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Would it be easier dating an average woman?

  • 17-08-2011 3:43pm
    #1
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    My wife is a total knockout. Now, great and all as that is, it gets ever so tiresome having every sleazeball ogling her up and down whenever we're out. So I'm wondering if it would just be a lot less hassle dating an average looking bird who doesn't get much in the way of attention?


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  • #2
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Gis a look at her


  • #3
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Pics or gtfo


  • #4
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    Captain Darling wrote: »
    Pics or gtfo

    Wouldn't be in the spirit of the thread.


  • #5
    Mocha Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭Mocha Joe


    Blast her with piss. Who oogles a piss-covered woman?


  • #6
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Maybe a knockout to you, but to someone else she could look like a horses arse.
    It's all subjective dude


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  • #7
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Yeah you should date an average looking girl.its great having no one look at you


  • #8
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    bluto63 wrote: »
    Maybe a knockout to you, but to someone else she could look like a horses arse.
    It's all subjective dude

    She's a former model mate so you can take it from me she is an impossibly beautiful woman.


  • #9
    Henry High SWordplay
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Henry High SWordplay


    Blobby George wrote: »
    So I'm wondering if it would just be a lot less hassle dating an average looking bird who doesn't get much in the way of attention?

    If you were dating an actual bird I would say you'd have a lot more attention. And strange looks.


  • #10
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Wouldn't be in the spirit of the thread.
    Kind of would be, though.


  • #11
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Yeah you should date an average looking girl.its great having no one look at you

    Thanks for sharing your story. Sorry to hear about that.


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  • #12
    Mr_Roger_Bongos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,470 ✭✭✭Mr_Roger_Bongos


    Blobby George wrote: »
    She's a former model

    A hand model?


  • #13
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Maybe you should get over it OP and take it as a compliment these people are looking at "your bird"


  • #14
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    How long before the OP really gets on peoples nerves?? Are you sure they dont look at her out of pity......being with you like


  • #15
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Blobby George wrote: »
    bluto63 wrote: »
    Maybe a knockout to you, but to someone else she could look like a horses arse.
    It's all subjective dude

    She's a former model mate so you can take it from me she is an impossibly beautiful woman.

    Don't trolls date their own kind?


  • #16
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Pic or it never happened op. When making drastic claims of having a wife we'd all skewer, you need evidence to back it up. So now, so please, da moneys.


  • #17
    LoopyL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭LoopyL


    if your wife is that much of a knock out why did you cheat on her:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73436985...????

    TBH your lucky to still have a wife!


  • #18
    smokedeels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    Blobby George wrote: »
    She's a former model mate

    What went wrong, has she let herself go?


  • #19
    Sooopie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭Sooopie


    Blobby George wrote: »
    She's a former model mate so you can take it from me she is an impossibly beautiful woman.

    1.jpg


  • #20
    listermint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,216 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    Stop having your moth dressing so slutty with her baps out then the lads will leave here alone...











    ... Incidently Cher did some modeling in her time, Former model if you will :eek: :eek:


  • #21
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    LoopyL wrote: »
    if your wife is that much of a knock out why did you cheat on her:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73436985...????

    TBH your lucky to still have a wife!



    Oh snap


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  • #22
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Don't trolls date their own kind?

    Nah, only supermodels, while driving around in sports cars, throwing money out the back because they can.


  • #23
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    LoopyL wrote: »
    if your wife is that much of a knock out why did you cheat on her:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73436985...????

    TBH your lucky to still have a wife!

    That was my first wife. I don't plan to make that mistake again.


  • #24
    Paully D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    Blobby George wrote: »
    My wife is a total knockout. Now, great and all as that is, it gets ever so tiresome having every sleazeball ogling her up and down whenever we're out. So I'm wondering if it would just be a lot less hassle dating an average looking bird who doesn't get much in the way of attention?

    How long does it take you to blow her up?


  • #25
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Blobby George wrote: »
    That was my first wife. I don't plan to make that mistake again.


    The lies out of ya


  • #26
    smokedeels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    LoopyL wrote: »
    if your wife is that much of a knock out why did you cheat on her:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73436985...????

    TBH your lucky to still have a wife!

