adam and eve

chalkie 501

Ok,as we all know Adam and Eve are the first people on earth:rolleyes:
They had a few kids,Cain,Abel and Seth(were adam and eve married?tut tut)
These kids were all male,so whats bothering me is,how did mankind continue?? surely Eve didnt do something with her children:eek: that would surely be a far worse crime than eating a tempting,juicy red apple or was incest not invented back then.......please explain that one father

El Weirdo

chalkie 501 wrote: »

Ok,as we all know Adam and Eve are the first people on earth:rolleyes:

I think you'll find that Adam had at least one other bird before Eve.

Celly Smunt

pics or it didn't happen.

MitchKoobski

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq281/xboxproscar/36efc1d2.gif

py2006

Eh, there was never an Adam and Eve!

It a story from the Bible!!

Emiko

They had 'other sons and daughters', according to Genesis 5:4.

And Adam lived to ripe old age of 930, so he could have sired quite a few.

chalkie 501

El Weirdo wrote: »

I think you'll find that Adam had at least one other bird before Eve.

the plot thickens!

biko

Lilith and both Eves were all milfs.

MugMugs

Eve was a slut. They all had a go of mama

Liam Byrne

Emiko wrote: »

They had 'other sons and daughters', according to Genesis 5:4.

Which means that for the bible to be true, we're all the result of incest.

El Weirdo

chalkie 501 wrote: »

the plot thickens!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith

mackg

MugMugs wrote: »

Eve was a slut. They all had a go of mama

You would make a fortune making a porno version of this.

chalkie 501

py2006 wrote: »

Eh, there was never an Adam and Eve!

It a story from the Bible!!

:eek:

El Weirdo

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Which means that for the bible to be true, we're all the result of incest.

The same could be said for evolution.

stovelid

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CardBordWindow

AND the dish ran away with the spoon!

It's amazing what happens in fairytales.:D

prinz

Common mistake actually. Genesis actually refers to people living outside of Eden/the Adam and Eve family. Adam and Eve is generally accepted to be figuratively referring to the origins of God's chosen people, rather than the first two literal humans.

But the Lord said to him, “Not soe; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over.” Then the Lord put a mark on Cain so that no one who found him would kill him. 16So Cain went out from the Lord’s presence and lived in the land of Nod,f east of Eden.
17Cain lay with his wife, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Enoch. Cain was then building a city, and he named it after his son Enoch. 18To Enoch was born Irad, and Irad was the father of Mehujael, and Mehujael was the father of Methushael, and Methushael was the father of Lamech.

Cain was marked so nobody would kill him. However he was kicked out of Eden into Nod. If there was nobody else who would kill him? Also Cain got himself a wife in Nod, so there were obviously people there already.

That would be my reading anyway. People take different views.

MugMugs

El Weirdo wrote: »

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Which means that for the bible to be true, we're all the result of incest.

The same could be said for evolution.

And Leitrim

Logical Fallacy

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Which means that for the bible to be true, we're all the result of incest.

This is incorrect. God originally had a 3 show deal with Fox, but after pilot testing for all 3 shows the only one that was picked up was "The Bible : **** Gets Weird."

The title was shortened for the book release.

But anyways, the cast from the other shows were all off humping and making babies and stuff.

Zebra3

El Weirdo wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith

The real bible. :pac:

El Weirdo

Zebra3 wrote: »

The real bible. :pac:

Well, I know which one I'm more likely to believe.

At least you can check over the edit history on wiki!