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Hair.

  • 16-08-2011 12:18am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok it might not look like a serious question but it is.

    Its been bugging me for a while now.

    Why does your pubic hair stop growing at a certain length and the hair on your head just keeps growing?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    super-rush wrote: »
    Ok it might not look like a serious question but it is.

    Its been bugging me for a while now.

    Why does your pubic hair stop growing at a certain length and the hair on your head just keeps growing?

    IBT.... Oh, you're a mod. In that case, eh, carry on...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    super-rush wrote: »
    Ok it might not look like a serious question but it is.

    Its been bugging me for a while now.

    Why does your pubic hair stop growing at a certain length and the hair on your head just keeps growing?

    Is that a double-entendre?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    If this is all thats bugging you, your doing alright


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    super-rush wrote: »
    Ok it might not look like a serious question but it is.

    Its been bugging me for a while now.

    Why does your pubic hair stop growing at a certain length and the hair on your head just keeps growing?
    Well, in my case there's far more regular friction around the pubic region than near my head ... >_>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    super-rush wrote: »
    Ok it might not look like a serious question but it is.

    Its been bugging me for a while now.

    Why does your pubic hair stop growing at a certain length and the hair on your head just keeps growing?


    Because you have TB.

    Real reason is it doesn't. Your pubic hair just falls out quicker than the hair on your head so it always seems shorter.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭looky loo


    why isnt there a WTF button??????????












    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    It has a shorter life span than hair on your head. So it doesn't live long enough to grow too long.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    looky loo wrote: »
    why isnt there a WTF button??????????
    We'll show you where it is if you put your clothes back on! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭looky loo


    We'll show you where it is if you put your clothes back on! :p

    I want to see the button first.....:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Because your willy is small enough as it is without long hair making it look smaller.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    See i thought it was because its always covered up and doesen't get much air or sunlight, but then you see theu jungle tribes and their pubic hair isn't growing any longer than normal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Because you have TB.

    Real reason is it doesn't. Your pubic hair just falls out quicker than the hair on your head so it always seems shorter.

    So is that the same for the hair on your arms and legs then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    looky loo wrote: »
    I want to see the button first.....:)
    Look down ...


    <_<

    >_>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    super-rush wrote: »
    See i thought it was because its always covered up and doesen't get much air or sunlight, but then you see theu jungle tribes and their pubic hair isn't growing any longer than normal.

    What the fcuk type of porn do you be watching??!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Larianne wrote: »
    So is that the same for the hair on your arms and legs then?


    Yup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    What the fcuk type of porn do you be watching??!!

    I'm from Carlow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Yup.

    And why is that? Like, why does the hair on your head stay longer there? Is it for protective reasons or hygienic reasons it falls out quicker in other places?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,088 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    Well ovviously, because the anagen phase is shorter, and the telogen phase is longer :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Apparently :p

    (The things AH makes me google sometimes)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I think pubes just shed instead of hanging on and prolonging their dank and smelly existence, and who can blame them?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    It has a shorter life span than hair on your head. So it doesn't live long enough to grow too long.

    why didnt ****in facial hair get that memo :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Same thing happens with the hair on my palms, it's really weird.







    >_>



    <_<



    >_<


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    super-rush wrote: »
    I'm from Carlow.


    Racist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Some people have hair that looks like pubes on their head. Like that weird beetlejuice looking guy who commentates on gaa or hurling.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    super-rush wrote: »
    I'm from Carlow.

    Good point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Ya learn something new every day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Fago! wrote: »
    Some people have hair that looks like pubes on their head. Like that weird beetlejuice looking guy who commentates on gaa or hurling.

    I actually nearly fell off my chair laughing at that comment. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Good point.

    Shouldn't you be off injecting heroin or something?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Fago! wrote: »
    Some people have hair that looks like pubes on their head. Like that weird beetlejuice looking guy who commentates on gaa or hurling.

    I said this to someone the other night and they called me a racist when i said that a lot of black men have hair like pubes.

    I'm not racist.

    But.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Shouldn't you be off injecting heroin or something?

    No!!




    I've cars to be robbing..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    super-rush wrote: »
    I said this to someone the other night and they called me a racist when i said that a lot of black men have hair like pubes.

    I'm not racist.

    But.

    Not racist if it's true. They have natural afros.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Fago! wrote: »
    Some people have hair that looks like pubes on their head. Like that weird beetlejuice looking guy who commentates on gaa or hurling.

    I seen a woman (I use the word woman loosely here, she could have had a cock) a few months back. She was sporting a pubey looking blonde Phil Lynott do. Fucking vile looking yoke. To use an old one, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every ugly branch on the way down.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Larianne wrote: »
    I actually nearly fell off my chair laughing at that comment. :D

    What is his name?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Fago! wrote: »
    Not racist if it's true. They have natural afros.

    But you see i can't grow an afro in my pants but i could on my head if my hair was like pubic hair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    marco_polo wrote: »
    Well ovviously, because the anagen phase is shorter, and the telogen phase is longer :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Apparently :p

    (The things AH makes me google sometimes)

    Looking at the 'Sexual Selection' bit, I deduce that hairy males have mothers that are hairy beasts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Fago! wrote: »
    What is his name?

    I dunno, but you've described him down to a T!

    Edit: Marty Morrissey.

    (and I'm still laughing)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Fago! wrote: »
    What is his name?
    Marty Morrissey?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Larianne wrote: »
    I dunno, but you've described him down to a T!

    He looks frightening anyway. I was gonna google "gaa man pube head" but god knows what that'll bring up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Former Great


    If this is all thats bugging you, your doing alright

    Why cill dara wats bugging you? Hows things coming along with you and esso Ciara , any sign of a big day out for us:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    super-rush wrote: »

    Right as rain thank you. and thanks larianne too.

    p.s. eww


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,088 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Looking at the 'Sexual Selection' bit, I deduce that hairy males have mothers that are hairy beasts.

    Don't buy that section at the end at all, surely if evolution was capable of making the chin look 'more massive' by adding hair, it could have done the same elsewhere by removing it ...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    super-rush wrote: »
    But you see i can't grow an afro in my pants but i could on my head if my hair was like pubic hair.

    1 shave pubes
    2 glue on head
    3 ??
    4 profit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    super-rush wrote: »
    But you see i can't grow an afro in my pants but i could on my head if my hair was like pubic hair.

    Afros ain't all that yano!:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Fago! wrote: »
    He looks frightening anyway. I was gonna google "gaa man pube head" but god knows what that'll bring up.

    Marty Morrisey shows up :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Larianne wrote: »
    Afros ain't all that yano!:cool:

    Especially not on crackaz. White men should be shot for having afros. makes 'em look scruffy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Samich wrote: »
    Marty Morrisey shows up :pac:

    Christ on a bike you're right he does.

    PAHAHA!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Abi wrote: »
    I seen a woman (I use the word woman loosely here, she could have had a cock) a few months back. She was sporting a pubey looking blonde Phil Lynott do. Fucking vile looking yoke. To use an old one, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every ugly branch on the way down.
    I'm going to keep that in my fav quotations and use when required :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    super-rush wrote: »
    Ok it might not look like a serious question but it is.

    Its been bugging me for a while now.

    Why does your pubic hair stop growing at a certain length and the hair on your head just keeps growing?

    If you only scratched and tugged at your head half as much as your knob and sack then the hair on your head wouldn't grow too long either!


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