orange ads. Like the one where he explains that they literally make it by clubbing oranges. Or this one, about Leaving Bits in.


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