Ahhhhhhhh yeah. Ceann Comhairle d'you remember the 'auld rubick's cube at all?

hatrickpatrick

Fianna Fail's policies remind me of an 'auld rubick's cube, Ceann Comhairle...
'Cause like an 'auld Rubick's Cube, it's all nice and neat at the beginning, 'dyou see.
All the colours are in the right place.
Until you start fiddlin' with it, Ceann Comhairle.
Twistin' it and Turnin' it, tampering with it and messing around with it...
Until the Rubick's Cube is a mixed up mess.
A shameful shambles.
A chaotic collision of colours, Ceann Comhairle.

And the more Fianna Fail fiddle with the 'auld Rubick's Cube, the less sense it starts to make, d'you see?
And when Fianna Fail are fed up fiddlin' with the 'auld rubick's Cube, Cean Comhairle,
They toss it to one side with all the other, taudry toys.
A pile of played out policies.
The pitiful playthings, of the puny party, Ceann Comhairle.
The forgotten, failed flotsam, of a fickle Fianna Fail.

artanevilla

Are you actually on drugs?

Musicman2006

You're a few years late there OP. Fianna Fail are gone. Go to your local shop, just in front of the door you will find these strange pieces of paper full of news which will help you learn about things like that.

Emiko

Peel the stickers off, and then replace them in their original positions.

All nice and neat again. Sorted.

Dyr

Emiko wrote: »

Peel the stickers off, and then replace them in their original positions.

All nice and neat again. Sorted.

Is that yoouuuu Bertie?

CardBordWindow

Somebody found their old Gift Grub cds!

CiaranMT

Michael Noonan impressions are ooold hat lad.

ejmaztec

Musicman2006 wrote: »

You're a few years late there OP. Fianna Fail are gone. Go to your local shop, just in front of the door you will find these strange pieces of paper full of news which will help you learn about things like that.

Never heard of that, is it like Bacofoil?

hatrickpatrick

CiaranMT wrote: »

Michael Noonan impressions are ooold hat lad.

But they're just soooo funny
Don't even get me started on when he compared Bertie to a malteaser

Opelfruit

CiaranMT wrote: »

Michael Noonan impressions are ooold hat lad.

Funny, I had no idea it was Michael Noonan but read it in his voice anyway!

TheZohanS

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

But they're just soooo funny
Don't even get me started on when he compared Bertie to a malteaser

"Wibbly wobbly wonder" was the best.

hatrickpatrick

"See we're going through one of the greatest recessions we've ever gone through, and what does the government offer us tonight? CHEESE.


...Well I hope it's Swiss Cheese, 'cause most of their other policies are full of holes as well."

Pherekydes

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Rubik
Rubik
Rubik
Rubik
Rubik

FYP, OP. The rest was rubbish.

hatrickpatrick

Pherekydes wrote: »

FYP, OP. The rest was rubbish.

Well at least I didn't spell it "Rubix" like so many Boardsies... Almost as annoying as "bollox"

Oh_Noes

I'm not sure which "impressionist" made the point recently that Noonan was much more entertaining in opposition. I think Rosenstock was saying it on Miriam Whatsherface's show but I could be wrong.

He did seem a lot more squeaky and his weird metaphors were very bizarre and obscure. I kind of miss him. He sold out man!