Greatest Orgasm You've Never Had

UsernameInUse · 11-08-2011 2:11am #1

Here's one; when you're jacking off and about to come, jump up off your chair and start sprinting in the same spot while still choking your chicken. Run really, really fast and don't stop running whatever you do! Eventually, you'll pass out but it's worth it. Just make sure you're not too close to anything sharp. I'd recommend it.

Bipolar Joe · 11-08-2011 2:14am

If I wanted to blow my load in the most awkward way possible I'd ask my Sister.

ardinn · 11-08-2011 2:14am

In before the lock

(i will try it later - it better be epic!)

Degag · 11-08-2011 2:14am

I'm trying to think of some kind of reply to that post.... but i'm failing.... badly.

norris_minor · 11-08-2011 2:15am

k.. h/o =p

carefulnow100 · 11-08-2011 2:16am

No seriously lad's he's right, your missin out!

Temptamperu · 11-08-2011 2:16am

And now i have a concussion thanks OP :pac:

policarp · 11-08-2011 2:16am

A right good sneeze. . .

Rabies · 11-08-2011 2:26am

UsernameInUse wrote: »

Here's one; when you're jacking off and about to come, jump up off your chair and start sprinting in the same spot while still choking your chicken. Run really, really fast and don't stop running whatever you do! Eventually, you'll pass out but it's worth it. Just make sure you're not too close to anything sharp. I'd recommend it.

As recommended by INXS music lovers.

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