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Weirdest place you ever hada ****...

  • 27-08-2011 8:46pm
    #1
    iprawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭


    As the title says...Wheres the weirdest place you ever hada ****? (to crude a word?)
    question is to male and females and shemales and heshmales.......


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  • #2
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Your closet a few minutes ago.


  • #3
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    iprawn wrote: »
    As the title says...Wheres the weirdest place you ever hada ****? (to crude a word?)
    question is to male and females and shemales and heshmales.......
    You first op.


  • #4
    -Trek-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭-Trek-


    heshmales?


  • #5
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    -Trek- wrote: »
    heshmales?

    wonder how its pronounced..?


  • #6
    iprawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭iprawn


    just didnt want to leave out thar demographic


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  • #7
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    iprawn wrote: »
    As the title says...Wheres the weirdest place you ever hada ****? (to crude a word?)
    question is to male and females and shemales and heshmales.......

    In the lavatory. . .


  • #8
    iprawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭iprawn


    iprawn wrote: »
    just didnt want to leave out thar demographic

    I am also a pirate


  • #9
    iprawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭iprawn


    policarp wrote: »
    In the lavatory. . .

    livin on the edge (of your toilet seat)


  • #10
    The Scientician
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    At yo're ma's grave.


  • #11
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    iprawn wrote: »
    I am also a pirate

    Almost right, apart from a couple of vowels.:P


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  • #12
    iprawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭iprawn


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Almost right, apart from a couple of vowels.:P

    a dyslexik pirate


  • #13
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Amazingly (or not so much, it's AH after all) this has been done to death, several times!


  • #14
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    On an airlingus flight (is what some may be remembering)


  • #15
    bazza1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Typing on boards...fap fap fap! :D


  • #16
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    I'll give a non-tryhard answer so. T'was in secondary school in Leaving Cert. Wouldn't be a frequent school wanker but our English teacher's breasts were looking immaculate and she was walking over to the desk. Obviously I did the respectful thing and released this hound in the toilets.


  • #17
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    In hospital while my wife was in labour, it was more about maintenance than anything, i didn't want a hard-on when the baby came out, it would look weird


  • #18
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    i didn't want a hard-on when the baby came out

    Is this an Elton John lyric?


  • #19
    Bag of Poo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭Bag of Poo


    ON MY NAN.


  • #20
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Bag of Poo wrote: »
    ON MY NAN.


    Bag of poo, you're full of sh1t


  • #21
    badgerbaiter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 183 ✭✭badgerbaiter


    On the back of a bus. Was a hard day at work and had 20 mins to kill. Why not sure?


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  • #22
    d1975
    Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭d1975


    In the office (when I work at weekends) and in every toilet in the building


  • #23
    MetalDog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    I had a **** over the blue alien chick from Avatar.

    I'm not allowed in that cinema any more.


  • #24
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    MetalDog wrote: »
    I had a **** over the blue alien chick from Avatar.

    I'm not allowed in that cinema any more.



    :eek:


  • #25
    willmunny1990
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,432 ✭✭✭willmunny1990


    on boards whislt reading the threads in the ladies lounge


  • #26
    trebor28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭trebor28


    inside your girlfriend!


  • #27
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    trebor28 wrote: »
    inside your girlfriend!

    Shush, son.


  • #28
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    A closet inside the local sperm clinic.


  • #29
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I once had a **** in a toilet during a Ryanair flight to Cyprus.

    I figured that since I was unlikely to ever join the Mile High Club that I may as well squeeze one out while I was up there.

    It felt much the same as it does at ground level, if I'm honest


  • #30
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    In bed, under the duvet with the light off. Am I boring or what?


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  • #31
    LaVail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    I was 22 and driving down from Dublin one hot summers day. Everywhere I went there were sexy girls wearing hardly nothing and it all got a bit too much so I pulled my Transit into a field just outside Limerick and pulled the knob off myself.

    No point running around with a loaded gun like.


  • #32
    frank22333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭frank22333


    In school at the back of class :-)


  • #33
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    I have had exorbitant **** in certain one night stands I have had. It was hardly sex.

    In ann open dormitory in a hostel in France, I couldn't sleep so I had nothing better to be doing, but I somehow wanked without moving a sheet.


  • #34
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    The Scientician wrote: »
    At yo're ma's grave.
    what the fuck is wrong with you?


  • #35
    teol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭teol


    d1975 wrote: »
    In the office

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5yQNwu0kTc


  • #36
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Thomas828 wrote: »
    In bed, under the duvet with the light off.

    Catholic ****!! :D


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  • #37
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Why would you discuss such a thing on the internet?, which could one day come back and bite you on the a**?


  • #38
    badgerbaiter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 183 ✭✭badgerbaiter


    Why would u prowl the internet and read **** story forums. Ur a pervet jus like rest of us :-)


  • #39
    RomanGod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 352 ✭✭RomanGod


    In a swimming pool


  • #40
    Elmidena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭Elmidena


    I reckon the kitchen table in OH's house with at least three other people upstairs :D


  • #41
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    frank22333 wrote: »
    In school at the back of class :-)
    You signed up specially to post that? :D
    Richard Dower wrote: »
    Why would you discuss such a thing on the internet?, which could one day come back and bite you on the a**?
    Why would you (i.e. anyone) care?

    The days of narrow-minded religious extremists promoting the idea that only weirdos and perverts masturbate are long gone, thank heavens!


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  • #42
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Athlone


  • #43
    Dodd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Dodd


    The way the op said in the thread name hada and not had a.....makes me
    think he might have been knobbing one off while starting the thread.:)


  • #44
    Isard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭Isard


    RomanGod wrote: »
    In a swimming pool
    Man it's dangerous!:D Did you read Chuck Palahniuk's "Guts", by the by? I'm afraid of swimming pools since I did:D


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