Have you ever stolen something from someone you had a one night stand with?

some random drunk

I used to play football with the guys from work. One time this fella showed up with a manky yellow GAA jersey with some meat processing company as the sponsor. Asked him where he got it and his reply was that he'd had a one night stand recently, woken up before the girl, saw the jersey on the floor and decided it would be a laugh to nick it. Talked to a few other lads and apparently they've nicked things off girls too, "to keep as souvenirs". One of them nicked a bogroll?!

I've never nicked anything myself so was wondering how common is this? Did you ever take something strange/funny from someone you slept with? Did you ever have something stolen from you?


Oh and in before "Stole their heart/took their virginity".

py2006

Virginity?



Edit: Doh!

pimpy_c

Her sense of self-respect.

Oh and her dignity too.

flas

ha, one of the lads used to always take one shoe, just the one, or a pillow, something obvious and of absolute no use to him...

Biggins

Her heart away...

Eric Cartman

all their delicious food, nothing better than the walk of shame with a pack of dennys in your pocket and munching on hobnobs

Saila

knickers

fontanalis

False teeth.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Funniest thread title in a long time :pac:

minidazzler

A single earring.

A Buddy steals ID's. Like College ID's and key cards for the place. Just for the fun of it!

Hazys

I took a frozen pizza from a girl's fridge on my way out the morning after...nothing spectacular but i was hungry and i felt i earned it :cool:

Latchy

It was christmas and she had a picture of the Grinch on the wall ... I stole it .

wild_cat

A spoon commemorating his visit to the Isle of man.


I saw it and thought to myself "By god that is random I'm having it".

nursextreme

Stealing wouldn't be a very Catholic thing to do after a one night stand :pac:

bazza1

The piece of paper I wrote my phone number on!

Alter-Ego

Closest I've come to it is stealing a box of matches from the stand by the door.

Karma got me back when I tried to light the 3 matches in the box to light a fag and each one went out. So a cigarette-less walk of shame through a dodgy as$ part of Edinburgh.

SuperInfinity

No I never would take someone's private property.

*gives a look at some of the people above*

Hazys

Her Plan B pills.












Not really.

mistearious

don't remember nicking anything on a ONS but went back with a girl once, she didn't put out. I was horny as hell and was having a shower in her place so had to have a tug and on the spur of the moment decided to come into her shampoo bottle.

Mickeroo

mistearious wrote: »

don't remember nicking anything on a ONS but went back with a girl once, she didn't put out. I was horny as hell and was having a shower in her place so had to have a tug and on the spur of the moment decided to come into her shampoo bottle.

:eek:

emmabrighton

eh, his street cred? Vague memories - still pissed - of announcing to everyone how x had a backwards shaped díck... no memory of the event, just of the slagging . I'm sure he got over it :pac:

xoxyx

I haven't, but, it reminds me of a time when I was about 14 and had a "friend" from Kerry come up to visit me. When she left, she took the remote control for my tv. I spent HOURS looking for it, and got it back in the post about a week later with a badly drawn smiley face on a small piece of paper stuck to the remote with Sellotape.

FloatingVoter

Nah, I'm class. Just copy her key while she's sleeping nice and content. After the breakfast I make her, stand her up on the arranged second date. Meanwhile I ring explaining about the traffic while I'm unloading the flat into the lorry.

So no, I never rob from a one-night stand - merely plan it. Honest ...me

mistearious

mistearious wrote: »

don't remember nicking anything on a ONS but went back with a girl once, she didn't put out. I was horny as hell and was having a shower in her place so had to have a tug and on the spur of the moment decided to come into her shampoo bottle.

shampoo becomes shampoo + conditioner

ball

I woke up after a ONS in a girls place one time. She had already left for college and I was the only person in the flat. There was a load of laptops and stuff just lying about the house.

I didn't take anything, but she was lucky I'm not a thief.

Gummy Panda

Saila wrote: »

knickers

To wear on your head later during the **** of reflection?

FloatingVoter

ball wrote: »

I woke up after a ONS in a girls place one time. She had already left for college and I was the only person in the flat. There was a load of laptops and stuff just lying about the house.

I didn't take anything, but she was lucky I'm not a thief.

...ever consider she may have been ?

