Are you a mistake??

drewbedo

have you ever been told by your parents you werent planned... or a mistake, im not bothered knowing the fact. but has anyone ever tried tracing back nine months from when they were born and thought of when they were conceived??
where you a birthday present shag,christmas shag or do you know if you were a one night stand....

g'em

I can think of nothing I want to do less on a Monday morning than think about my parents having sex.

TanG411

I was born exactly nine months after St. Valentines day.

*Shudder*

fedor.2.

I was a miracle actually

g'em

g'em wrote: »

I can think of nothing I want to do less on a Monday morning than think about my parents having sex.

but you probably are now aren't you? eeeewwwwww!

I wasn't a mistake, my big sister was, but I wasn't

fedor.2.

g'em wrote: »

I can think of nothing I want to do less on a Monday morning than think about my parents having sex.

Ill do it so, im going to need pictures of them though

Musicman2006

Originally I was supposed to be a ****

cruiser178

Immaculate conception, apparently my mother never saw it cumin.

stupidusername

drewbedo wrote: »

have you ever been told by your parents you werent planned... or a mistake, im not bothered knowing the fact. but has anyone ever tried tracing back nine months from when they were born and thought of when they were conceived??
where you a birthday present shag,christmas shag or do you know if you were a one night stand....

surely many if not most of the 25+ generation were mistakes? I think I was my fathers birthday present.

drewbedo

g'em wrote: »

I can think of nothing I want to do less on a Monday morning than think about my parents having sex.

you one of those kevin and perry types.... my parents have only had sex once and they made a superstar DJ.....

EverEvolving

I was 2 months premature ... according to their marriage dates anyway

Joey the lips

drewbedo wrote: »

have you ever been told by your parents you werent planned... or a mistake, im not bothered knowing the fact. but has anyone ever tried tracing back nine months from when they were born and thought of when they were conceived??
where you a birthday present shag,christmas shag or do you know if you were a one night stand....

an awful lot of kids were not planned. Thats just life. It does not mean your not loved. I imagine a lot of conceptions are at special times in a couples life.

Eg Valentines / Easter / Christmas / Halloween(devil costumes )

I dont think of it much because like most people although i know they do it i hate to think of my mother and fater doing the deed.

Now if i think when my own kids were born..... Well tbh i cannot think of what i was doing 9 months previous...But know it was good. :rolleyes:

mikemac

EverEvolving wrote: »

I was 2 months premature ... according to their marriage dates anyway

Shotgun wedding?

FloatingVoter

Nine months before my birthday was about Paddys Day. So fittingly enough I'm the result of a drunken shag. I guess I'm probably the worst hangover they ever had.

Pherekydes

Planned? How?

A random sperm out of 300 million combined with a random egg out of 70 thousand or so.

So how do you plan the result?

"Gee, honey, I wasn't expecting a girl. With red hair. And so large. And er plump."

"Looks like your mother, honey!"

Dravokivich

My parents were married in March and I was born on August. Either I was in a rush to get out or they were in a rush to get hitched.

MitchKoobski

Born 21st January 1990.

So we'll backdate that to roughly April/May?

Nah, there were no birthdays or events on at the time. My dad also had a tache and huge curly afro at the time so theres no way I was concieved in an act of passion. Had to have been planned.

Zohan's calculator link below says:

You wanted to know when MitchKoobski was conceived. Born on Sunday, January 21, 1990, MitchKoobski was conceived on or about Sunday, April 30, 1989.

Sunday Shag

4zn76tysfajdxp

My parents were married over twenty years before I was born. So I'm probably not an "accident." It wouldn't be too bad if I was. That would mean that they were in a passionate, possibly impulsive, relationship once. Which is kind of a nice thought. Especially when I think of g'em's parents having sex. Ohhh boy, that must've been hot.





Got that, g'em? Is that mental image (of your parents having sex) burned onto your mind's eye yet? Think about that.

stovelid

No.

My sister was though. We used to tease her and call her ooops.

scholar007

FloatingVoter wrote: »

Nine months before my birthday was about Paddys Day. So fittingly enough I'm the result of a drunken shag. I guess I'm probably the worst hangover they ever had.

Ah a fellow Paddys day shag baby, my cumpatriot

TheMilkyPirate

My mother was 42 when i was conceived back in 89 so yeah, I was a mistake.

An amazingly handsome mistake at that.

-Trek-

yes, I believe I was one of those "f*** birth control moments", doesn't bother me in the slightest, in fact I prefer that over than being "planned".

TheZohanS

Here's a calculator... http://www.mymonthlycycles.com/whencalcct.jsp?calctype=retropc

g'em

Kenzie Rhythmic Sack wrote: »

Got that, g'em? Is that mental image (of your parents having sex) burned onto your mind's eye yet? Think about that.

I heard that when you were born your parents smiled wistfully and said "he's nice... but he's no dr. b".

orourkeda

Musicman2006 wrote: »

Originally I was supposed to be a ****

Who's the wanker?

orourkeda

-Trek- wrote: »

yes, I believe I was one of those "f*** birth control moments", doesn't bother me in the slightest, in fact I prefer that over than being "planned".

