alreeeeeeeeeeeeet bruvas, wanna be talking the street like me?

donfers

yo nethounds

if you wanna get a cool vibe going so the bitchas be grooving to your thang then be talkin the street like me, I be teaching you how to slide bro, how to be street so attentions now, this class be starting - speak the street and the layseez are yours, groove now and follow me cool, ya zing! geddit

hondasam

Thanks but I'm ok where I am.

Pompey Magnus

You're becoming a rent boy?

retalivity

theres a few independent launderettes in dagenham that need burning...

Hurricane-Dean

Quick someone call an exorcist he's speaking in tongues

Saila

innit

donfers

hondasam wrote: »

Thanks but I'm ok where I am.

check it - go with my flow now maestro

hondasam

donfers wrote: »

check it - go with my flow now maestro

I only go with people who can speak english

J. Marston

Shut up, ya gobshíte. You like my street-speak?

Richard Hillman

Ya gotta ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check yoself before yo wreck yoself

retalivity

a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mank-DAPPA NO NONONONONO WEALLY BIGSTYLE ANDWEEEUPNAHGOOPSAWAY AREESH
and breathe

donfers

hondasam wrote: »

I only go with people who can speak english

I got me a new urban eloquence, the queen's a hoe and I don't follow no, this tongue ain't sinning, my lingo's a mission, it's not just english, it's winning, wipeout - beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

later12

Excuse me, do you know where I might find a public library?

Sorry if this is the wrong thread.

hondasam

donfers wrote: »

I got me a new urban eloquence, the queen's a hoe and I don't follow no, this tongue ain't sinning, my lingo's a mission, it's not just english, it's winning, wipeout - beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Sorry double Dutch to me. Try Irish I might understand you.

Saila

anyone else picturing that fookin dickhead who thinks he's down with the kids off the english pimp my ride?

Tim westwood thats the one..

WANKER!

RichieC

I be all up in the homey dialect.

LighterGuy

I absolutely hate how some young people talk. ha, sound like an old man dont I? only 26 :pac:
But alot of it is stupid. I dont think it can be classed as text talk anymore as people even talk this way on facebook, emails etc. Its fu*king retarded.

--Kaiser--

donfers wrote: »

yo nethounds

if you wanna get a cool vibe going so the bitchas be grooving to your thang then be talkin the street like me, I be teaching you how to slide bro, how to be street so attentions now, this class be starting - speak the street and the layseez are yours, groove now and follow me cool, ya zing! geddit

If you actually want to sound 'street', watch these two movies

Kidulthood

Adulthood

Den you be talking like a blud, you get me?

Mr_Roger_Bongos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1rjCZxtxo

Er. Uhm. No thanks, I am fine for tea.

Hank_Jones

I know there is an age limit on alcohol, but there really should be an IQ test prior to purchase.

Some people just don't have enough brain cells to allow any to die.