How to avoid being sick after to many drinks

gsxr1

You know it.

your at home after hours.

You had a great night out.

But your head. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It spins, and spins and spins. You may have a very sexy woman in your bed, who you dont really know. All you see is high heels and stockings.

You are ready to explode into the bed room . shaking all you bits and bobs.. But

You feel a bit sick. Your belly is full to the top with vodka.....


I have a method of avoiding doing the bad thang. Being sick.

Whats yours??? Everyone has one

tell me?

J. Marston

Go for a jog.

ratedR

Go get sick. Then come back and take a proper look at her.

The clue is in the fact that you say you "may" have a sexy woman in your bed.

You nearly definitely dont.

Take a chance and ride her while you're still half drunk.

Or dont.

PseudoFamous

Do her anyway, it'll be hilarious.

later12

I often find that watching extended episodes of Grand Designs and Come Dine With Me (don't judge me...) help. They keep my mind off the cirulating vomitus, and sitting upright usually helps too.

Hank_Jones

I always seem to avoid it until the day after.

It's like the opposite of the Bulmers ad "good things come to those who wait".

Had some horrible following days.

Asphyxia

I have an irrational fear of puking so when I'm in that state I will try anything NOT to get sick! Sitting up and sipping water and letting the fresh air get to you is what I found the best, but that's just me :rolleyes:

Chris P. Bacon

Drink water,more water!

Swampy

Sprawling out on a cold tiled bathroom floor.

Duggy747

Drink water, get off Boards and go back up to her :pac:

pragmatic1

I walk to the bathroom, stick two fingers down my throat and vomit. Its your body trying to get rid of toxins. Feeling sick is worse than actually gettig sick.

gonedrinking

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Its your body trying to get rid of toxins.

Its your body trying to getting rid of the 10 pints of piss you just downed in 3 hours

whiteboy

stab her and burn the carcass

Potential-Monke

pragmatic1 wrote: »

I walk to the bathroom, stick two fingers down my throat and vomit. Its your body trying to get rid of toxins. Feeling sick is worse than actually gettig sick.

This, plus it gets rid of any alcohol you have not yet digested and you will feel better in the morning (well, better than you normally would). Doing this in conjunction with setting your alarm for 7am, getting up and emptying the bladder and then going back to bed, sure-fire way to avoid a terrible hangover!

Oh, and KFC!

mfceiling

Cable ties, chloroform, and a balaclava........at least when you sober up in the morning she'll still be there...

chicken fingers

Coke tbh.

highgiant1985

gsxr1 wrote: »

. You may have a very sexy woman in your bed, who you dont really know. All you see is high heels and stockings.

that's cos your in your ma's room again you sick man.

mattjack

gsxr1 wrote: »

It spins, and spins and spins. You may have a very sexy woman in your bed, who you dont really know. All you see is high heels and stockings.


If the woman is in the bed who you dont really know.....and all you see is high heels and stockings..?
Are you wearing the high heels and stockings ..?
were you caught again in the neighbours house .. ?

netnerd

incorporate the vomiting into your sexy time. If you video it, you could even become an internet superstar.

Sofiztikated

Here's one of those mad, left field ideas.

Drink less.

The Orb

Here's a novel approach for an Irishman, if you're out and you feel you've reached the tipping point then STOP DRINKING, works every time! I realised this was the way ahead after many years of world class puking.

mattjack

world class puking......"correction" world class exhibition puking

Sunnyisland

Go back to the woman and sweat it out of ya.

Asphyxia

Asphyxia wrote: »

I have an irrational fear of puking so when I'm in that state I will try anything NOT to get sick! Sitting up and sipping water and letting the fresh air get to you is what I found the best, but that's just me :rolleyes:

It's not just you, I'm the exact same. I'm terrified of puking. I've used the fresh air method a lot.

Mike 1972

I notice nobody has mentioned brushing ones teeth :eek:

Potential-Monke

Karsini wrote: »

It's not just you, I'm the exact same. I'm terrified of puking. I've used the fresh air method a lot.

Why are you terrified of puking?

Lord TSC

The Orb wrote: »

Here's a novel approach for an Irishman, if you're out and you feel you've reached the tipping point then STOP DRINKING, works every time! I realised this was the way ahead after many years of world class puking.