    “He’s the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one”


  • #27
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Ask your wife what it's like for her to be with an average-looking guy, that should give you some idea. :D


  • #28
    flahavaj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    Blobby George wrote: »
    She's a former model mate so you can take it from me she is an impossibly beautiful woman.

    If she's a former model then she can't be that good looking, otherwise she'd still be a model.


  • #29
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    It wasn't meant to be like this, huh OP?


  • #30
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Hey guys, look at me i've a hot wife.*
    TBH.

    *May be total lies


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  • #31
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    flahavaj wrote: »
    If she's a former model then she can't be that good looking, otherwise she'd still be a model.

    Age mate. She doesn't do the catwalks anymore.


  • #32
    billo.d86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 158 ✭✭billo.d86


    Sure if you werent with her you'd gaaawking at her!! :eek:


  • #33
    smokedeels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Age mate. She doesn't do the catwalks anymore.

    dodgy hip?


  • #34
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Blobby George wrote: »
    flahavaj wrote: »
    If she's a former model then she can't be that good looking, otherwise she'd still be a model.

    Age mate. She doesn't do the catwalks anymore.

    Lol.

    Anyone else got Right Said Fred stuck in their head now?


  • #35
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Blobby George wrote: »
    My wife is a total knockout.
    Blobby George wrote: »
    She's a former model mate so you can take it from me she is an impossibly beautiful woman.
    Blobby George wrote: »
    She doesn't do the catwalks anymore.

    Subtle brag. :rolleyes:


    Anywho, PICS or GTFO


  • #36
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Ive often found models to be rather bland looking, they dont even have good bodies, they are like walking clothes hangers.


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  • #37
    billo.d86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 158 ✭✭billo.d86


    Blobby George wrote: »
    She's a former model mate so you can take it from me she is an impossibly beautiful woman.

    Impossibly beautiful?? That doesnt make any sense, if she's that beautiful, then its obviously possible!! Otherwise shes not that beautiful so its impossible!!


  • #38
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Anyone else got Right Said Fred stuck in their head now?

    Or in their arse?


  • #39
    py2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭py2006


    I smell bullsh1t!!


    OP, I sure hope your wife isn't reading this!! Why are you asking about dating an 'average woman' when you have a wife??


  • #40
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Really need some proof buddy, PM details for a threesome to me, ill report back to the rest. Can and will travel.............eh you will have to watch too, no homo;)


  • #41
    billo.d86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 158 ✭✭billo.d86


    I bet you still live in your MA'S house!! Dreamer!!


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  • #42
    flahavaj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Age mate. She doesn't do the catwalks anymore.

    Exactly she's over the hill and her looks have slipped to go with it. She's probably extremely average looking now and probably too skinny as well.


  • #43
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Blobby George wrote: »
    My wife is a total knockout. Now, great and all as that is, it gets ever so tiresome having every sleazeball ogling her up and down whenever we're out. So I'm wondering if it would just be a lot less hassle dating an average looking bird who doesn't get much in the way of attention?

    Just lock her in the basement and don't let her out.


  • #44
    LoopyL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭LoopyL


    i think someone is getting worried :P

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=70751791


  • #45
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    LoopyL wrote: »
    i think someone is getting worried :P

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=70751791

    Sounds very Alan Partridge like. It really should have read like this:
    Blobby George wrote: »
    I was having classic intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack.


  • #46
    Emiko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 449 ✭✭Emiko


    Dr. Hook has all the answers for you, OP...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpYN-NK54Y


  • #47
    Jimmy Bottlehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,122 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    1) OP opens topic in After Hours looking for praise, mentions model wife
    2) ????
    3) PROFIT!!!!


  • #48
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    I, also, have a hot wife.

    She doesn't know it yet but hey.


  • #49
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Thanks for sharing your story. Sorry to hear about that.

    It's ok,i've gotten over it. Really wish I could be a model


  • #50
    rossie1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,376 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    op is probably john henry coming to afterhours looking for advice after seeing 45,000 scousers oggling his wifey last saturday


  • #51
    Caliden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    Funniest thread I've read in a while.

    Most models are weird looking anyway, not overly attractive, no tits/arse.
    Point me towards a good looking catwalk model.
    Swimsuit models, etc. now there's where the hotties are.


    OP you shouldve married a swimsuit model, btw she's cheating on you


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