Few Naggins? Be Grand

pappyodaniel

https://www.facebook.com/fewnagginsbegrand
Seriously funny Facebook page.
I felt I had to start a thread on this.

So here goes.
Anyone got any funny Naggin stories?

I once drank a naggin of Smirnoff through a straw in one go. I was 15 and I had a great night.

Cupcake_Crisis

I once got kicked out of a bar cos my empty nagging bottle fell out of my bag and was sitting on the floor beside me. Bar girl saw it and threw a hissy fit..... Bitch.

FinnLizzy

Love that page! Constantly updated and puts a brilliant naggin-related twist on world events!

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

I like the way they're so quick to edit photos of important events to revolve around naggins.

twistedsoul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_1P-1cZJy4

Yakult

People are still on Facebook? Twitter is the place to be now..

My name is URL

All I get is some sort of log-in page.

orourkeda

I got sh1tfaced after a naggin

Adyx

A girl came into the off-licence I used to work in and asked for a flagon of vodka. Needless to say, she didn't even get a chance to claim she was over 18 before we laughed her out the door.

biko

It's a cleverly hidden attempt to lure people from boards to "like" a facebook page.

eurokev

Adyx wrote: »

A girl came into the off-licence I used to work in and asked for a flagon of vodka. Needless to say, she didn't even get a chance to claim she was over 18 before we laughed her out the door.

Thats a double naggin in waterfordian I think and some dublinier dialects I think, got asked for this plenty of times

naasface

eurokev wrote: »

Adyx wrote: »

A girl came into the off-licence I used to work in and asked for a flagon of vodka. Needless to say, she didn't even get a chance to claim she was over 18 before we laughed her out the door.

Thats a double naggin in waterfordian I think and some dublinier dialects I think, got asked for this plenty of times

A Daddy naggin or a shoulder

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Shoulders the only word I ever heard for it. Litre> Bottle> Shoulder> Naggin.

Adyx

Yeah, that's a shoulder bottle. A flagon is a 2L bottle of cider usually.

up for anything

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I once got kicked out of a bar cos my empty nagging bottle fell out of my bag and was sitting on the floor beside me. Bar girl saw it and threw a hissy fit..... Bitch.

I'd say the lads were delighted though that your nagging bottle was empty. Less earache for them.

Pace2008

Why was the naggin's goal disallowed?

Because he was offo-side.

pappyodaniel

Where do the words naggin and flaggin come from?

moonflower

Adyx wrote: »

A girl came into the off-licence I used to work in and asked for a flagon of vodka. Needless to say, she didn't even get a chance to claim she was over 18 before we laughed her out the door.

Flagon/Shoulder/Daddy Naggin/Double Naggin/Half Bottle. They're all the same thing. Although the Double Naggin is obviously wrong, as a shoulder has 50mls less in it than two naggins.

I know a flagon means a 2lt bottle of cider too, but most people I know use it to describe a 350ml bottle of spirits.

Pace2008

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Where do the words naggin and flaggin come from?

It's flagon as far as I know.

No idea as to the etymology of naggin.

Snacker

Naggin<Flaggin/Shoulder<Bottle

Tomebagel

naggin-flaggin-bottle

a goon is a 2 litre bottle of cider

pappyodaniel

Pace2008 wrote: »

Why was the naggin's goal disallowed?

Because he was offo-side.

That's probably the sh*ttest joke I've ever heard.


Wow.

Killer Pigeon

Stop the naggin' and log off.

Jimmy Iovine

Pace2008 wrote: »

Why was the naggin's goal disallowed?

Because he was offo-side.

That joke is so unbelievably bad that it's almost genius. Take a bow son

LightningBolt

A few of my mates were going to a student ball. One of them had a tight fitting suit and it wasn't the best for concealing the naggin he had with him so he gave it to one of the other lads to hold until he got by security.

Guy with the two naggins walked up to the door where the doorstaff where checking people for naggins, doorman was about to ask my mate to lift the arms to be searched when my mate turned around and said "here, I won't even waste your time" and handed him my other mates naggin!

Aoifey!

LightningBolt wrote: »

A few of my mates were going to a student ball. One of them had a tight fitting suit and it wasn't the best for concealing the naggin he had with him so he gave it to one of the other lads to hold until he got by security.

Guy with the two naggins walked up to the door where the doorstaff where checking people for naggins, doorman was about to ask my mate to lift the arms to be searched when my mate turned around and said "here, I won't even waste your time" and handed him my other mates naggin!

That's genius!

General General

Jimmie: [interupting] No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Naggin Storage"?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Naggin Storage"?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead naggins ain't my f*cking business, that's why!

Captain-America

Ha, I run the Few Naggins? Be Grand page with a friend of mine. Very flattered, cheers!

Aoifey!

Captain-America wrote: »

Ha, I run the Few Naggins? Be Grand page with a friend of mine. Very flattered, cheers!

Prove it, post a status about boards . I actually love that page, the pictures are class.

James__10

On my way to the local night club a few weeks back I decided it'd be a good idea to buy a nagin of vodka. After a **** load of pints we went off to the club. Got one of my mates to get me a red bull while I ordered a pint of harp. Went off to the toilet cubicle and poured the nagin into the redbull walk back out to my mates. A few minutes later the bouncer comes over to me and asks can he smell my drink. After nearly getting knocked out with the smell of vodka he then threw me out. Still haven't had the balls to try and get back into that club. And top it all off I used to work there

So needless to say I won't be buying nagins again :P

Captain-America

Aoifey! wrote: »

Prove it, post a status about boards . I actually love that page, the pictures are class.

Ah but Boards can't hold a naggin though.

Aoifey!

Captain-America wrote: »

Ah but Boards can't hold a naggin though.

I'm sure you could work something out. Pleeease

pappyodaniel

Sales of the naggin have surged today.

Did someone say Leaving Cert results?

Laisurg

biko wrote: »

It's a cleverly hidden attempt to lure people from boards to "like" a facebook page.

That page is genuinely deadly though :pac:

Bloody Nipples

Randomly enough, it was one of my younger brother's friends who set up the page. This guy.

Kinda weird seeing how big it's gotten.