funniest posts

carlybabe1

sooo im in bad need of a cheerin up, but thought i couldnt start another thread to do with sex. Next best thing, funnies,
so AHers, whats the posts that made you spray your dinner over your screen.
This one had me laughin so hard that i couldnt even answer my oh when he was askin what was so funny, i had to show him the post and let him read it himself,

poster, i salute you

Who left a fcuking log like a Hippo's front leg in the shitters in the Weston last Thursday.

Ffcuker must have a hole like the sleeve of an overcoat:eek:

Had to beat the fcuker down with the corner of me laptop.

Bipolar Joe

Everything I post is gold.

Eric Cartman

Im boards funniest troll

GoldFour4

Toilet humour makes me sick, dunno how people can find it funny really

ejmaztec

Some posters are always talking sh1t.

cml387

Badgermonkey wrote: »

According to Jim Corr, the Spire is the tip of a giant underground Marlin which will emerge onto O'Connell street to wreak its pointy chaos upon us, when the time is right.

Well I thought it was funny.

antodeco

I got a credit card bill "reminder" today. Funniest post in ages

howamidifferent

carlybabe1 wrote: »

sooo im in bad need of a cheerin up, but thought i couldnt start another thread to do with sex. Next best thing, funnies,
so AHers, whats the posts that made you spray your dinner over your screen.
This one had me laughin so hard that i couldnt even answer my oh when he was askin what was so funny, i had to show him the post and let him read it himself,

poster, i salute you

Have to agree, that is a priceless post. A++

tallaghtmick

Usually images on you laugh you lose,but when I read facekickers thread on the legendary threads I nearly pissed myself.

Abi

The most recent one was in reply to this OP;

Remember that fatty unstable man who attacked pat kenny on the Frontline program a year or two ago? I saw him in dublin today roaring at a dog

Maybe the dog was an asshole.

It was just such a bizarre thread to begin with, but I was choking laughing and wiping tears at that reply.


Gawd bless AH :pac:

hondasam

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Laptop, belt unbuckled, little outlaw exposed .. with around a hundred plates stacked up beside me on the tea table (don't drink coffee). Whenever someone winds me up, I just slap a plate off my forehead and fap furiously. If I agree with a post, I start slapping my cock off the screen saying: "I wuv you, I wuv you".

This was and still is brilliant.

carlybabe1

Abi wrote: »

The most recent one was in reply to this OP:






It was just such a bizarre thread to begin with, but I was choking laughing and wiping tears at that reply.


Gawd bless AH :pac:

abi you're pure gold , must have a look at that

Captain Darling

R.Rated wrote: »

This may sound stupid but why the hell you talk about yourself in third person?

Pighead wrote: »

Cracking question buddy.
Pighead has one for you too.
Why is you're username an anagram of Retard.

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The_Thing

A few weeks ago there was a thread where you had to Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

Super-Rush

If you want to quote a post then delete the posters username first.

carlybabe1

tallaghtmick wrote: »

Usually images on you laugh you lose,but when I read facekickers thread on the legendary threads I nearly pissed myself.

links pleeeeeeeeeeease

El Weirdo

carlybabe1 wrote: »

links pleeeeeeeeeeease

It's stickied at the top of the main AH page.

Earthhorse

super-rush wrote: »

If you want to quote a post then delete the posters username first.

Why?

Super-Rush

Earthhorse wrote: »

Why?

It leads to people talking about the person who wrote the post. Its happened already in the thread and i deleted it.

dr.bollocko

'Listen, you don't have big breasts! You've fat breasts!'

Classic.

Jimoslimos

The Funny Side of Religion sticky over in A&A is good (albeit long). Some cracking posts there*



*May not be suitable for those easily offended by blasphemy

the one about the crap property on offer in Ireland, can anyone say' the crying chair'

Humour on boards is spectacular ( unless you're the victim..:o;).)

Got me through a **** year, thats for damn sure, when I needed a laugh, I knew the place to go.