Hank Scorpio

meh

Alter-Ego

emmabrighton wrote: »

eh, his street cred? Vague memories - still pissed - of announcing to everyone how x had a backwards shaped díck... no memory of the event, just of the slagging . I'm sure he got over it :pac:

What's a backwards shaped dick look like?

some random drunk

Alter-Ego wrote: »

What's a backwards shaped dick look like?

I'd guess it curves downwards instead of up.

SuperInfinity

some random drunk wrote: »

I'd guess it curves downwards instead of up.

Most dicks curve down a little. Curving up is the weird thing.

TPD

Alter-Ego wrote: »

What's a backwards shaped dick look like?

some random drunk wrote: »

I'd guess it curves downwards instead of up.

SuperInfinity wrote: »

Most dicks curve down a little. Curving up is the weird thing.

MS Paint rendition in order, I think!

Crazy Horse 6

50 euro for my taxi home.

emmabrighton

TPD wrote: »

MS Paint rendition in order, I think!

Whats down and whats up? I am so confused :rolleyes: But then... like the good catholic girl.... I wouldnt know too many of said dícks

It just curved the wrong way... for fúcks sake... i don't want to bring it up again... especially since he is $$$ and is going out with a super-model... just makes me look jealous.... - maybe I just didn't know how to use it!

Chuck Stone

I stole a girl's portside kidney.

minidazzler

mistearious wrote: »

don't remember nicking anything on a ONS but went back with a girl once, she didn't put out. I was horny as hell and was having a shower in her place so had to have a tug and on the spur of the moment decided to come into her shampoo bottle.

Is your name Donncha? I have a friend who did similar, the weird bit is the showering in her house, when you aren't getting any you just go home.

stargazer 68

I have never had a one night stand so there!
Hmm no angel icon - this will have to do!

TPD

emmabrighton wrote: »

Whats down and whats up? I am so confused :rolleyes: But then... like the good catholic girl.... I wouldnt know too many of said dícks

It just curved the wrong way... for fúcks sake... i don't want to bring it up again... especially since he is $$$ and is going out with a super-model... just makes me look jealous.... - maybe I just didn't know how to use it!

When you said 'backwards' I pictured a warhead-style bulge at the base and pretty straight and uniform remainder. Which would be odd, to say the least.

k.p.h

how did I end up in this thread :rolleyes:

stacexD

Alter-Ego wrote: »

What's a backwards shaped dick look like?

Maybe it has balls hanging off the end

Paddy Cow

mistearious wrote: »

don't remember nicking anything on a ONS but went back with a girl once, she didn't put out. I was horny as hell and was having a shower in her place so had to have a tug and on the spur of the moment decided to come into her shampoo bottle.

So you mean it is actually possible for a horny as hell guy who goes back to a girl's house expecting her to put out to control himself when she says no?

Standard Toaster

Once stole an carbonator cartridge for a Sodastream along with a bad VHS copy of Uncle Buck.

fontanalis

Alter-Ego wrote: »

What's a backwards shaped dick look like?

I don't know but they go instead of come.

fullstop

Hazys wrote: »

I took a frozen pizza from a girl's fridge on my way out the morning after...nothing spectacular but i was hungry and i felt i earned it :cool:

Frozen pizza from the fridge...liar

jimbobaloobob

Never stole from anyone, but had my passcard taken

maybe they wanted to charge me for the night!

up for anything

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Once stole an carbonator cartridge for a Sodastream along with a bad VHS copy of Uncle Buck.

Can I have my tape back please? It had sentimental value.

The Sodastream didn't work so I didn't miss the cartridge.

babyfratelli_x

Some dude stole my iPod last year

I'm actually kinda glad it was mine and not my housemates though... Guilt and all dat jazz....

babyfratelli_x

babyfratelli_x wrote: »

Some dude stole my iPod last year

I'm actually kinda glad it was mine and not my housemates though... Guilt and all dat jazz....

so u shagged a scumbag?

jimbobaloobob

so he has to listen to you every day? you made an impression so:D

Standard Toaster

up for anything wrote: »

Can I have my tape back please? It had sentimental value.

The Sodastream didn't work so I didn't miss the cartridge.

Sure sure.
I recorded over it with 12 episodes of 'Prisoner Cell Block H'.
On long play of course.

Not my fault you didn't remove the tab like.

old hippy

Don't think so but there's been far too many to recall