The government should tax sexual relations

Rabidlamb

Think about it, they're trying to broaden the tax base.
It's the one tax people would be proud paying, they're could even be a published register of the greatest contributors.

I propose a flat fee of €5 for missionary & €10 for any fancy stuff.
Evaders would come across (snigger) as loveless virgins.
I'm a genius, aren't I.

stimpson

I take it you're not getting any so.

Richard Hillman

At least i will have an excuse for not having sex anymore

FatherLen

a tenner!!!!

Kevin Duffy

Can I get a rebate on this dry spell? I must be owed a right few quid at the rates you have there.

tallaghtmick

You might aswell tax mickey size......a euro for every inch,Would see a lot of fellas lying about the size to save money:pac:

chin_grin

Aren't condoms already taxed? So your point is null and void. So there!

Fluorescence

So would Michael Noonan just stand in the corner to count each act of copulation and exact his tax at the end of the evening?

chin_grin

fluorescence wrote: »

img]http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00758/Michael-Noolan_I_758808t.jpg[/img]

That's his "Oh" face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIN3EgBIHg

RichieC

don't give these dickheads any ideas.. jaysus..

o1s1n

They'd rake in a hell of a lot more with a fap tax.

Killer Pigeon

Damn randy Socialists!!

Rabidlamb

o1s1n wrote: »

They'd rake in a hell of a lot more with a fap tax.

Whose going to admit to that.
Everyone would just tick the box with no fapping while pushing their extra starchy sock to the bottom of the laundry basket, damn slugs.

smash

Would that make the government our pimp?

kfallon

Will Fianna Fail have to pay backdated tax for ****ing us all in the ass over the past few years?

Richard Hillman

chin_grin wrote: »

Aren't condoms already taxed? So your point is null and void. So there!

They are and bizarrely they are taxed in the luxury bracket, which is why they are so expensive

kfallon

Richard Hillman wrote: »

They are and bizarrely they are taxed in the luxury bracket, which is why they are so expensive

Posh **** are a luxury

Lemsiper

They should definitely fine people for starting shíte threads.

Bullseye1

Will we have a menu to select from?

conorhal

Will there be some kind of 'sex-dole' for us.. eh... 'unemployed'?

Rabidlamb

conorhal wrote: »

Will there be some kind of 'sex-dole' for us.. eh... 'unemployed'?

Fapping only I'm afraid, only workers get to do reverse cowgirl.

Lux23

They have banned me from getting any.

Well thats my excuse.

ilovesleep

How much tax will I have to pay for anal?

conorhal wrote: »

Will there be some kind of 'sex-dole' for us.. eh... 'unemployed'?

Don't worry, I'm sure the government will have plans for a sexship scheme. Free sex with hookers

conorhal

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Fapping only I'm afraid, only workers get to do reverse cowgirl.

Sigh...Nothing posh or exotic, I just need a handjob out.

Waitaminute... 'Joan Burton, Minister for Social protection'.... actually, never mind...

EL_Loco

A stupid AH thread tax would reap a tonne of cash,

ohh look, case in point.

/sneer

conorhal

ilovesleep wrote: »

How much tax will I have to pay for anal?

I believe that's covered under D.I.R.T.y

Mike 1972

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I propose a flat fee of €5 for missionary & €10 for any fancy stuff.

Are you trying to make Michael Noonan into a whore ?

ofcork

There was a song years ago cant remember by whom about a tax on the ride.

carlybabe1

kfallon wrote: »

Will Fianna Fail have to pay backdated tax for ****ing us all in the ass over the past few years?

only those of us who didnt enjoy it, so that rules you out for a reimbursement :D:D

DublinWriter

There's normally a back-door to avoid such taxes.

Logical Fallacy

How much tax will the government have to pay for ****ing us all in the ass?

Morag

They already do, all contraceptives including condoms have a 21% luxury V.A.T. on them.

kfallon

carlybabe1 wrote: »

only those of us who didnt enjoy it, so that rules you out for a reimbursement :D:D

I only enjoyed the subtle fingering, not the 12 inch schlong :eek:

Capt'n Midnight

The government already taxes sexual relations.

It's not illegal to receive money for sex in this country. But you would have to declare it as part of your income for tax purposes.

http://www.revenue.ie/en/tax/vat/rates/rate-changes-jobs-initiative.html

The Minister for Finance has announced that a second reduced VAT rate of 9% will be introduced in respect of certain goods and services (mainly related to tourism) for the period 1 July 2011 to 31 December 2013.
...
Supplies of goods and services remaining at the 13.5% rate
...
insemination services and semen

hatrickpatrick

That'd be one hell of a pickup line
"Hey, let's screw... Come on... FOR THE ECONOMY'S SAKE!!!"

entropi

OP, we already are...


every time they deliver a budget, or bail out a bank, they shaft us themselves, taxing us directly up the ass in one hard thrust.