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Serious question about sex scenes in films

  • 13-08-2011 8:58pm
    #1
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Right a serious question... When an actor and actress are having a steamy love scene, what happens when the guy gets a boner? I mean in some films they seem to be going at it quite hard (excuse the pun) and there doesnt seem to be the opportunity to stick a pillow or what not between them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    More a question for the Film Production forum maybe? :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 858 ✭✭✭Sean Bateman


    I think that they wear flesh coloured g strings (both the men and the women) with padding in the groin areas (which you don't tend to see). "Excitement" can't therefore be felt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    I think that they wear flesh coloured g strings (both the men and the women) with padding in the groin areas (which you don't tend to see). "Excitement" can't therefore be felt.

    Yeh but a sex scene with a topless eva mendez would have me "up" easily:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    Haha good man Mick. I wondered this myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,013 ✭✭✭✭jaykhunter


    Yeh but a sex scene with a topless eva mendez would have me "up" easily:pac:

    i imagine the opposite is commoner; sets are not enclosed environments; with a director and 30+ people staring at you while you're in 2/3 of a room in the nip!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    jaykhunter wrote: »
    i imagine the opposite is commoner; sets are not enclosed environments; with a director and 30+ people staring at you while you're in 2/3 of a room in the nip!

    Even better:D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 22,693 CMod ✭✭✭✭Sad Professor


    They might look hot and steamy on screen, but in reality the shooting of sex scenes in films are fairly technical affairs so there isn't much risk of arousal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,516 ✭✭✭Outkast_IRE


    Im sure i heard something before about a tight rubber band being used to help keep it down , not sure if thats true though


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 30,018 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Threads on paedophilia and sex scene technicalities in one weekend?

    Something dodgy in the water?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    Threads on paedophilia and sex scene technicalities in one weekend?

    Something dodgy in the water?

    finally, something I'd pay money to see in a cinema


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    finally, something I'd pay money to see in a cinema

    Pl-pedo-bear.png


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    With harsh lighting overhead and a score of technicians watching you it's probably an awkward and horrible experience, Eva Mendes or not


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Yup, I've done a shoot in bed and while it wasnt a sex scene.... there is no waaaay anyone is getting horny haha.

    You have to remember there will be at LEAST 2 cameras with probably a crane camera on bigger shoots. Then you have the sound guys who basically spend all their time trying to get as close to you as the camera men will allow them. Lights scorching the arse off you, with lighting people hovering around them. To all of that you can add the director, the continuity person, the first and second directors, runners, co-actors etc etc etc. You'll do the same scene, word for word, action for action exactly the same at least 4 times, probably more like 12 once you've got all the fluffs and technical goofs over with.

    Ok, on a steamy scene the director might clear it to only necessary people on set, so thats about 8-12 :) thats for your privacy more than anything!

    I have heard rumours of leading men... um, pleasuring themselves in the morning to be sure they wouldnt embarrass anyone but really, its about the least sexy environment you can imagine as the crew will typically pull the unmerciful, if sets I've been on are anything typical haha...

    DeV.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Apparently you have to storyboard a sex scene EXACTLY how you would a fight scene...

    storyboard%252Bmidterm.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    I always wondered would you get an actor or actress would mess up purposly on a sex scene or kissing scene so they get to do it again ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    They should just have sex. It'd be much easier.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    They should just have sex. It'd be much easier.

    Proper sex doesn't look good on film ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭KilOit


    Cranking one out just before the scene would pretty much guarantee a limp dick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭don ramo


    They should just have sex. It'd be much easier.
    thats what brad and angelina done, and it showed:D

    if its good enough for them its good enough for anyone,


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    Appreciate the (mostly) serious answers :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,013 ✭✭✭✭jaykhunter


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Proper sex doesn't look good on film ;)

    I'll refer you to the incredible sex scene in MacGruber (NSFW)

    -- the scene is 3 minutes long, stick with it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    I think MacGruber was the most realistic sex scene I've seen (outside of Betty Blue I suppose)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,579 ✭✭✭BopNiblets


    I always wondered what method actors are supposed to do for sex scenes, if they are the character then wouldn't they have to do it?! :p
    "I have the horn... I'll use it!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭don ramo


    i think there normally realistic enough, i hate when things like this happen to me, good to know its not just me :o




    :D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    OP, email Michael Douglas he'd have lots of info


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