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cows ear

  • 19-08-2011 4:55pm
    #1
    minterno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭


    hi guys,while out on a walk yesterday evening i came upon what i think is a cows ear with tag still in it,are ears used for something and maybe it fell of a trailor? regards


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  • #2
    pakalasa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭pakalasa


    Well if you have the tag you can find out who owned the cow!


  • #3
    greysides
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,041 Mod ✭✭✭✭greysides


    Cereal killer?

    Time for C.S.I.-IE ?

    (cow scheme investigation)

    The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress. Joseph Joubert

    The ultimate purpose of debate is not to produce consensus. It's to promote critical thinking.

    Adam Grant



  • #4
    Tora Bora
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Tora Bora


    minterno wrote: »
    hi guys,while out on a walk yesterday evening i came upon what i think is a cows ear with tag still in it,are ears used for something and maybe it fell of a trailor? regards

    Excellent aphrodisiac.;) Simmer over a low heat for two hours. Add salt, pepper, few magic mushrooms, flower from Japanese knotwood plant, and bring to the boil.
    Get it down your throat, and not alone will you have a cows ear, but also a horn like Mas du Clo.:cool:


  • #5
    leg wax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,296 ✭✭✭leg wax


    all the ears are exported to china and india ,waterford hide and skin is next door to me.


  • #6
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Tora Bora wrote: »
    Excellent aphrodisiac.;) Simmer over a low heat for two hours. Add salt, pepper, few magic mushrooms, flower from Japanese knotwood plant, and bring to the boil.
    Get it down your throat, and not alone will you have a cows ear, but also a horn like Mas du Clo.:cool:

    Do you remove the tag or is two hours simmering enough to dissolve it?:)


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  • #7
    pakalasa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭pakalasa


    Tora Bora wrote: »
    Get it down your throat, and not alone will you have a cows ear, but also a horn like Mas du Clo.:cool:
    Leave yer Mas outta dis!


  • #8
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Tora Bora wrote: »
    Excellent aphrodisiac.;) Simmer over a low heat for two hours. Add salt, pepper, few magic mushrooms, flower from Japanese knotwood plant, and bring to the boil.
    Get it down your throat, and not alone will you have a cows ear, but also a horn like Mas du Clo.:cool:


    I just inhaled my cornflakes from laughing!:D


  • #9
    blue5000
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Tora Bora wrote: »
    Excellent aphrodisiac.;) Simmer over a low heat for two hours. Add salt, pepper, few magic mushrooms, flower from Japanese knotwood plant, and bring to the boil.
    Get it down your throat, and not alone will you have a cows ear, but also a horn like Mas du Clo.:cool:

    Actally I find the stems from Japanese knotweed are much better than the flowers;). I'd recommend carefully removing the tag with a piece of fence wire, (sorry can't go into more detail as I fear OP may be a dept troll) then singe the hair off the ear using a little fire fueled by meths in an up turned dolmio sauce jar lid. Then simmer as outlined above. Before you know it you'll be a famous tv chef.

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • #10
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    pakalasa wrote: »
    Well if you have the tag you can find out who owned the cow!
    the only sensible reply


  • #11
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    whelan1 wrote: »
    the only sensible reply

    Poor oul Legwax.........Foiled again


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  • #12
    leg wax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,296 ✭✭✭leg wax


    Bizzum wrote: »
    Poor oul Legwax.........Foiled again
    less of the oul:D


  • #13
    Muckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    OK I'm off out to buy a bag of pigs ears and a set of jumbo tags followed by a random drive through the countryside :D


  • #14
    blue5000
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Muckit wrote: »
    OK I'm off out to buy a bag of pigs ears and a set of jumbo tags followed by a random drive through the countryside :D

    Start at leg wax's place:p

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • #15
    leg wax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,296 ✭✭✭leg wax


    Muckit wrote: »
    OK I'm off out to buy a bag of pigs ears and a set of jumbo tags followed by a random drive through the countryside :D
    here you are i can sell ears by the kilo for good soup very good soup,and tails for flavour.


  • #16
    blue5000
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    leg wax wrote: »
    here you are i can sell ears by the kilo for good soup very good soup,and tails for flavour.

    Ah ffs I'm gonna throw up the sausages I had for the supper now:(

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • #17
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    blue5000 wrote: »
    Ah ffs I'm gonna throw up the sausages I had for the supper now:(
    my thoughts exactly


  • #18
    Good loser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,246 ✭✭✭Good loser


    leg wax wrote: »
    all the ears are exported to china and india ,waterford hide and skin is next door to me.

    I believe the Indians-after slicing-can make them into French Fried Onions.

    Also that the Chinese, after plugging them at the base, use them as pencil holders.


  • #19
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    blue5000 wrote: »
    Ah ffs I'm gonna throw up the sausages I had for the supper now:(

    http://midnightsnack.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/pig-ear.png?w=500

    Just to help you sleep soundly :D


  • #20
    blue5000
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Thanx Karen, I was already in bed at 11.30. Had a busy wk, clear herd test, 2nd cut silage and lots of dosing done after the test, not to mention a bit of diy on sat
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



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