Hve you a party piece?

ForeverYoung90

Ok I saw a fella the last night put his hands behind his back,lift up his full pint from the bar with his mouth and proceed to down it straight in about 10 seconds to cheers of "classss"and "legend"!!It was pretty cool in fairness.Tried it at home but seems impossible:(,anyway have you a party piece?

WeightierDisc

When I whip out my willy everyone laughs, does that count?

Chuck Stone

Hip hop dancing like some sort of feeble minded idiot.

SoWatchaWant

a 5-second long, sleazy wink.

DrumSteve

I get drunk

Guill

I usually roll the biggest joint, gets many peoples attention.

Rusty_Mectum

i know someone who does fanny farts

ForeverYoung90

Rusty_Mectum wrote: »

i know someone who does fanny farts

No im asking for YOUR party piece and not yore maaa's!!!....boooooooooom!!!

AllYourBass

Arse showing. I've squeezed in a bum flash to most public establishments in Dublin. Great crack altogether.

Herb Powell

worst
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come onnnnn

stovelid

Mortifying my wife by having too much to drink and asking too loudly what cunt put this music on? in front of her friends.

Flicking and catching beer mats from the edge of the table or the bar, especially when I do a stack with both hands at the same time or cross my hands. I have gotten free drink of bar men for doing it in the past.

Downing jagerbombs ridiculously fast is another, have had many a person astonished at how fast I can drink one, especially when I do many times in a short space of time.

My name is URL

I can turn my eyelids inside out. Surprisingly it has never helped me to get laid

RhubarbCrumble

I can name all 50 states and all 50 states capitals. Not something that comes up much at parties though! :rolleyes:

Ghandee

I play Uillean pipes and tin whistle, have been known to give a tune at the odd shin dig!

Temptamperu

I can do a peadosmile, its a real creepy smile that dosent reach the eyes... the women love it :pac:

bluto63

I sh*t on the table. Always gets peoples attention.

Agent Smith

I can do the banana dance....

rainbowdrop

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Hip hop dancing like some sort of feeble minded idiot.

Is this you Chuck Stone? Always thought you were a guy:cool:

CK2010

I can play some parts of seven nation army on the elastic of party hats

Quazzie

I can dance like David Brent.

twistedsoul

i blow myself off thats mine !

jamsieboy86

I can wiggle my ears about.

talla10

I dont get invited to many parties.

I'm that attractive the guys can't compete with me and the women think they have no chance cause im all sexy ...... Or it could be my personal hygene...

Nah has to be my good looks

Caoimhín

Nellie the elephant comes out. If you dont know, it involves turning my pockets inside out un-zipping my fly and.. well.