Jackies Merc!

carchaeologist

Don't call him too many times!
http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/2449359

colm_mcm

No towbar :-(

MAJJ

' very econimical' too

bookerboy

I'm sure he'd take a cash payment(for the car of course)

Atlantic Dawn

Registered outside The Kingdom, thought I'd never see the day

Esel

How would you get rid of the smell of Brylcreem? :eek: Taxed until 3/12/12 though - that would be a bonus....

Thought this would be about Bill Cullen's lady friend ....

Fishtits

This guy and his ilk are what has got us into the hole we're in..

He f8cks off with a bullet proof pension...

Gombeen par excellence IMHO. He's a laughing stock on the US cable channels but the locals haven't copped on? they still elect him.

Parish politics at their extreme.

Burn the damn thing.

Sorry for the rant... not really.

corktina

how do i set my fax on auto dial?

shawnee

Fishtits wrote: »

This guy and his ilk are what has got us into the hole we're in..

He f8cks off with a bullet proof pension...

Gombeen par excellence IMHO. He's a laughing stock on the US cable channels but the locals haven't copped on? they still elect him.

Parish politics at their extreme.

Burn the damn thing.

Sorry for the rant... not really.

I am sure he will be quite upset when he reads that :pac::pac::P

johnos1984

Has anyone actually called about it for a laugh

Murt10

I wonder how many of the 117K kilometers were claimed in mileage allowance.

The Healy Raes are famous for attending conferences anywhere (the further from Kerry the better)


Edit Kildare St Dublin to Killarney = 305 kms each way = 600 kms round trip.

117,000 / 600 = 195

I wonder did he own the car from new and did he claim for attending Dail Eireann more than 195 times since 2006. This does not even allow for any private mileage.

Maybe someone from the C&AG's Office or some other watchdog might have a look at his claims for this period. It would be sweet to see him caught on something as small as this

testicle

Sure, here are his son's numbers too:

<snip - going too far>

Tabnabs

Very geniune car with most modern engine.

Poor spelling, bad English, sounds like a Nigerian scam :eek:

PaddyFagan

Tabnabs wrote: »

Poor spelling, bad English, sounds like a Nigerian scam :eek:

Well the phone number is his alright (a quick google shows the same number recorded for him in other places) so I'd say it's either for real or a piss take - but I don't think it's a scam...

Paddy

cadaliac

Murt10 wrote: »

I wonder how many of the 117K kilometers were claimed in mileage allowance.

The Healy Raes are famous for attending conferences anywhere (the further from Kerry the better)

Probably every one of those miles. Is that the car he used for "work"? If so there should be about 100k more miles on that car. All TD's and the like do huge mileage.

Anyone else notice how dirty the driver door card is, or even the driver seat?

Typical "price not specified" sh1t from him too.
Some eejeit will end up paying an inflated price for it because it was Jackie s car no doubt. :rolleyes:

Marcusm

Is it usual in Kerry to count the boot lid as a 5th door?

Thatnastyboy

How the hell is it taxed till december next year???

flanzer

They'd want to be throwing in a full valet on the head restraint alone, even replace it, before I'd buy it

testicle

testicle wrote: »

Sure, here are his son's numbers too:

<snip - going too far>

Why is it going too far? They're on his own fecking website...

http://www.brightidea.ie/jackiehealyrae/policy.html

Theboinkmaster

testicle wrote: »

Why is it going too far? They're on his own fecking website...

http://www.brightidea.ie/jackiehealyrae/policy.html

Just looked at this link. Under the section Income Tax he wants to reduce income tax and increase social welfare.

What are fuucking retard.

EPM

testicle wrote: »

Why is it going too far? They're on his own fecking website...

http://www.brightidea.ie/jackiehealyrae/policy.html

What benefit is there posting his sons mobile numbers directly on this thread? If they are on his website why post them here then? If people need them they can find them themselves.

The only one I can see is the hope that someone might prank them. And that is going too far in my book as this does not concern them at all (if indeed the ad is even genuine).

Plug

flanzer wrote: »

They'd want to be throwing in a full valet on the head restraint alone, even replace it, before I'd buy it

Just saying is all.

heate

Im always put off by light coloured interiors and now I know why! Maybe he's looking to trade up to one of the the new sport ones with the black interior and headlining!

si_guru

"all the extras".... Golden parachute?

si_guru

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

How the hell is it taxed till december next year???

Photoshop..

Esel

cadaliac wrote: »

Anyone else notice how dirty the driver door card is, or even the driver seat?

Brylcreem. Google it, then think about it:

1. Scratch head. ( Notice that I did not say hair - I believe in letting that sit).

2. Scratch arse.

3. Open door.

4. Sit (sic) in car.

5. Close door.

6. Repeat ad nauseam (or at least 1,200 times, whichever is more believable).

7. Habemas papam (white smoke good).

8. Do not pass go, do not collect your lump sum gratuity, go straight to helm and province (soz, wrong forum/thread

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bijapos

Murt10 wrote: »

I wonder how many of the 117K kilometers were claimed in mileage allowance.

cadaliac wrote: »

Probably every one of those miles. Is that the car he used for "work"? If so there should be about 100k more miles on that car. All TD's and the like do huge mileage.

Healy-Rae was notorious for using the train to get to Dublin, then claiming mileage allowance for the journey. Seems you don't have to move the car to get the allowance......and of course he paid nothing for the train because he is an OAP.

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Thread has descended to (hopefully drunken) nonsense and Healy-bashing. Not really Motors related.

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