Careful now. Keep using that logic and you're prone to accusations of being a dry arsed old ****e :rolleyes:

Gummy Panda

have a breakfast of booze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q

Turtyturd

When you're in bed put one foot on the floor and all the spinning and nausea goes away...and she will just think it's some awkward sex position you like.

GoldFour4

Mike 1972 wrote: »

I notice nobody has mentioned brushing ones teeth :eek:

Yes !
It always helps a bit for me, freshens you up and takes away the dry feeling from your mouth.

Have to be careful about how much water you drink too. Too much and you might end up puking it all up.

I'm also inclined to gobble a few pringles before I fall asleep. For nutritional purposes of course, not that I'm a hungry fecker

mattjack

Turtyturd wrote: »

When you're in bed put one foot on the floor and all the spinning and nausea goes away...and she will just think it's some awkward sex position you like.

I also find if you wait at the bedroom door and as the bed spins past, jump on it...

The Orb

mattjack wrote: »

world class puking......"correction" world class exhibition puking

Never in public!

The Orb

Teamshadowclan wrote: »

Careful now. Keep using that logic and you're prone to accusations of being a dry arsed old ****e :rolleyes:

Guilty as charged, I can't do it anymore, been there, done that. The after effects aren't worth it!

Krusader

When lying in bed put one foot on the floor, it will stop your head spinning

Will keep that one in mind..

Potential-Monke

Potential-Monke wrote: »

Why are you terrified of puking?

I went 11 years without and when it finally did happen I found it so disgusting that I've tried to avoid it since.

JMSE

Asphyxia wrote: »

I have an irrational fear of puking so when I'm in that state I will try anything NOT to get sick! Sitting up and sipping water and letting the fresh air get to you is what I found the best, but that's just me :rolleyes:

Used that method in my earlier days, thats how I know what 'The Hitman and Her' was on Channel 4.

Dr. Bad Touch

Swampy wrote: »

Sprawling out on a cold tiled bathroom floor.

Amen!

Agricola

Im a morning after person too. Ya just have to man up, stick your finger down yer throat, and spew that bad shít out of your system. The euphoric feeling of wellness that ripples over you as you wretch up the last of the sick, is immense!

--LOS--

just get sick already! Better out than in!

ThunderApple

Go and get sick, it's much better when it's all out. But don't forget to drink lots of water. The night with the beautiful stranger woman might be a little bit worse than you might've been expecting but it's better than puking on her in the middle of having fun...

starlit

drink 8 litres of water you be as bright as rain and fresh as a daisy but if you drink too much water you might get sick cause you do need to let the body absorb and break down the alcohol without too much of a push. Best to drink the water before heading out rather than while you are out. You be more sober.

JMSE

now in the zone of the zick ............. ok ..... theres 8 llitres of water drank,,,,,,,,,what else ...........?

Sticky_Fingers

The Orb wrote: »

Here's a novel approach for an Irishman, if you're out and you feel you've reached the tipping point then STOP DRINKING, works every time! I realised this was the way ahead after many years of world class puking.

Sometimes you realise the tipping point to late and have already stepped over the line.

The last time this happened was last Christmas, drank way too much and was in a woeful state. Lying down in the bed the room just wouldn't stop gyrating around the place so I got up, wobbled to the bathroom and got copiously sick. Once that was done I lay down on the floor and slept the dreamless sleep only drink can provide. Woke up the next morning around 11, apparently my mother was knocking on the door all morning to see if I was ok since I was snoring like a bastard while sprawled out on the floor. I'd have felt shame if the pounding hangover hadn't got in the way.

Never ever again (until the next time )

Micky Dolenz

sleep, you can't bea............zzzzzzzzzz

tan11ie

Big glass of them vitamin c fizzy tablets before bed well I'm hoping it works for the morn...:(

Dermighty

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Do her anyway, it'll be hilarious.

You're my hero

aligator_am

ratedR wrote: »

Go get sick. Then come back and take a proper look at her.

The clue is in the fact that you say you "may" have a sexy woman in your bed.

You nearly definitely dont.

Take a chance and ride her while you're still half drunk.

Or dont.

LOL, I like your logic, even if she's a wreck, sure ya won't notice as much if yer still half cut

chloek

water and sleep. I have had the water and now I need the sleep.

yesno1234

Match in an hour and I am absolutely dying:(. Luckily enough the running should make me puke my ring up so I should be right as rain after it *Fingers Crossed*