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  • 02-08-2011 2:03pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭


    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-weird_news/

    Poor bear

    Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy
    Found dead handcuffed to water bed; death likely accidental, coroner says

    CLEVELAND — An exotic-animal owner who made headlines last summer when one of his bears mauled a woman to death has died after apparently choking on a sex toy, authorities said.
    Sam Mazzola, 49, was found dead in his Columbia Station home on Sunday, face down on a water bed. He was bound to the bed with handcuffs, chains and padlocks, Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller told the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
    Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, the coroner told The Morning Journal.
    "He had done this by request according to the story we were given,” Miller told The Morning Journal. “There was an assistant, but that is under investigation.”


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    What a gimp


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Most likely a dildo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Weird idea of what cheers people up...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Samich wrote: »
    Most likely a dildo.

    More likely his gimp ball gag


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I didn't lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    How embearrassing....what a grizzly way to go....


    /yawn


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,699 ✭✭✭ronaneire


    Must of thought it was a fancy dress party


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    No more Honey for him so ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Isn't it ironic how the owner of a bear that mauled a woman to death has died by choking on a sex toy?




    No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    His infatuation with bears got him in the end. He thought someone said Bear Grill Us and dressed accordingly.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Guill wrote: »
    Isn't it ironic how the owner of a bear that mauled a woman to death has died by choking on a sex toy?
    I bet Alanis Morisette is kicking herself right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭Epicness


    Misread it that the bear died. Lol?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    First Amy Winehouse, now this...:(


    R.I.P.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    TheZohan wrote: »
    First Amy Winehouse, now this...:(


    R.I.P.


    Thanks for making me laugh, i really appreciate it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,517 ✭✭✭VW 1


    Who said I needed cheering up!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    "he had an assisstant" - is that the bear they are on about?

    Will the bear be brought up on charges of aggrevated sexual assualt?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Kojak wrote: »
    "he had an assisstant" - is that the bear they are on about?

    Will the bear be brought up on charges of aggrevated sexual assualt?


    The bears gone kojak, and hes never coming back i.e. hes dead


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