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What should I do for my 19th birthday ?

Fozzydog3 · 2011-08-07 14:48:08

Right I hate nightclubs , pubs and people what else can I do ?

07-08-2011 2:48pm

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Right I hate nightclubs , pubs and people what else can I do ?

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#2 07-08-2011 2:49pm

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Complete an ironman triathlon.

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#3 07-08-2011 2:49pm

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Bestiality.

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#4 07-08-2011 2:49pm

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find a girl willing to do a zombie punch

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#5 07-08-2011 2:50pm

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In before unfunny answers

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#6 07-08-2011 2:50pm

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hire a bouncy castle, a projector and download a shit load of porn?

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#7 07-08-2011 2:50pm

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fap ?

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#8 07-08-2011 2:51pm

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Go to a fillum with friends or bowling or some such activity.

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#9 07-08-2011 2:51pm

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I dunno.

Have you tried putting your head between your knees whilst sitting in a dark corner.

You dont have to talk to people then... just the voices.

Oh, the voices:(

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#10 07-08-2011 2:51pm

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Fozzydog3 wrote: »

In before unfunny answers

Are you expecting serious answer (on AH) considering you 'hate people'?

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#11 07-08-2011 2:51pm

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In b4,
Blast piss,
Cocain Hookers,
Your ma,
Blast your ma with piss etc...

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#12 07-08-2011 2:52pm

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+1 for fapping. Have 19 in a row

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#13 07-08-2011 2:52pm

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Stay in and cry yourself to sleep

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#14 07-08-2011 2:53pm

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Arm yourself to the teeth and hit Café en Seine before paying a visit to Krystal.

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#15 07-08-2011 2:53pm

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get laid - but that's often a problem for people who post on the internet. get your friends to get you a hooker.

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#16 07-08-2011 2:54pm

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Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

+1 for fapping. Have 19 in a row

one for each year?

I prefer candles myself

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#17 07-08-2011 2:55pm

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Paintball or some such.... Your doomed if you cant think of a social activity that isn't alcohol centric.

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#18 07-08-2011 2:56pm

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Is there anything you do enjoy? If so, then do that.

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#19 07-08-2011 2:56pm

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Travel and/or join a society.

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#20 07-08-2011 2:57pm

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Post a sh1t thread on AH?
Happy Birthday!

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#21 07-08-2011 2:59pm

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Fozzydog3 wrote: »

what else can I do ?

Bring your evil masterplans for world domination to fruition ?

Seems just a good a time as any really !

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#22 07-08-2011 2:59pm

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Fozzydog3 wrote: »

Right I hate nightclubs , pubs and people what else can I do ?

It's my birthday as well today and I too hate pubs, clubs and people.

I'm going out for dinner with the OH, will sink a few pints of guinness and then get royally whacked after. Your welcome to use those ideas if you like.

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#23 07-08-2011 3:01pm

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scotty_irish wrote: »

get laid - but that's often a problem for people who post on the internet. get your friends to get you a hooker.

Since they hate people they'll probably have to just pay for it themselves.

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#24 07-08-2011 3:06pm

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mardybumbum wrote: »

It's my birthday as well today and I too hate pubs, clubs and people.

I'm going out for dinner with the OH, will sink a few pints of guinness and then get royally whacked after. Your welcome to use those ideas if you like.

can i borrow him/her ? (doesnt care at this stage)

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#25 07-08-2011 5:16pm

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OP have some birthday cake.

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#26 07-08-2011 5:20pm

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Fozzydog3 wrote: »

Right I hate nightclubs , pubs and people what else can I do ?

Sit alone in a darkly lit room planning the downfall of mankind? :rolleyes:

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#27 07-08-2011 6:10pm

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Go to Electric Picnic:D

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#28 07-08-2011 6:13pm

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Play a nice game of chess with your brother.

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#29 07-08-2011 6:14pm

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Go-karting.

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#30 07-08-2011 6:17pm

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Behave.

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#31 07-08-2011 6:17pm

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Dangerous Man wrote: »

Play a nice game of chess with your brother.

we're not on speaking terms

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#32 07-08-2011 6:30pm

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mardybumbum wrote: »

It's my birthday as well today and I too hate pubs, clubs and people.

I'm going out for dinner with the OH, will sink a few pints of guinness and then get royally whacked after. Your welcome to use those ideas if you like.

by your OH?

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#33 07-08-2011 6:34pm

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see how many candles you can fit up your arse

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#34 07-08-2011 6:34pm

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Fozzydog3 wrote: »

we're not on speaking terms

Ah well. Sorry to hear that. Perhaps you could go shopping for a nice new pair of trousers?

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#35 07-08-2011 6:35pm

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Pop your cherry

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#36 07-08-2011 6:38pm

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wish you liked them?

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#37 08-08-2011 11:40pm

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Fozzydog3 wrote: »

Right I hate nightclubs , pubs and people what else can I do ?

Me?

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#38 08-08-2011 11:42pm

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aoife_bennett wrote: »

Me?

Boom!

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#39 08-08-2011 11:53pm

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aoife_bennett wrote: »

Me?

She is only going to use you for your body :mad:

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#40 09-08-2011 12:04am

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ClimberC wrote: »

She is only going to use you for your body :mad:

If I don't teach him that's how women operate, who will?

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#41 09-08-2011 12:06am

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Feed bears in Norway

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#42 09-08-2011 12:07am

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aoife_bennett wrote: »

If I don't teach him that's how women operate, who will?

Touché, well played!

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#43 09-08-2011 12:09am

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It's probably been mentioned but coke and hookers is the only real option you have.

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#44 09-08-2011 12:10am

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aoife_bennett wrote: »

Me?

Hi, I'm chillywilly, nice to meet you :cool:

:P

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#45 09-08-2011 12:11am

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punch yourself in the fanny

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#46 09-08-2011 12:36am

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Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

+1 for fapping. Have 19 in a row

JimiWonderDoor 92 wrote: »

one for each year?

I prefer candles myself

Where are all the candles going?

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#47 09-08-2011 1:05am

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Right so it looks like im shoving 19 candles up aoife bennetts arse while masturbating and sniffed out of it in a dimly lit room , Thanks guys

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#48 09-08-2011 1:08am

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What's wrong with paint balling? Or heading to Lahinch for some surfing??

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#49 09-08-2011 10:02am

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chillywilly wrote: »

Hi, I'm chillywilly, nice to meet you :cool:

:P

Aoife, nice to meet you too . . . Is chilly willy a name or a description?

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#50 09-08-2011 10:04am

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Take it to PM.

OP, use this place if you are serious. If not, don't.

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