Do you have a talent?

py2006

They say everybody has a talent!! They do say it don't they!!

I can't think of one thing I am actually good at or certainly anything that stands out as being better than others!!

Do you have any talents?

malarkus

Ive a 6 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.


Hello laydeez...

biko

I can wiggle my ears.

Koltashe

I dance like a stripper...
Like naturally with no effort on my behalf...
Not a good talent to show off in Coppers at 2am....

leonidas83

I took a **** on a busy city centre street in the uk before and got away with it, that count??

chin_grin

Pole dancing to Du Hast.

Oh wait "talents".

Um. I can roll my tongue so it folds in three kinda like a shamrock. That's it.

jester77

procrastination, I'm an absolute expert at it

Thatnastyboy

Ive got an amazing talent of being absolutely talentless.

Useless and worthless one might say, i.e, perfect to be used in the army under "Operation human shield"

cosmicfart

I can paint with my dick (when its warm and im horny)

chin_grin

Go to 5:34 in (only vid I can find of the full episode or this clip so the uploader made a bit of a haims of it!).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRpUoeCtWkU

Wattle

leonidas83 wrote: »

I took a **** on a busy city centre street in the uk before and got away with it, that count??

I hope you pooper scoopered and brought it home in a nice plastic bag you dirty dog you.

g'em

biko wrote: »

I can wiggle my ears.

I can do that too!! I thought I was just a freak :pac:

Oh wait, that means I'm not so special anymore. Aw

leonidas83

Wattle wrote: »

I hope you pooper scoopered and brought it home in a nice plastic bag you dirty dog you.

Was a heavy night of boozing and had the scuts so no it wouldnt have been possible, walked by in the morning though and there was some poor lad hosing it down

SoupyNorman

Weeing into the sink from the shower.

chin_grin

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Weeing into the sink from the shower.

Yeah you think about doing that the next time you're brushing your teeth. :pac:

Tandey

I have the talent of a porn star, not much else.

Archeron

I can play "no limits" by 2 unlimited on my throat with a spoon. Hurts like hell, but can come in handy.

Snowie

I can cook.
making funny spelling blunders

music, writing, spamming boards...

amacca

my talent is not standing out from the crowd and being pretty much average at everything

I am blandness and ordinariness personified!

I challenge you to find someone more unremarkable...go on!

Larianne

biko wrote: »

I can wiggle my ears.

I can wiggle my eyeballs.

I-Shot-Jr

I play guitar pretty well, I speak a couple of languages other than English. Thats about it I suppose.

amacca

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I can cook.
making funny spelling blunders

No..Yan can cook ffs

Ghost Buster

I play ukulele and guitar very well
I play mandolin, harmonica, piano and bodhran badly
I could kill a man with a traditional longbow at 30 yards and have trophys to prove it.
I can clear a large room with a single fart after 4 pints of Guinness
I have probably blown my secret identity

Rubberlegs

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Weeing into the sink from the shower.

Ha ha, lol:D.

I can touch my nose with my tongue:p.

FatherLen

I have x-ray vision
I have super strength
I can fly
I have laser eyes and freeze breath
and my costume making is second to none.

Vanbis

I was fairly good at tennis when i was younger, i had some coaching and use to beat guys older then me but i found it sooo boring that i stopped. I went back for a short while because of pressure but in the end i decided i wasn't happy so walked away.

Pretty much average at most other sports i play.

stupidusername

chin_grin wrote: »

Yeah you think about doing that the next time you're brushing your teeth. :pac:

not like he's scraping toothpaste off the sink to wash his teeth with

i don't think i have any talents

Larianne

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I can clear a large room with a single fart after 4 pints of Guinness

I think most guys can do this!

Neyite

I can pinch with my toes.

Lady Chuckles

I can get on people's nerves :pac:

pappyodaniel

I can multi-task.

I can drink a beer and smoke a fag without pausing the Xbox.










Ladies

Princess Peach

Drawing.
Accounting.
Doing nice nail art.
French plaits.
Sex.

Prob can use one of these talents to get ahead in life.

g'em

Princess Peach wrote: »

French plaits.

I can't do these at all. Well, I did one on a horse this summer but that doesn't count. Can't do it with humans. It looks like I subsituted their hair with a birds' nest. Will you come over to my house and do my hair for me? I'll pay you in cake

yupyup7up

I can see through wooden doors

WinstonOno

i can spend a whole day at work and do no work

jonnyfingers

I have many talents. I won't boast about them here though.

NothingMan

WinstonOno wrote: »

i can spend a whole day at work and do no work

Only a day? Amateur!

I can play guitar, chess and when I was 5 I was the only one who could program the VCR....

Not much to go on really.

MarkR

I invented wool and can divide by zero.

I can also make a noise like an elephant trumpeting with my lips.

RichieC

I can tie my shoelaces with my eyes closed and yes, the strong form knot.

Ironman76

I am a pretty good impersonator. I can do loads of famous voices and accents very convincingly ever since I was a kid. Its a good party piece when Im out with friends. My girlfriend and son told me I should go on Britains Got Talent or something but Id never have the guts to stand up in front of an audience, out of the question.

Ironman76

I can also fart the opening riff to Master of Puppets.

tfitzgerald

Ironman76 wrote: »

I can also fart the opening riff to Master of Puppets.

I can't beat that you win:)

Snowie

g'em wrote: »

I can't do these at all. Well, I did one on a horse this summer but that doesn't count. Can't do it with humans. It looks like I subsituted their hair with a birds' nest. Will you come over to my house and do my hair for me? I'll pay you in cake

mmmmmm cake.....

g'em

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

mmmmmm cake.....

Yes but only if you play with my hair. Deal's a deal.

Snowie

g'em wrote: »

Yes but only if you play with my hair. Deal's a deal.

I feel like a timid kid knowingly walking into a trap :eek:

Chuck Stone

I'd say driving. I'm good at reverse parking into tight spots.

Kids like me. Probably because my mental age is about 8.

Snowie

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Kids like me. Probably because my mental age is about 8.

me to... I get on better with my firends kids then they do :D7

WinstonOno

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I'd say driving. I'm good at reverse parking into tight spots.

Kids like me. Probably because my mental age is about 8.

if your mental age is 8 you'd laugh at your first sentence

chin_grin

stupidusername wrote: »

not like he's scraping toothpaste off the sink to wash his teeth with

i don't think i have any talents

Well I was more thinking about the droplets all over the place. On the taps. It'd be like a Bear Grylls water fountain.

mattjack

I can do joined up writing and twitch my nostrils....