Your mother shagged birth control?

cruiser178

TheZohan wrote: »

Here's a calculator... http://www.mymonthlycycles.com/whencalcct.jsp?calctype=retropc

Jeez how did you find that site? did someone try pinning an mistake on ya or something.

WindSock

Well there was a miscarriage before me so either it was a sign to stop or waiting to get it right. Being the youngest, I guess they were just waiting for the right one to come along. :cool:

EverEvolving

mikemac wrote: »

Shotgun wedding?

Absolutely, and thanks to TheZohans conception calculator I see I was conceived the day after my dad's birthday.

Conceived in August, they married in November and I was born in May. And they tell ME to think about what I do before I do it

TheZohanS

cruiser178 wrote: »

Jeez how did you find that site? did someone try pinning an mistake on ya or something.

I needed an alibi...

RHunce

I was born on the 1st of September..

Exactly 9 months previous to that... Oh sweet jesus.

holystungun9

Doing the math now, it seems I was a halloween conception. I really don't want to think of the exact circumstances.

Grimebox

Considering my parents had to move house shortly after I was born because the family was too big, that my parents had an abortion before and after me (should have never told me that one!).

I am both a mistake and the chosen one

drewbedo

Grimebox wrote: »

Considering my parents had to move house shortly after I was born because the family was too big, that my parents had an abortion before and after me (should have never told me that one!).

I am both a mistake and the chosen one

the lucky snot......

Cú Giobach

A love child of the 60's, definitely a "mistake", lots of whispering and pointing around my mother, got the THC in my system early......... peace man :cool:V ..

later12

2 of my siblings & myself all have our birthdays in the last week of August or the first week of September, 9 months after new years eve.

Two others are in April, 9 months after my Mum's birthday.

Pretty sure my parents only copulated on new years eve or Mum's birthday.

Also, it was the 80s, in rural Ireland. There was no talk of 'cycles' nor long hard decisions about pregnancy. We were all booze fuelled mistakes.

sweetiee

Seems i was conceived on Christmas eve going by that calculator . A drunken mistake Well my mother said she prayed she was having a girl throughout her pregnancy and was over joyed when i was born

later12

holystungun9 wrote: »

Doing the math now, it seems I was a halloween conception. I really don't want to think of the exact circumstances.

She was Cleopatra, he was Marc Anthony... they've both had a few too many Bloody Mary's at some retro costume party... your Dad leads your Mum by the hand into the broom cupboard... now imagine the rest.

Get a good hard mental image there now. Willies and titties flying everywhere until the last, fateful jerk.....

See it yet?

NothingMan

Well I was a birthday present, but because I was born on my dads birthday not conceived. I was also the first boy after 5 girls so I was extra special.

9 months previous was in around their anniversary.... .

MagicMarker

TheZohan wrote: »

Here's a calculator... http://www.mymonthlycycles.com/whencalcct.jsp?calctype=retropc

According to this I was conceived on New Years Eve. Yay!

LoopTheLoop

I was a honeymoon baby, born exactly 9 months and 2 days after they got married.

Typical Catholics of their time: No sex before marriage; no contraception after it.

WindSock

NothingMan wrote: »

Well I was a birthday present, but because I was born on my dads birthday not conceived. I was also the first boy after 5 girls so I was extra special.

9 months previous was in around their anniversary.... .

That's mental, I was born on my birthday! :eek:

Vicxas

9 months and 1 day after christmas day....

FloatingVoter

Vicxas wrote: »

9 months and 1 day after christmas day....

I blame the mince pies.

flutterflye

Nope.
My mother had difficulty conceiving and longed for a child for years.
She used fertility treatments and finally became pregnant with me.

Siuin

My mom told me at an early age- "When I found out I was pregnant with you, I cried" - luckily our relationship has improved since then lol. My brother was 2 months old when my mom got pregnant (good ole Irish Twins....!) But mbleh, I was born mid September 2 weeks overdue so I figure she must have had a lil too much fun celebrating the New Year...

Not that it happened that way... I still hold out hope that she was artificially inseminated while heavily sedated...

Miss Fluff

I was concieved in a hot June in the late 70s in New York City. My older brother was conceived a week after they came back from Honeymoon and my younger brother was conceived in the Clarence Hotel apparently - they called him Clarence for years and he didn't know why

CrazyRabbit

My mum said that neither myself nor my 2 sisters were planned. My brother however was planned, which surprised me because my dad was battling cancer at the time he was concieved (he died 3 months after my brother was born).

brummytom

Using the date I was meant to be born (I was 3 weeks early), I was made on New Years Eve. Wooo...

Davyhal

I was the only one that was planned, and I was concieved on Valentine's night 1987... My older brother is 9 months and a week from wedding night, and my little brother is 9 months and 10 days from the 5th anniversary... They most certainly were not planned!

Catxscotch

Ha, I was a whoopsie, next sibling is 7 years older than me..apparantly I was a "very special gift".. yeah right, I was a drunken night that ended wrong!!