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How many 10yr olds would it take to beat you up?

  • 15-08-2011 2:20am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21


    If you where to fight a gang of 10 yr olds,how many do you think you could take on without being battered. Now they don't attack you one by one,they attack as a group and are aggressive


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Any reason why you're asking this OP?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    A good kick to the face would knock one down for a fair while, so I'd conservatively estimate I could take about 80 billion ten year olds in a fair fight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭Icyseanfitz


    A good kick to the face would knock one down for a fair while, so I'd conservatively estimate I could take about 80 billion ten year olds in a fair fight.

    those figures sound about right to me :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    None, I'd reckon. If I hit them, I get sued. They hit me, I recover...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 Hoopshead11


    Any reason why you're asking this OP?
    Don't worry i'm not thinking of beating up a gang of 10 yr olds,it was just a random question down the pub earlier


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    One, I'm a right wimp.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Half as many 5 year olds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭Caitlinn


    If you where to fight a gang of 10 yr olds,how many do you think you could take on without being battered. Now they don't attack you one by one,they attack as a group and are aggressive

    2


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    If you where to fight a gang of 10 yr olds,how many do you think you could take on without being battered. Now they don't attack you one by one,they attack as a group and are aggressive

    Now..Are you 11..cos you know you have to be 13 to be on the internets!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    7 or so


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,762 ✭✭✭jive




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    About five. They're pansies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Turpentine


    If you where to fight a gang of 10 yr olds,how many do you think you could take on without being battered. Now they don't attack you one by one,they attack as a group and are aggressive

    Depends on how drunk they were, be it on booze or power.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    Can I pick one up and swing him round at the others?
    Where did these kids grow up? The mean streets of Limerick?
    If so about 12


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Think 5 is about right, number one is the easiest, he has a burst face and is lying on the ground before anybody knows what's happening. 2 and 3 will get back up but like 4 and 5 they won't last a second round.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Wow old question.



    Once I get them in the ring there be no mercy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    Assuming they were unarmed - 6 or 7.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    after i was to punch one and his head explode, the rest would run in fear.
    so an infinite amount.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 Hoopshead11


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Now..Are you 11..cos you know you have to be 13 to be on the internets!!
    Think you posted this message by mistake,are ya sure it's not meant for another site where your pretending to be 13


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 Hoopshead11


    smk89 wrote: »
    Can I pick one up and swing him round at the others?
    Where did these kids grow up? The mean streets of Limerick?
    If so about 12

    The mean streets of Dublin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    technical question -

    am I allowed to use one of the smaller ones as a club to beat the others with?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 Hoopshead11


    BBDBB wrote: »
    technical question -

    am I allowed to use one of the smaller ones as a club to beat the others with?

    Of course,no rules


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    See what you do is you shout something really abusive at them then BOOM headshot. Level a million prestige motherf*cka! Or fight fire with fire and blare their own sh!tty rap music back at them.


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    26 according to that survey! :)

    DeV.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    i reckon I could take 6 10 years old, first one wud be an easy grab by the head knee to the face job, second one slightly harder as he comes in from the side aiming for the jewels but id shimmy to the left and heed hit my side whereas id then grab him in a suplex round 2 over, next would be the 10 year old thats built like a 16 year old big hurling mother fooker who would be aiming for my glass jaw but id duck and dive landing a few body shots to soften him up a bit and then finish him off with a dragon punch ala SF II, round 4 tag team action after been hit from behind and givin a jiggy back by same said fooker while his team mate proceeds to run in and out hitting me with sly digs id suddenly jump and do a mid air summersalt hurling the guy off my back straight into his mate leading strangely enough to some sort of Explosion, finally round 6 skanger knacker drug dealing boy i wouldnt waste any time here is summon my Sub Zero mortal combat powers freeze the fooker and rip out his spinal column


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Two, tops.

    I've already been by a gang of ten year olds (since I reached in adulthood). Scary little Scottish scobies. They were worse than ferrets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,732 ✭✭✭Magill


    Do we get a cup ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭Hawk Wing 2


    about 20


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